Out of the Melee, Into the Brawl.

I. The Announcement

-Teleman/Veletan-

"Anything else, your right-y-ness?" I asked in a nice, calm, soft voice,

"No," replied the mouthless glove, master hand.

My manic side turned to MH's brother.

"How 'bout you?" I asked in a rather unstable voice, "You feelin' hungry, punk? Well, are ya?"

Crazy Hand looked as if he were to explode at any moment.

"Very well," the calmer me, Teleman, said, "I shall inform the smashers at once."

"And I'll go play VIDEO GAMES!!" the considerably less-sane me, Veletan, said.

"Oh, no I don't!" I said, pulling on my cape to prevent me from escaping, "I'm coming with ME!"

"Awwwwwww," I moaned as I followed myself out of the hands' office.

I went over to the P.A., and my voice rang through smash mansion, where both of me worked as butlers. "Attention smashers," I said, still making sure I didn't run off, "There will be an important meeting in the foyer, and attendance is mandatory. This means YOU." All of the smashers made their way to the seats and got in order. Some looked worried, others looked curious, but they all had an obvious sense of anxiousness. "As you all don't know, there is going to be a small event--," "IT'S GONNA BE A TOURN--!" I shouted, before I clapped my hand over my mouth to stop myself, as I had strict orders to keep the smashers ignorant to the plans. "Yes... it is... and we're going to be handing out invit-I mean... envelopes, to people you may, or may not, know. These people will be scattered across the dimensions, some of which aren't even in the Nintendo realm. You will all–" "Wait," said pichu, looking slightly confused, "exactly what's in the envelopes?" "That's a good question, pichu," I said, while I pulled out the big red button with a maniacally evil smile on my face "HERE'S YOUR ANSWER!!" As I slammed my face on the button, pichu's seat was ejected from the mansion, something which had not happened for a long time. "Any other questions?" I asked calmly as I eyed the crowd, daring them to ask something. Horribly, deliciously, Roy raised his hand, and his seat exploded, leaving behind a VERY fried chicken, and Bowser had missed lunch.

At the horrific sight, fox threw up, Luigi fainted, Mewtwo turned purple("i'm outta here" he said as he left), young link started crying horribly ("i'm leaving, too!"), and kirby started yelling at Bowser to share. "Silence!" I shouted at the crowd, "now, you shall all be given inter-dimensional watches that can also be used to contact both of me at any given time." ... "GO!!" There was a great rush for the door, as I started chuckling to myself. "NOW can I play video games?" "...fine."