Author's note's

This is a remake of a story I wrote on my old profile. I made a new email address, so I made a new profile to, so I decided to bring all of my old stories to my new profile. Anyway enjoy the story and please review. The first person to do that gets a cookie! (Note: I know it's never really confirmed in resident evil 5 that Chris takes steroids, but it's never denied either.)

Christmas day, 2007. It was a very cold night, it was snowing. We were all inside Barry's house, he threw a party. Usually I like party's, but not when Leon is at them. Hell, I'd rather have Wesker be here then... him. I hate that jerk, ever since he went to spain and saved Ashley, and beat Saddler, and got a 96 on metacritic, he's been a big jerk.

"Hey, Redfield!" He yelled toward's me. "C'mere will ya." Oh no, I didn't want him to know I was here. Maybe if I just stay still he'll go away?

"C'mon man I know you here me." He wasn't very far, if I dont get up I'll look like a jerk in front of Jill, aww man.

"Uhh, yeah, hey Leon." I said shyly.

"C'mon Redfield, lets have an armwrestle!" He said excitedly.

"Oh, uh, no thanks man, I'm kinda tired, I think I'm gonna head home." C'mon, please let me go.

"Come on Chris, you can beat him!" Oh no, shut up Jill!

"Yeah Chris, go for it!" Great, now everyone's chanting me on! Well, here goes nothing.

"Ok, alright, let's do this. But I've had a couple of drinks, so I'm not really on my A game." What am I saying! There isn't any alchohal here! Great, now I'm gonna look like a wimp, and an idiot. Well, here we go. (Chris and Leon sit down and clentch fists, Barry yell's go, and Chris's hand is on the table in a blink of an eye)

"Wooooo! Alright Leon!" Claire yelled. I cant believe this, my own sister. Look's like everyone is cheering Leon now.

"Good work bud." Barry said, since when were they "Buds"! I've had enough, I got to get out of here! (Minute's later, out on the street.") I cant believe I just ran away, now they think Im a wimp, and idiot, AND cry baby! I am not a baby, or wimp, and I'm most certanly not and idiot! Well, I'd better not think about it, I have a checkup at the doctor tommorow, I'd better study for my blood test.

"Ello stranga!" What was that!

"Who's there!" I yelled.

"What'ya buyin?" A man wearing a big black trenchcoat walked up to me.

"W-what are you talking about?"

"I said, what'ya buyin?" He opened up his trench coat, inside was an assortment of weapon's. Why is he showing me this, I don't want any guns! Huh? What's that? There was a bottle of some sort marked ST.

"Ooohhh. ay see what ya lookin at. Dose is, uhh, performance enhancer's." I looked at him, I couldn't see my face, but I'm guessing it look's confused.

"Dey make ya stronger, fasta, just one shot is da same as a whole day at da gym." He has an extremely thick accent, but I'm guessing he's saying something about making you stronger and faster. One shot is the same as a whole day in the gym. Is her serious? Are these thing's legal? Are they safe?

"And before ya ask stranga, there perfectly safe." Is this guy a mind reader?

"uh, o-ok, how much are day?" Damn, his accent is so thick he's got me talking like him.

"Tell ya what, first time is free stranga." What? Free? Well in that case I guess I dont have anything to loose.

"Well, ok, I'll take it I guess." He gave me the bottle and a needle, I hate needle's, there sharp and scary. But if they could help me beat Leon, I'm willing to do it.

"Oh, and just one more ting, if ya want to stay strong, you'll need to use frequent injections." So that's how he's gonna make money. Sneaky bastard. (about 10 minutes later, the merchant is walking alone on the street)

"HAHAHAHA! Poor sucker. Hey, who's dat lady over dere?" The merchant walks up to the pretty brunette lady.

"What'ya buyin stranga?" He asks her. He opens up his coat, which reveals an assortment of guns, and yellow hair dye. The woman's name is Jill Valentine, but that's a story for another time. (Now, 3 years later, in Africa)

"Me should of scene it coming. It no take long for bad people to get bad poison that make people turn into monster. Now, small county's in trouble, and me have to save them." Me in Africa now, me stop bad people. If bad people try to hurt Chris, Chris will punch them. Chris is strong now, man in black coat give Chris special medicine to make him stronger. Now Chris is strongest of them all! Some people say medicine make Chris dumb, but they wrong. Me park now, me meet lady here and we go get bad guy's together.

"Welcome to Africa, My name is Sheva Alomar." A pretty lady talk to me. She probably my partner.

"Me Chris!" I tell her. She just look at me. She put her hand out in front of me.

"Uhh, are you ok?" She ask me. "Why wont you shake my hand?"

"Cant move arm's, muscles to big." I tell her. She just look at me more.

Author's note's

Well I hope you liked it, you can expect more chapters soon.

P.S. I'll buy it at a high price!