So everyone's doing this, so why can't I? Granted this is just alleviating stress for the impending doom of a 3 hour English exam tomorrow.

So here's some details:
- I'm using my avatar name for the summoner. I already have a friend named Kiran. Based on past experiences, I'd rather not have too many of those running around.
- Might do daily. I have exams.
- Give me ideas plz
- All ideas, will be given a scenario as to why the rule was implemented.
- Pair the summoner with someone. My waifu will (Obviously) always be Cordelia, but Ayra might be nice. Idk

Anywhoodle, enjoy the first rule.

Rule 1: Stop telling me that I have to summon 'So-and-so' or I'll face their wrath. Seriously. Not cool.

Today was like any other day. I had a nice walk around the castle, talked to some mates, and fired some orbs at a massive tablet. Needless to say, it was rather uneventful.

This didn't stay that way for long.

I was walking towards my quarters when I felt a tug on my robe. Turning around, I expected to see Nowi or Delthea. Strangely enough, it was Soren.

"What do you want Soren? I'm really tired right now. Make it quick" I asked with a tired expression, a yawn following to confirm my statement. Soren pulled out his tome and started muttering some chants. Realising what he was doing, I quickly backed away, scared out of my skin. What was Soren even doing!? I'm the guy that makes sure we get new members everyday!

"Don't take it too lightly Akimo. I'm just wondering when you're going to summon Ike? It's been too long without him and he could really improve our forces."

"I did! Haven't you seen him around the castle!?"

Soren sighed, and nodded his head.

"It's not the same Ike. For one, he uses an axe. What kind of Ike uses an axe? The wrong kind. I expect to see Ike walking into the castle tomorrow morning, or someone's going to see just how strong this tome can be. Oh! Of course, for military and strategic purposes." He added with a snicker.

"Are you threatening me!? You realise I could send you home right now and no one would probably care! Well maybe Ike would, but still!"

"Hence why my tome is currently ready for action"

Soren took a few steps toward me. One. Two. Three.

"So what'll it be? Ike? Or Tome?"

"EAT MY ASS!" I screamed as I shot a rock from the Breidablik, hitting Soren in the chest. Making use of the time, I quickly ran towards my quarters. Soren however, quickly overcame the initial shock and began his chase.

"Out of the way! Coming through!" I shouted at passerbys, all unaware of the misfortune of my situation. Where some looked at me with astonishment, others had pity. I banished the thought of what they'd say to me if we ever talked of this situation again. Spying a corner, a braced myself.

"HONMONO NO DORIFTO!" I yelled as I turned the 90 degree corner with the utmost precision, so much so that smoke was bellowing in my tracks and the onlooking crowd could only look with awe at the scene that was currently transpiring in front of their eyes. Takumi would be proud.

He wasn't obviously, he was currently confused as all heck and wondered what the hell I was doing. Oh right. Wrong Takumi.

Sensing that I needed to somehow make this situation even better than it already was, I needed to do something. Something so huge that none of Anna's Yaoi fanfics of the current males of our group (namely Takumi and Leon) could ever top. Only one thing was needed.

I dabbed.

Expecting applause, I was greeted with silence. Stopping, I turned around, completely forgetting the whole reason why I was running in the first place. Of course, Soren was there.

We both looked at each other, panting, and expecting to see if anyone would start talking. No. Only silence. Finally, I burst out.

"Oh come on! That was glorious! I DRIFTED around a corner while DABBING! No one's ever done that before! God, if Takumi were here, he'd be immensely proud!"

Takumi raised his hand, signalling that he was in fact here.

"Not you!" I pointed to him.

Soren starts chanting again, getting ready to cast Rexcalibur. I braced myself once again, ready for the impeding doom.

It never came. Instead, I heard shouts of 'Get of me!'. Looking up, I saw Soren pinned down, Ayra currently pointing her sword at him.

"Why are you trying to hurt our summoner!? He was the one who brought us here!"

"It's because he won't summon Ike!"

I sighed and walked over to Soren.

"I know you want to see him Soren, but I can't control who comes out of that gate. If I could, I would believe me. But in the mean time, be patient. Who knows? Maybe he'll show up tomorrow, in a week, or a month! The best you can do is hope. Hope that he'll be summoned soon."

This seemed to satisfy Soren for the time being, and I asked Ayra to get off of him, to which she agreed. I shook his hand, and he apologized.

"I'm sorry about all this Akimo, I hope you can forgive me."

"Don't worry about it! We all have people who we desperately want to see. It's only natural to want them to be here!"

"You are too kind." Soren replied, while walking off to talk with Ike (Brave one).

"So what was that all about?" Ayra asked as she walked up to me.

"Just Soren's obsession…don't you dare Anna! We don't want another 'story' floating around!"

"GOD DAMMIT! AND I HAD ALREADY FINISHED THE FIRST CHAPTER!"

Oh? You were expecting a well-written piece of fiction? Guess again. This is just a massiv E.

I stand by what I say about pairing summoner-kun with Ayra. But she's so damn cold.

I apologise to all out there who love Soren. I do too, he helped a lot when I didn't have Ike during that one Tempest Trial. I just needed someone...Shoot, I could've picked Eldigan dammit.