25 things I won't do in Amestris or Remsembool

by Perdita8888

Another funny list, just this time, the things you can't do in the FMA world

BEHOLD…another list

20 things I won't do in Amestris or Remsembool

I will not call Lan Fan a stalker

I will not ask Oliver or Armstrong if they're the Cullen's ancestors

I will not call Ed short

I will not ask Mustang to light my barbecue grill

I will not allow Lin got order room service

I will not hard wire Lan Fan or Ed's auto-mail to make them do Gundamn Style

I will not hide Winry's wrench

I will not ask Riza if I can see her tattoo

Hot gluing Mustang's fingers together isn't allowed

Yelling," OMG….A CULLEN!" every time Armstrong rips his shirt off isn't allowed either

I will not ask Falman to take my math test

I will not damage Winry's auto-mail

I will not tell Scar, to do something about his scar

I will n to hide Mei in Alphonse's armor

I will not hide in Alphonse's armor

I will not ask Alphonse how he eats

I will not call Xiao Mei a kitty

I will not tell Yoki to get a life

I will not punch Ling, even if I want to

I will not wave a magnet around Ed or Lan Fan

I will not ask Riza to shoot all the moles in my backyard

I will not hide Havoc's cigarettes

I will not allow Black Hayate to pee inside

I will not ask Ling if I can become the Empress of Xing, even if I want to

I will not ask Mustang if he has a fire fetish