Hello there, my name is Felix Fernandez and I'm about to FUCKING MAKE STREET DRAG RACING HISTORY! However, before I continue on that path I'll tell you some basic facts about myself. I am 19 years old, I love racing in every single form and I work as a car mechanic in Miami, Florida. I also play the electric guitar very well and had a passion for covers on very popular songs.

Back to the making street drag history, I have a 2006 Lotus Elise that I treat it like a child if I had one. I had been working for this one moment for almost 3 years, beating everyone in the hiearchy of the street racing system down here. My work is about to pay off becuase it got me a race with the King of my Miami in my terms(racing). My car was 2250 lbs, 500 bhp( horsepower for all you non-car geeks) and a top speed of 225. I had it tuned to be ready for anything I could think of that could go wrong down a drag strip, broken bottles, cans, even people. The car's design was simple, completly neon orange, no stencils or decals.

After what seemed like ages, I rolled my car to a spray painted white line to face my opponent, Raymond DeAntonio, the son of a bitch who I had blamed for my parents deaths,(he wasn't in the gang that murdered my parents at the time but now he is... closest thing I could get to revenge without killing him) lined up across from me in his jet black Camaro ZL1. I looked to the guy who raised a checkered flag and I hit the rev I had programmed into my mind, 5500 rpm and held it waiting for the starter gun. I don't know why but the man's face who raised that flag was embedded into my mind, even after I looked down the drag stretch.

BANG! I hit the launch perfectly! My notoriusly expensive tires caught onto the tarmac and my car rocketed off the line and was at 60 mph in just 2.9 seconds, my rival closely followed. In only 17 seconds, I hit the half mile marker. I roared passed the 3/4 mile marker and looked back, Raymond was gaining but he wouldn't catch me in time. I was only 500 feet from the finish 180,185,190... My eyes went from watching the spedometer to trying to hold control of my car. Raymond had clipped me on my right back side and sent me into a tailspin. I began to roll over and over. After about the 5th roll, my roll cage gave in and my car collapsed around me, then white... everywhere.

"Am I dead?" I thought.

"In a sense, yes you are dead" a voice boomed. That kinda spooked me, that whatever was watching me could read minds.

"So, what now?" I asked. There was silence for a few moments and then it spoke again.

"I guess I can give you a second chance, after all, you did get cheated really bad by that Raymond guy." the voice said, pitty in its tone.

"Really? SWEET! Thanks!" I was so shocked I didn't hear the voice sigh.

"However, I cannot send you back to your old world... there is no one who could have survived that crash." the voice said with a hint of depression.

"Then where the fuck do I go?" I demanded angrily

"Well you can choose the dimesion you want to enter..."

*Felix does Poker Face* "Why didn't you just tell me?!"

"I have no idea actually, so where will it be?" the voice asked. I had no where I really wanted to go, but I always to go to Equestria and see all that shit happen in real life.

"I guess Equestria... am I stuck there forever?" I asked

"Yep" the voice answered curtly.

"Ok then, Equestria it is" I finalized

"Okay... earth pony, pegasus or unicorn?" the voice asked like a salesperson would.

"Uhhhmmm... I guess I'll be a pegasus... with a grayed out Shaymin theme... Yeah... YEAH, THAT'S GONNA BE SICK!"

"The pokemon?" It asked

"Yep" I answered

"Ok, good luck!" I heard the voice yell above the roar of sheer noise that took place in the white, walless room.

When I opened my eyes I was greeted with the horrific sight of an bird's eye view of Ponyville, or more accurately... a skydiver's view...

I was falling without any way to fly.

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I never liked falling more than a few feet to the ground I like to be in control of what happens to me. Skydiving is never really my thing, but without a parachute or any way to stop myself... SCREW THAT! I must have been almost 3 miles up and the ground was still pretty far away. After a few seconds, I regained my composure and began to think on how to survive this. That's when I noticed my wings sprouting from my back. They felt like lumps of flesh that were just there. I strained to make them move but to no avail.

Panic was beginning to set in once more the thought that I was going to die less than 5 minutes into my new life was slowly becoming a reality. After about 20 seconds of falling, I started to notice the strong wind resistance on my body, mane and tail.

"I know how a cars aerodynamics work, could my body do the same?" my mind pondered, "Maybe so, better see..." I began to manuever my body as best as I could, considering I had been in it for less than half a minute. After some struggling and some cursing, I was falling headfirst with my hooves out in front...

"Wait... what the fuck? Hooves?" my mind strained at the thought... yep I was in for one hell of a ride. I began to pick up speed and the ground was beginning to grow bigger in my line of sight. That's when I noticed the thin white line that was in front of me. I had only seen it in front of jets in slow motion pictures... now I was experiencing it first hand. I really wanted to reach out and touch it but i resisted and straightened myself even more, the sound barrier began to inch closer to me. The ground was now less than 2500 feet away but that's when I broke the speed of sound. I could not hear the explosion that it made, but I used my speed to pull up out of my skydive. I looked back at my sonic blast... it was grayed out, just like my coat and mane. It must have been a sight to see. I managed to get level with the ground but was losing speed quickly.

"I have to land without crashing... challenge accepted..." i joked to myself. I tried to pull up over a tree, but the speed that I had was gone. My body managed use the wind around me to my advantage but halfway through the angle change my speed decreased sharply and I lost control. It was like being thrown, except you are 40 feet in the air and flailing your forelegs. I noticed the forest below me had begun to have a pattern... they were all apple trees. Then I noticed the barn...

"Are you fucking kidding me!" I yelled as I crashed through the roof and landed on the hay covered floor. I got off my stomach and shook my head a few times until the dizzyness subsided. The mare in the barn turned around, cocked one eyebrow and gawked at me.

I know when someone is staring, always have... always will. I turned around to the orange colored pony with a blond mane. She had freckles and was wearing a stetson.

" Who in tarnation 're you?" Applejack demanded. I stood almost paralyzed in shock as she stared at me... still waiting for an answer.

"Uhhh..." I stammered. I was so screwed! I had just put a hole 5 feet in diameter in the barn's roof and no way to answer her question. So I did the logical thing, run. I bolted outside, skidding on the dirt path and onto a dirt road, Applejack in hot pursuit.

"Wut is y'ur name!?" she shouted out after me.

"Fuck that! I ain't gonna tell you shit!" I countered. As we ran farther from the barn, I began to see buildings. I knew that I was going to be running through the town of Ponyville. I knew things were gonna get even more complicated as I ran past Twilight Sparkle, a.k.a. Egghead. She looked into my eyes shortly and then looked behind me to see Applejack.

"Help me catch 'em!" Applejack yelled at Twilight.

"Oh great... now I got TWO kickass ponies chasing me..." I muttered to myself. I made a turn and saw the pony that I did not want to be chased by... none other than Rainbow Dash. She took everything as a race so when she saw me being chased by Twilight and Applejack, she assumed it was a race. Also, she would do anything to beat Applejack.

I ran around Sugarcube Corner to see the most hyperactive pony of all time. I knew her from the many times I had seen my sister watching My Little Pony; Pinkie Pie...talent: parties, parties that were too crazy for me. I'm a relatively chill person, so I don't like crazy parties. Well at least she had no interest in chasing me. So i continued into the alley behind the Cake shop. I thought I had lost Applejack, Twilight and Rainbow Dash; I didn't see them when I rushed past Sugarcube Corner. I heard her before I saw her, her wings flapping above me... she tackled me into the brick wall, her magenta eyes inches from my ocean green ones.

"So... who the hell are you?" she demanded, pressing her hooves into my shoulders, "I've lived here all my life and you just show up? Never seen you before, never even heard there was a new guy in town... So I'll ask again who are you?" I made a face that looked like I was gonna tell her and than roughly pushed her off and tackled her to the ground.

"That's for me to not tell you." I said with a smirk written on my face. She struggled for a bit and then smiled herself. She leaned up and kissed me...

"Hold on, what the fuck?" my mind tried to comprehend what had just happened. She broke the kiss and used my confusion to roll me over onto my back. I sat there still shocked then I began to struggle, only for her to start giggling.

"Hey girls! I got him!" she yelled over in the direction I assumed where the other ponies were. I began to panic. I needed to get out. My plan when I got here was to learn how to fly and learn how everything worked... that wasn't gonna happen. I saw the rest of the crew come around the corner and I received an angry look from Applejack.

"Why wasn't he flying?" Twilight asked.

"How 'bout you ask 'em..." Applejack replied with less of an enthusiastic tone.

"If you think I'm gonna answer you... you are just joking with yourselves." I said, clearly stating that I was not cooperating.

"So should we take him to Princess Celestia?" Rarity asked.

"Sounds good" Applejack responded.

"But won't he resist?" Fluttershy asked in her usual quiet voice.

"I'll fix that" Applejack said with an evil grin. She walked over to me. looked down and said "This is fer wreckin' mah barn!" she yelled as she kicked me across the face... knocking me out.