If Wishes were Fishes……Revised so that it is a story. Hooray!

By Antonia and Natasha Hagelin…..

Takuya Tasha (Who is Kouji's top-fan)

Kouji Toni (Who is Takuya's top-fan)

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Disclaimer: We do not own digimon, or Takuya, or Kouji. This story is fiction, and none of it ever happened. Please enjoy! This disclaimer is for the whole story.

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Tonight, Kouji Minamoto's parents are out of town, and he was not allowed to stay home alone. He had to find somewhere to stay. So of course, out of the kindness of his heart, Takuya offered his friend the chance to sleep over at his house. Kouji accepted…and then regretted it.

After hours of trying to coop with Takuya's obnoxious and overly optimistic behavior, and trying to ignore Takuya's prankster little brother, Kouji finally convinced Takuya to settle down, stop procrastinating, and get his homework done. The effort left him wishing he could crawl into bed and die, even though he had managed to get his homework done and Takuya had not. And that's where we find them now.

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"Man, I wish I didn't have to do stupid homework!" Takuya huffed, annoyed. He stared at his half finished homework with a depressed face.

Kouji, staring dully at Takuya, sighed in annoyance. "Yeah well, you know what they say, if wishes were horses…"

Takuya chuckled and pointed to Kouji stupidly. "Um Kouji, what on earth does that mean! Actually, it is "If wishes were FISHES!" EVERYBODY knows that!" He shook his head at Kouji's complete stupidity and simply forgot about his homework.

"If wishes were fishes…what? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Where'd you hear that nonsense?" Kouji stared at Takuya as if Takuya was the biggest idiot he'd ever seen.

"The dictionary, STUPID! Where else do you get all the REAL stuff from?"

Kouji rolled his eyes. "Oh right. And I'm assuming you came up with that off the top of your head right? How very NOT impressive." He pointed to Takuya's homework, indicating that he should continue.

Takuya chuckled again at Kouji, and ignored the hint. "Oh ho ho, you think you are SO smart, don't you?"

Kouji grimaced and held his head painfully. "Takuya…" he groaned… wishing the kid would quite procrastinating.

"Well, what on earth does "horses" have to do with anything? Fishes are soo much more LOGICAL! Plus, it rhymes… " Takuya scribbled a drawing on his paper that was supposed to be a flower, but it looked more like a helicopter.

"And rhyming cuts the cake eh?" Kouji groaned to himself. "You're an idiot. The saying goes: "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride." What saying do you know?"

Takuya laughed openly and slapped Kouji's knee. "Oh, is that really what you think? It doesn't even make sense! The real saying goes: "If wishes were fishes, there would be no world hunger!" boy, do you have a thing or two to learn from ME!" He shook his head again.

Kouji blinked in utter disbelief. "What? "There would be no world hunger?" What happened to your whole rhyming gig? Where on earth did you hear that? No wait…don't even answer. I can already tell you just made it up."

Takuya huffed and crossed his arms. "You just don't have an ear for true knowledge I suppose! I didn't make it up! Like I said, "straight from the dictionary!" And about the rhyming thing, "fishes" and "wishes" rhyme, duh!"

Kouji held head and groaned. "Why do I even try to have a debate with you? It's like trying to debate with a chimpanzee or something!"

"I think you meant more along the lines of, "GENIOUS!" Kouji."

"Or idiot. I wish I didn't have to spend the night at your house tonight!"

Takuya shrugged. "Well, you know what EVERYONE says, "if wishes were fishes!"…"

Kouji looked like he felt sick. "Actually, "If wishes were fishes, Takuya would die." So I WISH they were. But since you're alive, I guess they're horses."

"Spoken like a true FOURTH GRADER!"

Kouji sighed and closed his eyes painfully.

"That's right… nothing to say. It is obvious who is smarter here." Takuya grinned triumphantly at Kouji, and continued scribbling on his homework.

Kouji stared helplessly at the ceiling. "Obviously."

"mhm! Well, I guess that settles it, doesn't it?"

Kouji turned to face Takuya, hopeful. "Then we can go to bed so tomorrow will come soon enough for me to leave?"

Takuya shook his head, grinning. His homework was completely forgotten by both of them. "I was thinking actually we could play mouse trap…" he hinted.

Kouji threw himself on the floor and sighed. "Ironic how you'd choose that game at this moment…."

Takuya grinned. "yeah?"

Kouji sneered at him. "Yeah. Exactly how I feel at this moment in time."

"Well, maybe you'll win! Then I'LL be in the mouse trap!" He nudged Kouji playfully.

Kouji stared at the ceiling thoughtfully, and then turned toward Takuya with a dangerous glint in his eyes. "I have a better idea…" he said evilly.

Takuya tried to guess. "Monopoly? Uh.. checkers? OH OH! TWISTER!"

"No…" Kouji grinned sneakily. "This game is called "try to strangle Takuya in under five seconds." I think you'll enjoy it!"

Takuya frowned and crossed his arms. "ha-ha, very funny. Well, I'll go get mouse trap, you wait here…"

Kouji chuckled. "Yes! Now's my chance!" He lunged at Takuya, stuffed his head in a pillow, and dashed out of the room.

" hey wait!" Takuya cried in a muffled voice. "Come back!"

Kouji shook his head. "No way, I'm outta here!"

"But…. But…" Takuya slipped the pillow off his head and stared at the door, left all alone. "But what about mousetrap?"

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Toni: I can't believe I am letting my favorite character get butchered like this.

Tasha: haha, and Kouji is STILL cooler..

Toni: ….Yeah, but……

Tasha: don't even.. if you ever start acting like him, ill cut off your head. Or worse… but yeah, I KNOW everyone (cept dorks) agree with me. Takuya is stupid/Kouji rocks.

Toni: Ha! My reviewers will prove you wrong. Just wait! You'll see. Hee hee.

Tasha: Yes… yes, I'll see. See you proved wrong a hundred times, over. Dude, the mouse trap thing? WHO COULD BE STUPIDER?

Toni: Well…you wrote it, so that must be saying something right there…

Tasha: Uh, I was imitating your dork-friend… er. Idiot-friend… no, geek… uh…. Loser…. Ok.. Retarded-friend Takuya.

Toni: (more to herself than her sister) Man, she tries so hard to make fun of him, but really, his ability to be cool even when he's an idiot and a dork outrules Kouji ten to one!

Tasha (who is awesome and cool): I don't try to, I DO make fun of him. And plus, he is so easy to make fun of… but I really don't see whats cool about him… I really… I mean, hitting my head against the wall doesn't even help.

Toni: The fact that you hit your head against the wall to think doesn't really…okay just kidding. Lol. I lovd you Tash, but you are just as much a dork as Takuya is. HAHA! TAKE THAT!

Tasha: don't you mean, "LOVE" sheesh, she doesn't even love me… she "lovd" me, or, "loved" meaning…. I wont even go there… lol. But anyways. I have these cool fish….

Toni: That's the signal to go. Bye! Wish Kouji luck as he finds he actually still has to stay the night at Takuya's house, and endure mouse trap. Tee hee!

Tasha: yeah… bye. (Takuya like, cheats to win). Haha, either that or he is a SORE LOSER. "Koji! (whine) That's not fair!" (sob) ok, just kidding…. As if people will even read it. Bye!

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Should there be a second chapter, and a second debate, against two other of our favorite characters? And should we make it a little more fair? Yeah. Okay, good night.