Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or the team – as much as I'd like to...

Set: Season 2 – before Tosh and Owen die.

Author's Note: I wrote this in my morning Maths lesson, when I had a sub, and I thought I'd share it!! Hope you enjoy reading it!

START

"Jack..."

"Jack..."

"Sir!?"

"What!?"

"Do you want your coffee Sir?"

"Yes... but I want you too"

"Tough. You can have only the coffee Sir"

"But..."

"No buts Sir. You can't have me now, so live with it!"

Ianto walked away from Jack, who was sitting at his desk, in his office, down to the others who were talking about nothing in particular. He handed them their coffee's without a word and disappeared down to the Archives to take out his frustration on some badly colour-coded files.

Jack, meanwhile, was contemplating the conundrum that was the delicately, sexy Ianto Jones. He didn't know why Ianto seemed to be in a mood with him. He felt guilty without even knowing as to why.

Growing impatient with his predicament, Jack decided to head down to the Archives, as his own peril, to speak to Ianto.

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Ianto was busily working through a cabinet at the far end of the Archives when Jack walked in. For once, Jack managed to sneak up on Ianto, who was too busy mumbling in Welsh and slamming draws, to notice Jack's light footsteps on the hard concrete of the Archives.

He ran his hands along Ianto's tense shoulders allowing them to find their way to his waist as he rested his chin on Ianto's shoulder.

"Ianto, tell me what I've done wrong please..." Jack whispered into Ianto's ear, his breath hot, his tone seductively pleading.

Ianto sighed, he really didn't feel like telling Jack anything he just wasn't in the mood to explain anything, but he realised that he'd been somewhat unfair to Jack. He wasn't the cause of his bad mood but he was on the receiving end of it.

"Jack, you haven't done anything wrong." Ianto sighed turning to hug Jack with his well-toned, muscled arms. "I'm sorry. I've been taking my temper out on you and you don't deserve it."

"So if I'm not to blame, then do you think you can tell me who – or what – is?" Jack nuzzled Ianto's neck and kissed him softly on the lips. "I'll be in my office after the others have all left, so we can talk then okay?"

Jack looked at Ianto with his no-point-in-arguing face. Ianto sighed and nodded. "Alright, if you insist."

"I do" Jack kissed him once again before slipping away, back to the main Hub and his office, leaving Ianto to his own devices within the Archives.

TBC

So, the first Chapter... tell me, what do you think of it? I think I should have subs for Maths more often don't you?