Crack poem inspired by a video on youtube that someone made to the Parry Gripp song "Do You Like Waffles?" If you go to youtube and search 'dalek waffles' you'll find it. I highly recommend it.
Waffle: An Ode
O, noble waffle,
Delicious as thou art brave;
Sitting there on thy little plate;
Dost thou know this is the end, tiny waffle?
Dost thou sense thy doom close at hand?
O valiant waffle,
How I long to taste thy soft, sweet flavour,
Thy light and fluffy texture;
O waffle,
Dost thou know how I love thee?
Dost thou—
There are life forms in the vicinity!
They would interrupt my breakfast!
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!