Disclaimer: (monotone voice) Ladies and gentlemen! I don't own Naruto! So, shoo!
Summary: What's this? Oh I get it… The Naruto gang is going online! Will there be… As they say, love in the internet? (NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, InoShikaTem)
Warning: Wrote in fifteen minutes.May cause death of author.
A/n: Ladies and Gentlemen, my old fanfic, "Cyber Love?" Was deleted for some reason. So here I am, reposting it… I hope my old reviewers will still support me all the way. Good day!
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Possible Couples in This Chapter:
NejiTen
SasuSaku
NaruHina
LeeGai- IT"S HUMOR! NOTHING PERSONAL!
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Legend:
Username
"speech"
normal
thoughts
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Tenten grasped her hair, it is now untied because she's in home… But just in case, you can see windows closed, and blinds covering the whole outside world from Tenten's apartment. "Man, I just got to kill time!"
"If I don't kill time… If I don't… If I don't…" Tenten's grasp tightened. "I'll go bald!"
All right, Tenten, I think you're already hurting yourself. So anyway… all of a sudden, Tenten saw a glimpse of her computer. "Whoa! I nearly forgot that I even got that piece of junk."
The piece of junk suddenly lit up. "You hurt my feelings!" It flashed a message. Tenten sweat dropped. "That computer is too smart."
"Thank You." The computer flashed again.
Tenten thought for a while, this WOULD be good to kill time, right? There's no harm in trying… besides, what could go wrong? Right?
Tenten's just lying there, seeing some people online… People she's not recognized of. Suddenly a message box appeared. It's from… Ino is a pig
Tenten sweat dropped, she already KNOW who it is.
Ino is a pig: Hi!
Flirt w/ me n die: Ei, Sakura.
Ino is a pig: … You know me?
Flirt w/ me n die: obviously.
Ino is a pig: EEP! YOU'RE NOT A STALKER ARE YOU!
Flirt w/ me n die: No, not really.
Flirt w/ me n die: It's me, Tenten.
Ino is a pig: OH WOW! Hi, Tenten!
Ino is a pig: Come on! Join the chat room!
Tenten received an invitation box. She realized that she SHOULD kill time, right? So, she accepted.
People that were in are…
Sexy goddess143
Killyourbrother16
Ilovegreen99
troublesome03
caged17
Ino is a pig
Flirt w/ me n die
UNL008
Superior, Almighty, great, excellent, high-class future Hokage, Uzumaki Naruto!
Sexy goddess143: Hey forehead-girl, who's your friend?
Ino is a pig: it's tenten!
Ino is a pig: hey guys, don't you think my username rocks?
Sexy goddess143: get real!
Ino is a pig: I am real! Not like you…
Sexy goddes143: FYI, I'm 100 percent real!
Ino is pig: sure you are.
Superior, Almighty, G…: Hey, Hinata-chan! What's the meaning of UNL?
UNL008: … Err…
Caged17: it's Uzumaki Naruto Lover, stupid
Superior, Almighty, G…: I am not stupid, pale-face!
Flirt w/ me n die: Hey, Superior, Almighty, whatever…. Hinata's… err… white too, idiot!
Superior, Almighty, G:…: Oh right… Then, Neji, you're just a pupil-less freak!
Killyourbrother16: … Naruto, you're the dumbest creature I ever met.
Superior, Almighty, G…: hmm… perhaps pupil-less freak isn't good either… Oh I know, Neji you're such a Tenten-luver!
Flirt w/ me n die: You're gonna die, Naruto.
Superior, Almighty, G…: Hey Hinata, you're name really doesn't mean that, right?
UNL008: erha jlekryi gfnmruie t7 48 aui478dfjkl etui tuibieruiotiutuigrgnjejitui
Superior, Almighty, G…: Huh?
Caged17: Oh damn, she's banging her head on the keyboard again. Be right back…
Ilovegreen99: Hey guys! Check out this pic…
Tenten clicked the link. She quickly headed for the bathroom and vomited. When she got back…
Flirt w/ me n die: Ugh, that's the worse thing I ever saw.
Superior, Almighty, G…: WHOA! LEE THAT WAS COOL!
Killyourbrother16: that's plain disgusting
UNL008: gj arhk rilyer9 hkdf ss ruuigtgtugtugtugu nmgtrrhjuufnruytjks rutguusrbvhvng
Sexy goddess143: Eww! It's so ewwww, right, Shika?
Troublesome03: troublesome… yeah whatever.
Sexy goddess143: humph, shika you're so mean
Troublesome03: sorry…
UNL008: OH MY GOD! EVERYBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE! HINATA'S FOREHEAD IS BLEEDING! OH (censored)!
Flirt w/ me n die: Hey, does that mean, that's Neji.
UNL008: Well duh… by the way, Tenten we still got to spar. OH (censored)! Gross, now I have blood all over my hands. Oh here it is again. Yuck!
Flirt w/ me n die: IDIOT! JUST (censored) CALL THE AMBULANCE!
UNL008: Oh right…
Tenten slapped her forehead, and to think he's the genius.
UNL008 had signed out
Caged17 had signed out
Flirt w/ me n die: Oh jeez, and to think he signed out their accounts, despite the situation
Ino is a pig: you know, tenten… it's obvious neji likes you.
Flirt w/ me n die: WTF!
Sexy goddess143: for once, forehead girl's right.
Ino is a pig: would love to argue further, but gotta go.
Ino is a pig signed out.
Ino got a private message from Sasuke… "Call her that again, and die." Ino grinned… she has gotten over with Sasuke, and now she's match making for Sakura and him.
Sexy goddess143: Wow! Sasuke-kun threatened me! Obviously he likes Sakura.
Sasuke widened his eyes. "DAMN! I'M TRICKED!" He yelled.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Sasuke screamed.
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"I think I'm hearing things. I can still hear Sasuke screaming like the one when I killed our clan." Itachi said to his companion. Kisame shrugged, "well, maybe you should e-mail him again!"
"Good idea, Kisame! I shall do that tomorrow!"
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Killyourbrother16: I do not!
Sexy goddess143: whatever, I'm telling this to Sakura
Sexy goddess143 has signed out
Sasuke cursed.
Ilovegreen99: hey guys, wanna see another pic?
Troublesome03: NO!
Killyourbrother16: NO!
Flirt w/ me n die: NO!
Superior, Almighty, G…: YEAH!
Ilovegreen99: Majority wins…
Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Tenten sighed a relief. But was surprised to see a unpleasant picture popping from their screen. Many pics were been popping out from Lee, that Sasuke, Shika, and Tenten shut their computers off.
Ilovegreen99: so cool, eh?
Superior, Almighty, G…: HELL YEAH!
Superior, Almighty, G…: Hey, where'd they go?
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Bonus Feature:
Ino is a pig: Hey, Lee! You do like Gai-sensei, right?
Ilovegreen99: Of course
Ino is a pig: then have a load of this…
Lee clicked the link that Sakura gave him. It's something about…
LeeGai Coupling! Genre: Romance/Humor
It was silent for a while.
Ilovegreen99: Wow, this is cool. Wherever did you found it, Sakura-chan?
Ino is a pig: LEE!
Ilovegreen99: what?
Ino is a pig: IT'S A FIC! A LeeGai fic! That's gross!
Ilovegreen99: Hmm… it's kinda catchy for me.
Ino is a pig: Eww!
Killyourbrother16: Get away from me, you gay freak!
Superior, Almighty, G…: Jeez, Lee. I lost all my respect for you!
Ilovegreen99: What?
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A/n: Sorry… I know this crap is so boring! But please… PLEASE REVIEW! I BEG YOU!
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Flirt w/ me n die- Tenten
Caged17- Hyuuga Neji
Ino is a pig- Haruno Sakura
Killyourbrother16- Uchiha Sasuke
Superior, Almighty, Great, excellent, high-class, future Hokage, Uzumaki Naruto!- Uzumaki Naruto
UNL008- Hyuuga Hinata
Ilovegreen999- Rock Lee
Troublesome03- Nara Shikamaru
Sexy goddess143- Yamanaka Ino
