Sam Evans was drunk. Somewhere in his subconcious even he knew that. Santana and him had so many drinks he couldn't even remember how Santana got on his lap kissing him. He broke the kiss and took another sip of his drink.

"You are mine gummy lips!" Santana growled pulling his face towards hers once again. He grabbed her shoulders stopping her.

"Wait" he slurred.

"What?" she replied unpatiently.

Sam smiled at her "Have a ever told you, you sorta resemble a Na'vi ?' he asked playing with a lock of her hair.

Santana rolled her eyes. "Less talking, more mackin'"she said removing his had from her hair.

"I'm Darth Vader!" Sam exclaimed pushing an annoyed Santana away.

"Sammy, sweetie, shut your mouth" Santana purred, trying to pull him toward her.

"I just realized my true identity,I'm Darth Vader! Leave me! I must start the new Death Star plans at once" Sam said. Standing on top of Rachel's couch.

Santana got up too and yanked him down.

"Okay number one, I have no ideawhat you are talking about, nor do I care and two your voice is such a huge turn off" Santana groaned.

Sam's eyes widened in excitement all of the sudden. He grinned at her and exclaimed, "Join me in the dark side!There you will discover things you will have never thought possible."

He jumped off the couch, grabbing the straw in his drink and using it as a lightsaber.

"Ughh, your no fun drunk" Santana sighed "Ima go find Brittz" she said standing up and wandering across the room looking for the blond.

sam walked arounnd and bumped straight into Mercedes.

"Fool beware my lightsaber, it can kill you!" he whispered seriously. Mercedes who had just stopped giggling thew another round of laughter.

Sam kept walking and grabbed the rug on the floor as his cape. Lauren Zizes was the next person he walked into.

"Watch where your going Bieber wanna-be" she said pushing him backward slightly.

"Interesting!The force is strong with you!" his eyes looking as if they were going to pop out of his skull. He latched onto Lauren's arm and whispered in her face, "Teach me O' powerful one!"

Lauren smiled. "Of course, lets start with my fist in your face!" she roared, raing her arm.

Rachel's shrill scream stopped Lauren from hitting him.

"Spin the bottle!"Rachel screamed and Lauren let go of him, gathering with everyone else.

Sam laughed to himself. He was safe, for now.