Author's Note: Actually, there are three authors, but I'm the one posting it, so I get the note. Anyway, this fic was randomly created in the food court at our mall, at Riverfront Park, and in front of a movie theater. It took us a total of two days. Us being Holly, Mandi (Aquira), and myself. It's just for laughs, so don't be too harsh.
Also: Usually, I wouldn't ask for reviews, but Holly really wants to know how you like it, so if you could find it in your heart to review for Holly, please do so.
Another thing: This is not a one-shot. It will have many chapters, just all about completely different things.
Last thing: This is just a randomly huge crossover with Fruits Basket, Case Closed, YYH, and a guest appearance from National treasure.
Disclaimer: We do not claim any of the things listed above. We only claim the shampoo model. Holly can claim Jerry and Carlos, el rey del mundo y paramedico tambien.
Holly was grating cheese in her bathroom because her kitchen had previously exploded when she heard the phone ring.
As she answered it, Marika, on the other line, gave an excellent suggestion. "Let's go inspect parking meters (Holly and Marika's inside joke) downtown!" she said.
While downtown, inspecting parking meters, Holly and Marika ran into Mandi, Alexa (deathwaitsfornoone), and Memory in front of the electronic store. A TV in the window broadcast the newest headline.
"Shampoo crisis!" announced the commentator. "All the shampoo in the world has disappeared! It's the most terrible thing that's ever happened!"
Raily, Holly's boyfriend from National Treasure, appeared out of nowhere and said, "Hello!" in a British accent.
The news broadcaster continued, "George Bush was sighted just a few moments ago screaming his head off in front of the White House. We go now, live, to the front lawn of the White House, to show you all what your President is doing."
The TV showed Bush running in circles screaming, "No more shampoo! What will we do?" he noticed the camera and paused to make a peace sign. "Vote for me!" he said before continuing his circle running (a/n: We do not in any way, shape, or form, endorse Bush, it just seemed funny. Besides, he can't be re-elected this term.).
Raily randomly kissed Holly and disappeared.
Conan (Case Closed) ran up to the group and said, "We must solve the shampoo crisis!"
Chuu (YYH) stumbled up, with Kyo (Fruits Basket) helping him, as he had a major hangover. "I need shampoo!" exclaimed Kyo.
Holly and Mandi started fighting over Kyo shouting 'Mine!' while Marika, Alexa, and Memory watched in confusion.
"I thought we were inspecting parking meters!" said Marika.
Kurama (YYH) also watched as he approached. "What are you doing? What's yours, Mandi?" he asked.
Mandi paused, dropping the can of mace she had been holding. "Nothing!" she replied quickly. "I wasn't talking about Kyo! No… whatever gave you that idea?"
Kurama looked slightly suspicious. Holly only made it worse.
"Yeah we were!" she said.
"No, we weren't, Holly," Mandi said.
"Yes, we wer-" Holly began to insist, but Mandi covered her mouth and shoved her into Kyo.
"You can have him," she said.
Holly was happy.
-:-Ten minutes later-:-
While running down the street towards the mall, Conan tripped and fell. Carlos, el rey del mundo y paramedico tambien (fictional character Holly made up for our Spanish teacher. For those of you that don't speak Spanish, it says 'the king of the world and paramedic, too.) took Conan to the hospital where Conan was immediately sent into the OR to have his kidney removed because he fractured it.
Jerry (Holly's imaginary friend) came into Conan's hospital room looking for a lost sandwich because he was an ex-hobo, and Holly made him a million dollar agent.
Jerry gave them two dollars to buy toothpaste, which they promptly did.
Holly, Mandi, Marika, Alexa, Memory, Kurama, Chuu, and Kyo, went to the mall to investigate one of the many scenes of the crime: the shampoo store! The only clue was a clean strand of blonde hair.
"But everyone's hair is dirty!" said Holly.
"Yes, this must be a clue!" exclaimed Mandi.
Therefore, they went in search of blonde-haired people with clean hair excluding Mandi. We soon rounded up the only three blondes in the world matching that description.
"One of you must be the culprit!" exclaimed Memory as Marika and Alexa left with Kyo, Chuu, Kurama, and Jerry to help with Conan's fractured Kidney.
That left Mandi, Holly, and Memory to interrogate the blondes. One was a five-year-old girl, screaming for her mother. Another one was a famous shampoo model who was out of a job due to the shampoo crisis. The last was Keanu Reeves who had recently dyed his hair blonde.
Holly began acting like detective Stabler (Law and Order, don't own), further scaring the child. "Where were you when the shampoo disappeared?" Holly demanded.
"With my mom," sobbed the five year old.
"What do you think I am, some dumb cop?" demanded Holly.
"No, just really idiotic," replied the shampoo model.
Holly threw a magically appearing chair across the room. "Fine, I know a little girl couldn't steal all the shampoo. You're free to go," she said.
The little girl ran as far away from Holly as she could possibly manage.
Everyone turned to Keanu Reeves, as he was a hair-obsessed movie star.
"Why'd you take the shampoo?" asked Holly.
Mandi and Memory began whispering in the background. "I think Holly's gone crazy," whispered Memory.
"Yes," replied Mandi, "but let her do it. Maybe she won't hurt us!"
"I didn't do it!" Keanu Reeves screamed and then melted into a large puddle on the floor that sank through the floorboards.
The remaining people looked puzzled by Keanu Reeves'… melting. The interrogators turned quickly to the shampoo model. "You took it!" the chorused.
"Yes, but I had to do it," she dramatisized (inside joke).
"Why?" asked Mandi.
"Because," she placed her hand on her forehead for dramatic effect, "I didn't have enough banana peels!"
Please feel free to take a moment for a shocked silence.
"What does that have to do with anything?" demanded Memory.
"It has everything to do with it!" the shampoo model exclaimed.
"Where's the shampoo?" demanded Holly.
"It's in the hobo's shopping cart!" Shampoo Model said (a/n: I wonder how she got billions of bottles of shampoo into one shopping cart…).
"Isn't that Jerry's old shopping cart?" asked Mandi.
Holly pulled out handcuffs and a badge. "Surprise!" she said. "I'm a secret agent from the C.C.C.I.P!" Holly proceeded to read the shampoo model her rights (which Holly can actually do. Go figure.).
"I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog! (Scooby Doo, don't own.)
"Um… lady… we don't have a dog," Memory began, when Jasmine (Mandi's dog that reminds me of a coyote) tackled Mandi.
"When did we get a dog?" asked Holly.
"Jasmine, what're you doing here?" asked Mandi.
Just then, Jon fell from the sky, through the roof, and landed in a cardboard box. "Guys!" he exclaimed excitedly. "All the toothpaste is gone!"
TBC…