Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, nor do I wish to offend any one who may work at McDonalds, also I don't own the M&M slogan (obviously)
Warning: some perverted thoughts, and character bashing
And please remember to review!Edward Elric- M&M Very Small and melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Winry Rockbell- Banana Peel Yellow, slimy, and belongs in the trash. (I'm sorry I just don't like Winry she annoys me.)
Alphonse Elric- Trash can shiny, hollow and Winry belongs with him. (Yes, I know this is not a food but it fit too perfect with the one above.)
Roy Mustang- Potato Chip Crunchy, Flakey, and always makes a mess (wink wink)
Riza Hawkeye- Salsa Best with potato chips, but sometimes burns your tongue.
Meas Hughes- Pie everybody loves pie, and people miss it when it's gone.
Jean Havoc- Beef Jerky smoked, chewy, and potato chips are still better than him.
Scar- Potato Brown, dirty, and only good when smashed.
Izumi- Steak Tough, filling, and often served "bleeding".
Hoenhiem Elric- Beans Sticky and makes people fart. (This one was NOT my idea I really don't know where it came from. My friend is just crazy.)
Envy- Playdough little kids eat it, it makes you sick, and you can mold it into stuff.
Lust- Sandwich made of lots of things, but always has meat stuck in the middle. (Lust is such a hoe-bag is you rearrange the letters in lust you get slut.)
Greed- Olives Sour, are always in martinis, and hoes are often putting their mouths around him. (Wow… that was bad…)
Wrath- McDonalds hamburger meat isn't completely real, has substitutes put in it to keep it together.