I was going to start a series of bad Fanfiction but I never could think of something else to write. This is full of dumb stuff and I don't know why but enjoy. Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto
"I will be the next Hokage," Naruto screams out.
"Geez Naruto you say that every time no one's talking," Sakura scolds him and looks back at Sasuke.
"Sorry for trying to start a conversation," He mumbles.
"Well obviously it's not working," Sasuke says coolly.
"Hello," Kakashi says walking up to them while reading his book.
"You're late," yells Naruto and dramatically points at him.
"Well I was up and ready on time but I saw this leaf and I started to chase it and I ended up in a different village entirely," Kakashi explains.
"That's not even possible," Sasuke mumbles under his breath.
"You're not even possible," Kakashi shouts at him.
"Are we going to train or what," Sakura asks with impatience in her voice.
"No," He replies, "I have to go to the little ninja's bathroom." He dances away like doing the potty dance.
"Guys look, he left his book," Naruto says moving slowly toward it.
"I don't think you should mess with that," Sakura says.
"What don't tell me you're scared," He says picking up the book, "Hey this has a false cover to it." He holds the cover of Icha Icha Paradise.
"What is he actually reading," Sakura asks walking toward Naruto.
"The cover says Fifty Shades of Grey, I've never heard of it," He says.
"Yea me either," She agrees.
"I know what it is," Sasuke says coming towards the two of them.
"Really," Naruto says, "Then tell us."
"Its porn," He says bluntly. He looks at the shock looks on his teammates faces.
"Is Kakashi–Sensei a perv," Sakura asks.
"Sure looks that way," Saskue says coolly and goes back to sitting in his spot.
"What's it about," Naruto asks.
"It's suppose to be a fanfiction about twilight but some publisher made it into a book and now it's going to be made into a movie," Saskue says.
"Hey Saskue how come you know so much about this book," Naruto asks.
(Flashback)
"Saskue what are you doing here," Kakashi asks a bit startled seeing his student at a meeting discussing Fifty Shades of Grey.
"No reason," he said calmly trying to hide his copy of the book.
"Oh, okay," He says taking a seat at the nearby chair. Saskue takes the chair farthest away from him.
"Is everyone here," an old lady asked, "Okay our meeting is now going to commence." She smacks the table with a gavel.
(Present)
"I heard some people talking about it," He answers.
"Oh okay," Naruto says, "What does this mean Kakashi-Sensei likes Twilight?!"