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A Absolute Destiny.....Geometry?

Hello. You are about to step into a bizzare world. The world I share with Sailor Ariel, at 'Nest Haven High'.
Only, it gets weird, with the Senshi arriving. Prepare to be...uh..amazed. ^_^ Please note I don't own Sailor Moon
or any of the animes I may mention. Just a lot of their CDs. And e-mail me all flames, promises of worship, etc. And
PLEASE review..

Chapter One: It's Chou very..mathematical? Early Observations. Late Beginnings.

I am short. I am the Evil Chibi Genius Mara. At Nest Haven High, there is a strange entity known only
as The Teacher Body. This entity is composed of various..beings. They seem to be ruled by a figure known only
as Fishco. These are my observations. However, with 5 'exchange students', namely the Gundam Pilots, running
amok, my observations have become limited, due to the antics of the Estrogen Brigade. Well, so maybe it's not
just anime fans, but...that's beside the point. Yes, February is a strange month, rightly so. Oddly enough, we seem
to be expecting 8 new exchange students..We can only pray.

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A day. Joy. Equine science is first up. Well, at least we don't do anything remotely educational. Between the
rats, roaches, and boas, one can learn a lot about pest control. Too bad it doesn't work on people. Ariel and I sat next
to one another. As usual, the class only made me want to get a lobotomy and sing the Barney song.

Class 2. I don't remember much of Equine Science, except there was something about poultry, which
eventually lead to a conversation about the best breed of attack birds. English I isn't so bad, save for the fact
Coach Coffey looked a bit...........connected to something. Possibly some sort of Zigma waves from the
Humina-humina-humina Galaxy? Certainly something to be considered unusual. Ariel has insisted on drawing on me.
I will take note of this and tickle her well..Yes, Tickle.

Class 3. Geography. This teacher definately shows signs of abnormal activity. Of course, the cigarette
hanging from her mouth was a big hint. But she seemed a bit...distant too. Are all of these teachers under some sort of
control? Well, besides the usual alien activity! I'm an evil Sci-Chibi here! We watched a video of animals....doing it..like on
the Discovery Channel. Who in the heck would enjoy watching animals make out? Have humans fallen so low as to
Bunny Porn!? It was kinda cool to watch a Lion get whapped in the face by a female, and look utterly puzzled..but that's
no excuse for having us watch Bull Frogs gettin' jiggy to the African Safari beat! Lunch was the usual droll affair.

Class 4. Geometry. Here things began to get weird, Mrs. Davbot, looked...stronger. She seemed much more
refined. Her hair had become straight and black. She wore a pink dress, oddly resembling a pink puff ball. An aura of
sheer mathematical knowledge flowed through the room, like the darkness from the Negaverse....Only now, it is unedited.
She could possibly be the cause of the teachers being zombified? Well, more than they already were. I cannot confirm
this hypothesis as of yet. Ariel keeps on poking me, and has drawn upon me many times. I fear tickling is imminent.
I must not detract from my notes. Now, I must conclude my temporary journal. For now.

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Yes, I know this is short. Please forgive widdle me. I'll do better next time. I just haven't gotten far. I had to write this
as a replacement for the ill-fated Chibi Menace. I lost the floppy..