One day Alice became pregnant. Don't ask me how she got in this predicament she just did for the sake of this story.

So naturally Rosalie was really pissed off. Jasper wasn't all that happy either because he didn't really want to have a child. He wasn't very good with children. They were always touching things that didn't belong to them and they were always screaming about something. Their simplistic emotions were chaotic. Yes, Jasper didn't like children at all.

Charlise and Esme had no idea what was going on in Forks because they went to a vampire doctor's conference in Australia. And yes they have vampire doctor conferences in Australia, ask anyone.

"Why is everyone pregnant but me?" Rosalie cried into her hands when Alice told her the news.

"Well, technically Alice is the only one pregnant. Bella already gave birth." Edward pointed out as he stood next to Bella.

"Edward! Show some sympathy!" Bella said in her mind and transferred it to Edward like some sort of mind telephone operator and smacked him across the chest. Not like it hurt or anything…

"I'm sorry Rose! I wasn't trying to get pregnant I swear I don't know how it happened!" Alice pleaded.

"Oh, I think I know how it happened." Emmett muttered to Jasper's ear. Jasper just groaned into his hands.

"Emmett you better make me pregnant right now!" Rose screeched at her husband.

"Uh…erm..well I-" Emmett stuttered. "I can't perform under pressure!" and Emmett ran out of the house screaming like a little girl.

"Oh well." Alice shrugged. "Man I am craving some gray wolf. Jasper please go get me some gray wolf blood."

"But Alice those are an endangered species, we can't kill those!" Jasper protested but he could feel the anger radiating from his normally calm wife.

"Jasper." Alice said through her perfectly clenched teeth. She pointed her index finger and took a step towards him in a threatening manner. "You had better get me some wolf blood or else."

"I can't perform under pressure!" Jasper screamed and ran out of the house screaming like Emmett had two seconds before.

"Edward, maybe you should go after them-" Bella started to say.

"Too much pressure! Too much pressure!" He screamed and followed after his two brothers waving his arms around in the air like a maniac.

Alice, Rosalie, and Bella all stood looking out the front door with dumb looks on all their faces. "What the hell just happened?" Bella was the first to ask.

"Our husbands just ditched us that's what happened." Rosalie sneered placing her hands on her hips. "Are we going to take that?"

"No!" Bella and Alice shouted together.

"Are we going to cry to Esme and Charlise to solve all our problems?" Rosalie asked raising her hand into the air.

"No!" Bella and Alice screamed raising their fists.

"Are we going to let our men folk run around like crazy vampires while we sit at home a do nothing?"

"No!"

"Then let's go get our men, ladies!" Rosalie charged through the front door. Alice and Bella ran after her but they all stop abruptly when they noticed Jacob sitting on their front porch.

"Hey can I come?" He asked eagerly.

"Jacob?!?! Who is watching my daughter?!" Bella shrieked.

Jacob looked around nervously. "Oh yeah...what's her name. I'll go get her." He turned into a wolf and bounded off the property. Alice and Bella watched him run away.

"Shouldn't you be worry about that?" Alice asked.

Bella shrugged. "No not really."

"You don't make a very good parent do you?" Alice rubbed her belly.

"Why do you think I named her that ridiculous name? No one who loves their child could ever name them something like that."

"Okay ladies! Stop standing around a chatting about Bella and Edward's stupid kid and let's go find the boys."

"Yeah!" Alice and Bella answered her and off they ran in the direction the boys had.

After running for a few miles into the woods Rosalie stopped again. "I am losing their scent!"

"Hold on I will try to have a vision." Alice held up her hands. "Everyone remain completely silent."

Bella glanced at Rosalie as Alice closed her eyes and started to hum loudly. "Hurry up Alice!"

"Don't RUSH ME!" Alice screamed so loud the trees started to shake.

Rosalie and Bella took a long step backwards. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Proceed." Rosalie nodded.

"Thank-you." Alice sighed and went back to humming.

After about five minutes Alice opened her eyes again. Rosalie and Bella looked at her expectantly but Alice just shrugged and said "I got nothing except for a dirty hobo, it looked like he was getting on a train. Like that has to do with anything."

"Well this is just great!" Bella complained.

"Girls, am I getting fat?" Alice began to poke her stomach.

"Shut up Alice we have to come up with a plan to find the boys." Rosalie threw a stick at Alice to make her shut up. That only made poor Alice start crying like crazy.

"I blame the hormones…" Bella whispered into Rosalie's ear.

"Enough!" Rosalie screamed and held up her hands. "We are going to have to spread out!"

"Don't leave me!" Alice sobbed clinging onto Bella's legs.

"We are not going to split up." Bella assured her. "Look the boys probably made it out of the woods already. I think they might try to go hide out in Canada. I say we go to Canada."

"Fine, let's go to Canada." Rosalie answered. "But can we please hurry up, we have to bring them back before Charlise and Esme get back from the vampire doctor's conference and I am not getting grounded for having an idiot for a husband."

"Road trip!!!" Alice jumped into Bella's arms wedding style. "I am so excited!"

"Yeah, whatever let's just go." Bella dropped Alice in the dirt and began to follow after Rose.

"Hey wait up!" She called running to catch up.