Patient Report
Date: 12/10/00
Doctor: Dr. James Morgan
Patient # 50192
Jason D. Burkley
DOB: unknown
Ethnicity: Caucasian Male
Age: 17
Height: 5.7
Weight: 145 lbs.
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Relations: deceased (according to patient)
Aliases: Jace, BJ, Dee, Ratt, Jean Baker, Daniel Beems, Jack Dwight.
Charges: First degree arson, petty theft, grand larceny, computer hacking, auto theft, terroristic threatening, biochemical terrorism, third degree assault, identity theft, fraud, kidnapping, manslaughter.
Patient has shown prodigious mental capabilities: chemistry, physics, biology, psycology, literature, history, and various trivia. Lacks compassion and empathy. Is extremely arrogant, antisocial, and unrepentant of past actions. Pathological liar. Refuses to maintain interest in one topic for long periods of time.
Has repeatedly gotten hold of pens and scribbled complex mathematical equations, different languages, and random doodles on the walls of his cell. We have not been able to discover how he manages to obtain them. It is extremely troubling.
Diagnosis: Antisocial Personality Disorder.
Notes: Lacks interest in escape or cooperation.
Must be constantly stimulated. Must not allow patient to become bored. Dangerous when provoked.
Has shown surprising insight concerning other patients. May be of advisory use. Considering making possible proposition to the director.
"Good evening, Jason."
Clank
"Good morning, Jimmy."
"Yes, of course. How are you today?"
"..."
"Bored then?"
"Jimmy, I thought we were past this stage in our relationship. If you know the answer, why bother asking?"
"Yes, you dislike formalities, so I'll get straight to the point then. You've shown a remarkable ability to diagnose some of Arkham's psychotics, and I-we would like to ask for your assistance."
"..."
"It would put a gold star on your record, maybe-"
"And the Director...is okay with this?"
"Well...this is patient is a particularly difficult one. He's much like yourself, actually."
"You didn't answer the question...Jimmy."
"No, he is extremely reluctant."
"As expected of him." Clank"Soo...who's this again?"
"..."
"Oooh. That bad, huh? Should I be worried? Pack an extra set of undies maybe-Oh wait-I don't have any."
"We could get you a more comfortable domicile, perhaps a better view?"
"Not interested. I like my four white palettes, a window would just get in the way."
"Better food then? How about a few hours of recess?"
Clank
"Do you think this is elementary school?" Clank
"Now, Jason. Calm down!"
Clank Clank Clank-...
"...Jason?"
"I know what I want."
Clank
Yeah, it's not so great yet. Just throw me a bone.
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