A couple of stories about the SP children (especially about Kyle and Cartman) in their younger age: they are around 4-5 old in these fanfictions.

I just think Kyle and Cartman's relationship was not always in the way it is now. That's what these little random stories about (mostly).
Seems to be very ooc maybe…


Building Blocks and Herbal Tea

Eric Cartman invited his new little friend to his home. They were lying on the floor, playing with building blocks and toy-vehicles. Cartman built a big castle with lots of military helicopters in its parking lots, Kyle builded a family house with a star gazing-tower and a rocket. They were playing quietly, sometimes they imitated the sound of the vehicles, and from time to time Kyle coughed badly. Kyle's mom told to that Kyle is a little sick today, but he wanted to come so much.

Cartmans mom came out of the kitchen with mug in his hand, and gave it to Kyle

' I got you some herbal tea, Kyle, since I heard that you are not very well today.'

Kyle took the mug, said thank you, and started to drink it slowly.

Eric looked up from his toys with wide eyes.

' Mom, can I get some tea too?'

' No sweetie, there is no more. '

' But..I want that tea, not Kyle.'

' Hon, Kyle is a little sick, so this tea is for him.'

' But mooooom' whined Cartman ' Moooom I want teeeea!'

Cartman started to cry as loud as he can.

' I told you there is no more, Eric, I'm sorry. I'll buy you tomorrow, if you want, but you never wanted tea before..' told him Liane and walked out of the room.

Eric stopped sobbing and temperately knocked down all of Kyle's construction and shouted:

' Stupid Kahl! I hate you!'

Kyle looked up for the larger boy, and stretched out the mug.
' You want it?' asked with a serious look on his face. ' I gave you.'

Cartman took the mug from him slowly and started to drink it all. When he done he saw the smaller boys teary eyes. Kyle now realized that his building was all down.

' You destroyed it ' said Kyle, and his tears ran down on his cheeks. Suddenly Cartman felt very bad.
' Sorry, Kahl, I don't wanted to… Shhh, Kahl, it's okay, I put it back for you! Don't cry!'
Eric stroked Kyle' shoulder and quickly began to build up the house again with his chubby fingers. Kyle watched it sniffing.

' I'm done! Is it good?' asked Eric.

Kyle looked at it. It had 4 windows instead 3, its walls on the left side were red, not green, and the whole building was a little unstable- and it was not that precise as Kyle put it down. But Kyle smiled.

' This is beautiful!'


Does 5-year olds know the word 'destroy'? Sorry about that. I don't really know much about child's english language, and the words they use.

Grammatical/spelling/ etc. mistakes –please let me know!!!!