My take on Fang: A Maximum Ride novel

by Simply Pirate

A short, very random story my friend Violet and I came up with. R&R please! :3 Rated T because this is my first submission here and I have no idea where to place it! :D R&R please!

Once upon a time there was a birdkid named Dylan. He just randomly showed up in book 6 to ruin everything.

Anyway.

He somehow (probably with torture… maybe drugs) made Max fall in love with him. Fang was sad. He became emo and cut his wrists. Poor Fangy. He's all alone.

Then Dylan turned out to be evil (no surprise) and killed Max with a candy cane.

Seriously, don't ask.

Fang got angry and tried to kill Dylan, but Dylan ended up killing him. Yea! Now Max and Fang are together again! :D

Dylan turned and fled to Florida where he proceeded to take over Disney World and re-build all the rides.

Angel, The Gasman, and Nudge ran to Las Vegas where they gambled all their money and went broke. So then they cut off their wings and gambled them, winning a billion dollars. Then they bought a huge mansion and lived happily ever after.

Back in Virginia, Iggy flew to Anne's house and killed her, taking over the ranch. After a few weeks he ran out of food and money. Poor kid.

Suddenly, Coral and Violet came to the rescue! They went to Anne's and found Iggy stumbling around, blind and poor. Coral and Iggy flew to Australia while Violet went to Las Vegas. She tried to persuade Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge to come back but she was kicked out of the state by the little wing-less birdkids' bodyguards. Then she found Keegan in a bar in Utah, drunk and… drunk. She beat him senseless with a flamingo then dragged him along with her.

Violet contacted Coral and Iggy, and they met up in Florida to have a huge dramatic showdown with Dylan. They cornered him in the Haunted House and captured him. Then they called their shark friends and they ate Dylan. Mwahaha.

Then the four flew to Russia where they got Justin (© St. Fang of Boredom) from the orphanage. Then the five-some flew back to Australia where they lived with the kangaroos for the rest of their life.

Well, until Justin expired. Then Iggy threw himself into the ocean. Keegan wandered off and never came back. Violet and Coral lived until they were 87, and by then they were batty old witches.

The End.