A/N + Dis: Tolkien world belongs to Tolkien, etc, no harm intended and no money is being made. The idea for the portal comes, yes you guessed it, from Being John Malkovich. No Harm intended and no money is being made, this is only for my amusement. (and hopefully a few other people) Also, just so you know, this isn't just going to be the film with a different place and other people put into it. It's probably going to be a series of short, unlucky elves, might be a long one, but it'll just be humour. Also here:
-the portal switches from person to person
-it lasts for about 1/2 hour instead of 15 mins
-NOT JUST A COPY OF THE FILM WITH PEOPLE PUT IN.
(sorry, just felt I had to say that.) Well, here you go.
Glorfindel looked around...he knew he'd learnt his lesson, after last time, he shuddered. Well, if he'd truly learnt his lesson he wouldn't be doing this again. After all, how many times can one end up in Erestor as he's bathing? Glorfindel carefully walked to the opening at the back of the house. you wouldn't notice the opening unless you knew where it was, or of course if you'd been playing with two young elflings and they lost their ball near it.
Suddenly a thought occurred to Glorfindel...Who built it in the first place? Because surely someone must have. Never mind, that didn't matter now, Glorfindel couldn't help it, there were so many people in Rivendell no-one would get a moments peace, not really long enough for certain bedroom activities or really time to themselves. This was the safest time and of course it had be almost 2,000 years since he had last ventured down this tunnel.
Glorfindel carefully crawled into the tunnel and waited for the familiar wind. Closer...closer...ah! Who was this? He looked down female! What a surprise! So few females in Rivendell, this rarely happened. Glorfindel didn't have time wonder who he was before someone was approaching. Ah, this looked promising, he did get a kick out of being other people. Oh, Aragorn was approaching, hang on, something bad. Aragorn approaching a female? ARGHHH! Glorfindel cursed and spluttered.
He was inside Arwen! Aragorn was coming towards Arwen with a very, very bad look in his eye. Well, it was only bad for Glorfindel, Arwen seemed very happy about it. Aragorn was reaching over towards Arwen, Glorfindel distinctly felt stubble scratching his neck...her neck. Lips. Hands. Hands in bad places, well, at least for Glorfindel...oh but it felt so good. Glorfindel's lips moved, a moan, oh dear Iluvtar. Clothes coming off...a bed...more hands in places.
Ohh! No wonder Arwen was willing to become mortal! One lifetime with /that/...oh...Glorfindel was almost hopeful...but then Arwen looked up and into the face of Aragorn...Eugh! That /did/ ruin the effect.
Glorfindel's feelings on the next 20 or so minutes was slightly mixed...
End Part One.
(more will follow)
-the portal switches from person to person
-it lasts for about 1/2 hour instead of 15 mins
-NOT JUST A COPY OF THE FILM WITH PEOPLE PUT IN.
(sorry, just felt I had to say that.) Well, here you go.
Glorfindel looked around...he knew he'd learnt his lesson, after last time, he shuddered. Well, if he'd truly learnt his lesson he wouldn't be doing this again. After all, how many times can one end up in Erestor as he's bathing? Glorfindel carefully walked to the opening at the back of the house. you wouldn't notice the opening unless you knew where it was, or of course if you'd been playing with two young elflings and they lost their ball near it.
Suddenly a thought occurred to Glorfindel...Who built it in the first place? Because surely someone must have. Never mind, that didn't matter now, Glorfindel couldn't help it, there were so many people in Rivendell no-one would get a moments peace, not really long enough for certain bedroom activities or really time to themselves. This was the safest time and of course it had be almost 2,000 years since he had last ventured down this tunnel.
Glorfindel carefully crawled into the tunnel and waited for the familiar wind. Closer...closer...ah! Who was this? He looked down female! What a surprise! So few females in Rivendell, this rarely happened. Glorfindel didn't have time wonder who he was before someone was approaching. Ah, this looked promising, he did get a kick out of being other people. Oh, Aragorn was approaching, hang on, something bad. Aragorn approaching a female? ARGHHH! Glorfindel cursed and spluttered.
He was inside Arwen! Aragorn was coming towards Arwen with a very, very bad look in his eye. Well, it was only bad for Glorfindel, Arwen seemed very happy about it. Aragorn was reaching over towards Arwen, Glorfindel distinctly felt stubble scratching his neck...her neck. Lips. Hands. Hands in bad places, well, at least for Glorfindel...oh but it felt so good. Glorfindel's lips moved, a moan, oh dear Iluvtar. Clothes coming off...a bed...more hands in places.
Ohh! No wonder Arwen was willing to become mortal! One lifetime with /that/...oh...Glorfindel was almost hopeful...but then Arwen looked up and into the face of Aragorn...Eugh! That /did/ ruin the effect.
Glorfindel's feelings on the next 20 or so minutes was slightly mixed...
End Part One.
(more will follow)