Akatsuki Love
Fuck the Police
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor anything inside of it. Though I do have rights to this plot.
"Uchiha, my eyes are up here."
Extreme irritation pricked at Sakura's skin, clearing showing through her narrowed green eyes.
Irritably, Sakura couldn't help but wonder why Kami had placed her in such a position, she'd never broken any law-
Well, any of extreme concern and terrible outcome.
Never the less the pinkette was pissed,
And she blamed Sasuke.
"I am aware darling; I was just admiring the great view."
"Back off you old pervert. Ever heard of Sexual harassment?" Viridian eyes couldn't help but notice the way his wiry lips upturned into the trademark smirk every Uchiha seemed capable of.
"Sweetie, you can't pull that card on me, who's the lawyer in the room, hmm?"'
Damn him and his stupid titles! When I get my hands on Sasuke the chicken ass is gonna get a mouth full of fist! In her head, she imagined the pure bliss she'd have in beating all the duckass-ness out of her at-the-moment, least favourite Uchiha.
An irritated scowl settled itself on her pastel pink lips –which Madara couldn't help but notice looked delectably delicious this morning-, dragging the corners of her mouth down. "And you'd do best to remember which one of us knows more than one way to get a man down on his knees-
"Sakura, Sakura! If I knew you already wanted me down like that I would have offered going back to my place first-
"-and not in the good way." She finished with arms crossed over her chest -the source of his gaze.
"But love," he began, taking terrible slow steps towards her, a seductive smirk settled on his features. Sakura's scowled only deepened at his close proximity to her, and only worsened when one of his tanned fingers slowly traced the outline of her jaw.
She couldn't help the catch of her breath in the back of her throat when the raven haired man slowly brought his other hand to cup her cheek, only faintly make out the soft touch of his breath of her face as he leaned that fraction closer.
I swear Inner, if he gets any further into my bubble it'll be two Uchiha's I'll be going to prison for killing.
Live it up while you still can Saku. This is fucking awesome!
You traitor-!
"-all this dirty talk has made me all hot and bothered."
Three words were all that Sakura breathed out before she slammed a very well aimed and hard punch into the deserving Uchiha's face. Easily sending the perverted lawyer to the concrete ground below.
"Fuck the police."
"You're one corrupted old man Madara."
"And you still love me, darling."
A snort found its way out of the pinkette as she turned away from the grinning man who now resided on the pavement.
Now to find duck-butt.
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