ASH TO ASH
Ash easily slept in his bed now that it was all over. He had left all thoughts of deadites far behind him, and now thought of this world. "Shop smart, shop Esmart." He muttered in his sleep. He tossed and turned and like a little baby sucked on his metallic thumb. He was far away dreaming of beautiful models shopping in the house ware department, and then suddenly something slapped him across the face. Ash quickly awoke only to find a familiar face staring at him.
"Give me some Sugar." The evil Ash said as he gave Ash a kiss on the lips.
"Ugh!" Ash screamed as he leaped from his bed and tossed the ugly excuse for him across the room. "You! No! It can't be you!"
"Sorry, Mr. Fancy Pants if I disturbed your sleep." The evil creature said as he licked his lips.
"No it can't be. I killed you." Ash screamed as he trembled with fear.
"I know, I just came here to return the favor!" the evil Ash said as he leaped forward. The good Ash quickly dove out of the way so that the evil Ash hit the wall. The Good Ash quickly dove to his gun cabinet and pulled out a shotgun. He quickly loaded the shotgun and pointed it directly at the evil Ash's face.
"I thought we already settled this," good Ash said. "Good, Bad, GUN!!!!!" He screamed as he fired the shotgun right in his foes face. And he watched as his enemy was slung all the way across the room. "Damn! I bet that hurt." Ash said as he turned around.
"No, didn't hurt that bad." The decapitated head of Ash said. The evil headless Ash got up.
"Damn you! YOU ARE LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY, YOU WON'T DIE!!!!!!!" Ash said as he lifted his gun and pointed it. "Say ta-ta you son of a bitch!" Ash said as he fired and witnessed the corpse fall to a thousand pieces. He turned around in the cocky Ash way.
"Ta-ta." He heard the head say as it began to laugh. He turned around to see all kinds of body parts coming after him. Hands began to crawl, feet hopped, heads rolled(literally), and teeth chattered. Ash shuddered in fear and tried to fire again but there were no more bullets. He screamed in fear, and then he woke up.
He arose in his bed, dripping with sweat and shaking with fear. It had all been a dream. As he was sitting straight up in his bed, breathing hard, he began to calm down. Slowly he lay back down in his bed. He looked to his side and saw a familiar face. The evil Ash said "Give me some sugar baby!" as he kissed the good Ash on the lips, and Ash screamed.
THE REAPER