One day there was bitch name Bella, she had moved to a ghetto ass fucking town, with her insanly funny father. Later, Bella was walking to tha fucking ghetto school. Then a crazy rapist who is a vampire, said"I'm gonna rape you, bite you, and suck yo blood out of yo vagina." "Noz!", Bella yelled. "Oh, yah I'm am gonna!", said the rapist vampira. Than a pale puzzy saved thad bitch. "Get tha fuk out of here, you crazy nigger, monkey coverd in shit!", yelled Edward. "You okey beotch?", asked Edward. "Yes.",said Bella. "Okay bitch.",said Edward. "I hava a nama", said Bella. "Whatz you nama?", ask Edward. "Bella.", replied Bella. "Whatz yors?", asked Bella. "Edward", replied Edward. "Well, nice to meet yos.",said Bella. "Lets go to tha school.", said Edward. Thay began to run to thad ghetto school. When thay arrived thay went to tha bathroom. Whrz thy startedz to fuk each other. Than toooo boiz wrez wachinz them. and tha boi said "Lok, Jacobz Edwards doing tha new gal"."I've gotz to get miz handz on hir", said jacobz. Latezer that dayz, edward & bellaz are goinnningz to tha clasrom."you latz edward"shouted tha teacher. "i showd thiz gal heir arond tha scholz"edward. than edward & bela sat don and slept. wen tha perid waz ovr withz bellla andsz edwardd wentz to eat luncz togatar. than jacobz camed ands punzh edwarddd anz ran."heiz lokz guiez itz gal i treidz to rapez todaiz", said tha rapistz vampiar. "hei edwarrdd i wanz toz havz belllaa"siad tha rapist vampiare."no"saiz tha crackez vampirear anz spikez vampirea grabez edwradz attacz thamz sat down anz atz lancz. Larez thad day edward walked belaa to hir hose. " yo mut stey homme bela",sayd edward."why"bella."cuzz people watz to ham you azz"sayd eddward."butz mein daz iz crazy" tha daz camd outz of nowwhetz "ive juz killez a wholz bunchz off poeple" BOOMM BOM,edddwarz gunz wenz people broke intoz thy house,"we wanz bellaa"evil."noz" outz off nowherz the mexicaz vampiera grabedz hir thane tha blackz vampare startzz to suk hir whitz vampirae waz fiting edward pullz out hiz gan anz shotz tha hez wenz to wer tha othez vapmie werz anz killz bela anz liva happiz evez after.
the end.