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nothing. Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling and Saturday's warrior belongs
Doug Stewart and Lex de Azevedo.
So don't sue me.
Summary: Songfic/Parody... Very much OOC.. But I did it because it
was funny and I felt like it. Harry and Ron are especially exultant with their
close victory over Slytherin... Hermione and Ginny
decide to help deflate their heads. The song you probably won't know unless
you're Mormon and even then you might not understand. But enjoy anyway.
Key:
[ ] - speaking
( ) - actions
Everything else is singing...
In Our Humble Way
[...Block it Ron! Absospiffinglutely
grand... 60 - 40, Gryffindor leading. Chaser Weasley
passes Quaffle to Seamus Finnigan
who passes it to Chaser Brown... Throw it in! Yes! 70-40 Gryffindor.] (Colin Creevy comments on Gryffindor - Slytherin
game)
(Harry Potter hovers above pitch, eyes peeled for the golden
winged ball. Out of the corner of his eye he sees Malfoy
eyeing him intently. Harry smirks, he knows Malfoy
knows that he is better at this.)
[Goal!!! 80-40 Gryffindor... Look out for that Bludger, Ginny!] (Ginny rolls over her broom, hanging
upside down, the Bludger misses her and aims for
another target.)
[Is that the Snitch!] (gasps echo through stadium)
(Harry sees Malfoy diving for the
little glimmer hovering above the grass. Urging his Firebolt
forward, he speeds toward Malfoy. If Malfoy gets it, Slytherin wins.
Almost there, he thinks. Reaching out, his fingers brush Malfoy's
before his hand closes around the struggling ball. Harry soars into the air,
but not before smirking triumphantly at the horrified Malfoy,
holding the Snitch high. His team come flying at him, hugging and cheering.
They are now in first place for the Quidditch Cup.)
[Gryffindor wins!!!] (A red wave of fans breaks through to
carry Harry and Ron on their shoulders. Unable to help themselves they break
into victorious song)
Harry and Ron: We
are not the ordinary,
Fearlessly extraordinary,
Flyin' righteous, hari kari,
In our humble way.
Humble way now,
Harry, Ron, and Crowd: Humble way, oh humble way!
(Ginny and Hermione are not amused and refuse to join in. Hermione is riding with
Ginny on Ginny's broom as they trail after the so-called
heroes.)
Ginny: [Humble,
my arse!]
Hermione:
[Indeed!]
Harry and Ron:
Riding brooms of speed, we plunder,
Slicing Slytherins asunder,
We are something of a wonder
In our humble way.
Humble way now,
Harry, Ron, and Crowd: Humble way,
oh humble way!
(The Slytherins already glum faces
become fit to kill when they hear the singing.)
Harry and Ron:
Bloody Slytheriners,
[Slytheriners!] (the crowd echoes them)
You have such a crummy future.
Will you point your wands at us, when we catch the Golden Snitch?
Stupid Slytheriners,
[Slytheriners!] (the crowd echoes them)
Will you deny your misadventure?
Gryffindors we are, by gum! We came through without a
hitch!
(Ginny and Hermione become more disgusted by the minute.)
Hermione: [I am
putting a stop to this once and for all!] (pulls out her wand)
Ginny: (follows
example) [I'm right behind you, 'Mione!]
Harry and Ron: We
are not the ordinary,
Fearlessly extraordinary,
Flyin' righteous, hari kari,
In our humble way.
Humble way now,
Harry, Ron, and Crowd: Humble way, oh humble way!
Ginny: [Now?]
Hermione: [Now!]
(They point their wands and mutter a curse. Harry and Ron
are now walking on their own, belting out the chorus. Suddenly they trip and
fall right into a cleverly placed mud puddle. Hermione and Ginny are looking
strangely innocent.)
(Harry and Ron look up, covered in mud. To Ginny and
Hermione's dismay, this does not do anything to squelch their bigheadedness.)
Harry and Ron: (Harmonizing sweetly through their mud-filled mouths) In our humble way...
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A/N- Hope you enjoyed that. Please review and tell me what
you think.
Luv always,
Margaret