20 THINGS TO DO TO ALICE:
1. Tell her you can't go shopping with her because you are helping Jasper open fan mail.
2. Tell her that shopping is illegal.
3. When she is suppose to be babysitting you ran away with a werewolf.
4. Tell her you saw someone with the same outfit.
5. Throw gum in her hair.
6. Start a protest against shopping.
7. Key her yellow Porsche.
8. Break her favorite pair of heels.
9. Ask her why she doesn't eat anything.
10. Ask her if she wants to be a vampire for Halloween.
11. Go up to her and Bella and tell Bella that she is ordinary looking.
12. Tell Edward that Alice isn't a good babysitter and she should get her Porsche.
13. When she is giving you a make over, squirm a lot.
14. Call her Mary, like Virgin Mary.
15. Ask her what the stocks are going to be then when she is right say psshh lucky guess.
16. Call Jasper Jazz in front of her.
17. Spill grape juice on Bella's prom dress.
18. Pick up a raw steak and throw it at her.
19. Give her a crystal ball for her birthday.
20. Color a mustache on her face with permanent marker
If you are brave enough to do all these things you are pretty brave. If you do everything on the list and you survive you should go in the Book of World Records.