Just a random idea that I had once I started playing 'Just Dance' and 'Poker Face' on both guitar and piano. This is slight - err, crackish. Let us say you have been warned, but this is fanfiction, right? I can write whatever I want. My rules. :) Naaw. Just please don't mind me. I'm just sleepy. XD

"Open up!" Tsubasa growled, clutching on his towel and some personal items. He had long regretted dooming himself for eternal damnation.

Of course, it took a long-time relationship, an informal proposal that happened on their almost third break-up and some other immature attitude that came from her. And surely enough, their marriage that brought up all the shades and hues of Tsubasa Andou and Misaski Harada's life.

"Not going to! You horrible, horrible person!" She cried, the shadow controller rolled his eyes and leaned on the door as his hand held tightly on the doorknob.

He laughed silently and inhaled. "Please? Let's just get over that I wasn't able to buy you those vintage Versace sunglasses you wanted. Misaki, let's all be a very loving married couple and good citizen's of Japan and be kind to every goddamn human being who wants a nice, hot, night bath."

There was complete silence and a whine. "B-but! Lady GaGa has those sunglasses, it's a must have! I hate you so much, go away! Oh, and while you're at it, please get some orange juice for me. Make that a cold one. Pretty please?"

"No."

"Really?"

"Yes. Open up. Now, or I'll be very displeased that I'll go in for a strip tease at Imai's house and invite Nogi over." He said, in a manner he used when he had given Natsume a sex talk.

The door creaked open and a face with messy pink hair with a pair of mascara-smudged, dull eyes stepped out of the bathroom with a shy and pissed face. "Okay. Okay." She exhaled. "But you're going to regret this Tsubasa. I really am. And I just stepped out to the bathroom to tell you that I slept with Nogi last night."

"Sure." Tsubasa said with a smile and a toss of his hand as he opened the door, giving a satisfied smile. Realization dawned on him as his eyes fluttered to Misaki's hand. His eyes bulged with shock. "Oh God, you… you did, didn't you?"

"Douche. No, duh. Imai would kill me by just giving him eye sex. Besides, just touching the poor blonde will give him nosebleeds." Misaki's lips curved into a smile as she flashed the thing she was handing to the Andou.

"No… way." He said, dropping the contents of his towel.

"Yes, dear hubby, for in fact I am." She clucked the thing that happened to be a pregnancy test. "We're about to be a crowd." Oh, three's a crowd. How lovely. But this would be a nice revenge for him, Misaki would. She's just crazy. Tsubasa just stared at her with that priceless look on his face.

And there was a long, pregnant pause.

As usual, pun intended as it would be ;)

No point actually. XD

Just bored and wanted an insane TsubasaxMisaki moment.

And I'm hella sleepy.

Nighties guys. Kisskiss.

Disc. No ownie. Homies.

Oh, and. I am so loving GaGa's props. The disco stick, the glasses and the hair bow. :)

Sorry about the T content. I'm just high on Coke Cola. XD Haha. Or caffeine. Whatever works.

*CHOCKOLAAATE*