The Irken Mark
Chp. 1
~3 years ago, Invader Marq was sent on a mission. He was sent to "The planet with no name" in hopes of conquering it. If a human were to describe this planet, it could only be described as "The 60's". There was little law, and whatever law there was constantly being protested as unfair. Nobody ever gave the planet a name because for as long as anyone could remember, there had been debate over the subject. But when Marq arrived on this hectic, bright-colored planet, the creatures that resided there reached him before he reached them. And what came back to Irk was hardly an invader. He had suddenly realized how suppressed the Irkens were, and revolted against everything he could. Where there was once a proud Invader uniform, there was now a poncho with what looked like the pattern of a lava lamp with neon orange lava and sky blue liquid. With his sandals and gloveless arms, he spent his time wandering around, complaining and attempting to change the government. Just to farther revolt, he changed the q in his name to a k. He just wanted to show he wasn't the Irken he once was. It had been this way for 3 years. ~
The Almightily tallest were having a discussion about the word "Disgrace" with The Irken known as Invader Zim. They both had their own versions of the word. Whilst they argued, Mark burst in waving a stack of papers in his hand angrily. He was yelling about the rights of SIR's, complaining that they were no more then slaves. The Tallest were used to this.
"That's what I call a disgrace! Look at that poor excuse of an Irken! He isn't even wearing gloves!" Zim yelled. As he did so, something ran in the room following Mark. It was a very unique looking thing. It was about 2 feet tall, and bright orange. It walked on 2 stubby little legs that supported its overweight body. Its eyes were spaced far apart on his head, and there was a big blue spot surrounding one. On top of his circular head, there were 2 large black horns, along with a grey Mohawk right in the middle of its head. It had a stubby little tail and a black vest. Its huge mouth had 2 very small pointy teeth sticking out of it. It waddled over to Mark and pulled at his frayed pants.
"And what is THAT?" Remarked Zim. It was odd to see an Irken such as Zim insult another Irken twice his own height.
"That's Chewy, and there is nothing disgraceful about him!" exclaimed Mark, patting Chewy on the head and handing him what looked like a dog bone. While he and Zim argued, the Tallest suddenly got a plan. They both had wanted to get rid of Mark but never really felt like doing anything. Tallest Red spoke to Zim.
"You know, Zim, He IS a disgrace." He said. "That's why we are going to send him to help with YOUR mission!" he shouted. Mark looked over.
"Eh?"
"Uh… Yes!" Said Tallest Purple, suppressing his laughter. "We want YOU to teach Mark what a REAL Invader is!" he said.
"But I'm NOT an Invader! Invading is pointless!" Mark shouted.
"Sure it is…" Said Red as he picked up mark by his poncho and dropped him in a hole that had manifested itself in the floor.
"Do you think you can handle it, Zim?" Asked Purple.
"You can count on me, my Tallest!" Replied Zim, ending transmission.