Author's Note:... I have no excuse for this...

Disclaimer: Seriously, I don't own Transformers, Never have, never will.


Explosive inventors and over worked leaders.

Tirading medics and glitchy directors.

Happy-go-lucky, yet calm saboteurs.

These are a few of my favorite 'bots.

Stoic doorwingers and excited sharp-shooters.

Maniac pranksters and vain front-liners.

Trigger-happy and gruff body guards.

These are a few of my favorite 'bots.

Peppy spy-bots with yellow alt-modes.

Scientists babbling on about codes.

Nature loving holographic producers.

These are a few of my favorite 'bots.

When the 'Cons strike.

When a 'Bot falls.

When they're feeling sad

I simply remind them of all that they've done.

And then they don't feel so bad.

[repeat all verses]


Ok, explanation time: Last night I had "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" stuck in my head, when I sang the first verse wrong instead of 'Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens' I said 'Explosive inventors and over worked leaders'. I don't know where it came from, but it stuck. And I had to continue it. -_- Sing it to the tune of "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" (obviously). And though it should be obvious, you can guess who's who. And review. It makes meh happy.