Reiko: hello!! Its me reiko but starting today I want people to start calling me kitty

=^-^=

Yutaka: Hello there kitty-senpai how are you today?

Reiko: *blissful sigh* Oh I'm wonderful today Yutaka just wonderful

Minami: Hmmm…what's so wonderful senpai?

*Reiko giggle in the background*

Konata: Ohhhh I think I know what it is*sinker*

Kagami: What could you possibly know you pervert

Konata: Ahhh kagami is so rude, but also so dull at times

Kagami: *Growls* You better watch it!

Konata: *Dramatic voice* Ahhh!! The big bad wolf is going to eat me! Same me Kitty-

chan!

Reiko: *Reiko looks at Konata with a big smile* Oh Konata my good partner in crime

can you come over here I have something to tell you~

*Konata and Reiko whispering to each other while laughing and giggling and they look at

Yutaka and Minami while their talking*

Yutaka: I wonder what their talking about? -

Minami: Me too…

Reiko: ALL RIGHT EVERYONE!!...I need you guys to leave except Konata of course

^-^

Kagami: Huh?...but wh-

Reiko: *Reiko kicks them out of the room and looks at you* Tehe!! Well hello there

everyone one of you as you might of heard from other readers that I was hosting

a vote on which paring to do and which rated story I should use

Konata: And the winners for the contest where…DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!

Reiko/Konata: YUTAKA AND MINAMI PARING AND AN M-RATED STORY OF

THE TWO!!!

*Pulls down ropes and an picture of Yutaka and Minami where on it*

Reiko: Ahhh~ I'm so happy~

Konata: Same here~ I can't wait to see it Kitty-sama

Reiko: Hohoho!! Ahh only you know he feeling I have right now ^-^

Konata: Well then Kitty-sama on with story then!!

Reiko: *Looks at Konata with an sad smile* I'm afraid not yet my beloved friend…

Konata: ..........WHAT!!!! B-B-BUT WHY?!!!

Reiko: *sigh* I can't write it now... i'm just to busy with the projects and the dance performance i have to do and-

Konata: *sinker* You dance

Reiko: *Death glare* So what of it *****

Konata: Oh nothing...*giggling* well would you at least tell us about the story please *puppy dogs

eyes*

Reiko: Well of course I'll tell *clears voice* well the story is about Yutaka inner self and well thats all

i'm telling*innocent smile*

Konata: Huh? But not tell more...now your being rude

Reiko: I don't care i could do whatever i want and today i'm going to me a bi**h because i want to!!

Konata: Fine whatever any who i hope you people who have been reading this will wait for the story

that would make the author really happy!

Reiko: That would actually make me happy. Well i hope you'll wait for me! I have to go now have

have to practice the dance routine

Konata: *Sinker* She dances

Reiko: *Growls* Shutup! *Pulls sword* Well i have to go now as you can see i have to teach Konata

some manners... bye!!

Konata: RUN!!!!!!! Kagami!!! HELP ME!!!

Reiko: BYE!!!!!!!