Normal People: say 'Who cares about Jack Sparrow.'
POTC Fans: say 'Its Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!'
Normal People: See a peanut and eat it.
POTC Fans: Shoot their mirage for the peanut and then eat it.
Normal People: See Will's death and sit there eating popcorn and say 'Whatever he's just a character in a made up movie.'
POTC Fans: Cry hysterically while their friends give them tissues.
Normal People: Shrug when their boat is stolen and say 'I can get another one.'
POTC Fans: Slap the thief across the face and say, 'You stole my boat!' And when the thief protests they slap them again.
Normal People: Take a cruise on a big luxury liner in the Caribbean for vacation.
POTC Fans: Cruise on the infamous Black Pearl.
Normal People: Say 'Dang it.' When their stuff is missing.
POTC Fans: Say 'DAMN YOU JACK SPARROW!'
Normal People: Say when they first see POTC, 'Eh..'
POTC Fans: Say after watching it for the 167th time, 'I GOTTA WATCH IT AGAIN!'
Normal People: Doesn't mention that they just watched POTC.
POTC Fans: Remind all their friends they just watched them AGAIN. For the 200th time.
Normal People: Say 'The At World's End wedding was okay.'
POTC Fans: Say 'The At World's End wedding is SO awesome!' (some fans)
Normal People: Say 'Davy Jones is creepy.'
POTC Fans: Say 'He's so bad ass!'
Normal People: Think the POTC soundtrack is badly made.
POTC Fans: Listen to it everyday because its so awesome!
Normal People: Never want to try rum in their life.
POTC Fans: Say, 'When I'm old enough, I'm gonna try it!'
Normal People: Say, 'Get out my way, jerk!'
POTC Fans: 'Get out of my way you cock headed deck ape!'
Normal People: Dress up as zombies and TV show characters for Halloween at the last minute.
POTC Fans: Dress up as POTC characters with clothing made\bought months before Halloween.
Normal People: Can't remember hardly nothing from the movies.
POTC Fans: Can recite all the movies word for word and remember everything that happens. Including the deleted scenes.
Normal People: Have a professional fencing teacher, teach them about fencing.
POTC Fans: Have Jack or Will to teach them how to use a sword.
Normal People: Punch the person they're fighting in the face.
POTC Fans: Pull out their pistols and shoot the guy in the face then they laugh evilly. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
A\N: Thanks for reading! Review and let me know if you want more. Bye!
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