Hello and welcome!
It would appear that you have found my personal space, please hold with the applause because yes it really is me, the one and only Cooper Jay Anderson. Or the most attractive man in the whole of America if you'd prefer to know me as, just promise to remain calm because I don't want a law suit that makes me accountable for any deaths, I can't help that my good looks and perfect charm dazzle everyone and I don't have time for jail to be quite honest
So, yes I can confirm that the rumors are true, I was placed on this very Earth many years ago to ruin the lives of every man and woman alike, I think I've done an alright job of it so far. You can personally thank my Mom and Dad (Pam and William Anderson of Anderson Industries) for my good, ahem sorry, perfect looks. But that's enough about them, you'll hear all about my parents another time, for now let's get back to me, introductions shouldn't really be necessary since I'm sure we all own televisions which means you should have seen my handsome face before at one point or another, however, if you don't know me or have simply forgotten - firstly shame on you! And secondly sit back, kick up your feet, relax and allow me to catch you up
As we already discovered earlier I am Cooper, I may have reached the ripe age of 30 but fear not my beautiful fans, I will always be this handsome. You have my word on that. I currently live in sunny L.A in the Golden State, but I was born and raised in Westerville, Ohio. We don't talk too much about that. Now, don't go too cray cray but I'm not just some ruggedly handsome man, no, there is more to me than that. I am also an intense and famous actor too. I was born to be in the spotlight!
For those of us who haven't been living under rocks the past several years you will know me as the face of the fastest growing international credit rating website and will have seen my pretty little face in many tv shows and movies. But more importantly than all of that I am the older, smarter and way sexier brother of Blaine Devon Anderson, that is another name you should keep an eye out for in the future, one day he will be just as famous as I am and how do I know that I can hear you ask! Because he's been taught by the best, the best being me of course, remember, tell them that you heard it here first boys and girls!
Blaine is the best little brother and I love him despite the excessive amounts of hair gel, so don't mess with him because that's my job, hurt Blaine and i'll make sure you regret it. That isn't a threat it's a promise, only I get to tease Blaine for my own entertainment. Now, I am sorry to upset everyone but unfortunately I am off the market, my heart has been stolen by the greatest girl under the sun, please hold the tears though, I don't want anyone to worry too much about it because I can promise that there is still plenty of Cooper love to go round so if you ever bump into me in the streets make sure you stop and say hello, I'd never say no to talking to my fans and sharing my brilliant advice like; stay away from hair gel, don't waste money going to college, grow up to be famous like me and always be awesome.
Follow your dreams kids! I can't say you'll ever make it as big as me but being close is good enough right? I'm super up to taking photos too because let's face it, I never have a bad day so have those phones ready for selfies and I always carry round 8x10s with me so I am always prepared for any impromptu autograph sessions!
Now, let me take you back to the day my life began...