Did you know about the power fanfiction has? Once you start believing in it, fanfiction can convince you that even the weirdest things are actually common knowledge.
It can make you see that Harry Potter and Loki look way to much alike to not be related. That a blind girl and a bug can have the best love story that ever existed. That there are a million different pirate queens all called Mary Sue, whose adventures are all worth reading. That Naruto and Sasuke aren't just brothers and that Jelsa is just a matter of time. It could show you that Sailor moon is way smarter than she 'pretends' to be, that Ron Weasely and Albus Dumbeldore are the same person. And it goes on and on.
My brother once told me that fanfiction is bound to be the end of the civilized world. I should have just believed him and stopped my fangirlish ways.
Now I found a magical portal, (which is less fabulous then people imagine it is), my crazy friend Ter decided to jump in dragging me along, (because that makes total sense), then Rose, (my sane friend), came as well, (god knows why), and we managed to land in the One Piece world. As unbelievable and Mary Sue-ish as that is, it is even worse than you think. Namely, we also landed on the Thousand Sunny.
I know what you're probably thinking right now, "What are the actual odds of that happening", "Of course it wasn't somewhere dangerous or deadly -_-"or even "Great, another Mary Sue and Co". And I can tell you, I've been wondering the same thing myself.
I don't know why I'm here. Most likely I had a spontaneous deadly disease and this is my coma dream. I don't know where to continue from now on, or what to do. Should I keep pretending to be unconscious or should I embrace my insanity?
I mean if this really was the One Piece world, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't conveniently be speaking English, the only language me and my friends all speak. It's actually kind of weird, considering I watched the English subtitles instead of dub. Sign. Well, at least I'm not alone. That means I'm not a complete Mary Sue now. Have you guys ever noticed that Mary Sues are always alone and abused or have hot male friends? Actually, I would rather be a Mary Sue with hot male friends now that I think about it.
Anyway, I'm drifting off topic. How I manage to drift off topic while talking to myself is beyond me, but- Well, actually a lot of thing are beyond me. Like science. And Biology. Which is a science. I-
Nope, staying on topic here, I'm going to be the sane mature person and go over how exactly I got into this mess before I decide what to do next. It all started at 3 a.m. this morning. And like 'How I Met Your Mother' taught all her fans, 'Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m.'.