Disclaimer: We don't own Twilight or anything involved in the writings of SM
Warning: Swearing, violence, crude humor, rape, sexual humor, content, and behavior maybe and are in this fiction. If you are too young too, read. Don't read it. If you don't care, read on. You have been warned, we as the writers are not liable for your decisions. In, any of the chapters following either. Thank you!
Prologue
Bella Swan, an eighteen year old girl and stupid fucking lamb that fell for a vampire. What is with theses dumb ass teenage girls falling for fucking vampires? Don't they understand that one false period and he will fucking eat you!
"Oh no, Edward wouldn't ever do that!" You all protest.
Well fuck that, in this story he might, because there are no gentleman vampires or happy endings. Hate to burst your bubbles ladies, but this is how it really went down.
Edward's return, Bella's affair, Alice is high, and lies, lie around every corner. Set when Edward returns in Eclipse. Find out more in chapter one of Twisted Twilight. If you have a sense of humor and don't mind a sort of roasting of Twilight. Then you just might enjoy this. If not, fuck you all. Oh and please review good or bad, we're not picky. Don't forget, one of the two writers on this actually loves Twilight and Stephanie Meyer's books. I was simply bored and wanted to edit my favorite cousin's work.
Though admittedly I have contributed to the story line and find everything funny, obscenely so.