I had too much coke.
Forgive me.
Emmett was beaming in the living room, next to Edward and next to Jasper. Bella was lying on the floor watching tv, together with Alice and Esme. Carlisle was in his office, and Rose was looking in some random mirror.. Why is beyond me, the bloody girl doesn't change one flipping bit. Nessie was riding her bike together with Jake, not that Edward knew. Imagine that. HAH. A groan and a moan escaped on both sides of Emmett, and the girls looked over to them. "Sweets, are you okay?" Bella asked her husband, who looked like he was going to vomit. Jasper, though, he looked absolutely mad. "Jazz…" Alice started, but he stopped her by slapping Emmett on the head. After that, Edward hit him on the head. "COULD YOU STOP THAT?" They both yelled, and Emmett whined. "I can't help iiiit!"
Rosalie entered the room, and when her mate saw her, the groans aaaand moans turned harder. "STOP IT, EMMETT!" Edward screamed, now looking even more terrible. Jasper didn't look any better. "I don't understand," Bella said. "What's going on?"
Alice suddenly burst out in laughter, and continued in giggles. Esme seemed to understand, too, because she laughed along. Rosalie did, too. And far away, Carlisle started laughing, too.
"Okay, seriously, what's going on?" Bella said again, and she looked a little irritated now.
"Emmett here, has some rather… disgusting thoughts." Jasper coughed, and moaned again. Emmett rolled his eyes, but still was grinning like a maniac. "Did you know that lamas are really cool?" Everyone groaned louder, as they now got what was going on, and what was going to happen. Emmett started humming. "I feel a sooong coming ooon!"
He hummed louder, and stood up from his seat.
"NOOOO!" Esme screamed, but it's too late already. Because Emmett starts moving around, and does his own little dance, while hitting every single flipping thing that can be hit. For a vampire… Yeah, that is indeed messed up. The elegance can't handle everything. Look at Bella. ("HEY! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" "NOOO, BELLA! YOU'LL GET HUUUUUURT! DON'T MOOOOVE!" Bella falls, and has to pick up her own arm. Her leg has gone missing. Edward is going mad.) Except for that, the others are getting into the song as well.
"here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck" Emmett sang, swinging his hips. Esme started clapping her hands, and Carlisle burst into the room,
"llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck"
The rest was laughing now, but Alice wasn't, and she did a little dance of her own. She broke the couch in three, hit a vase, broke the window and made a hole in the wall next to her. Esme was too busy with snogging Carlisle. Oh gods.
"I was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail" She sang, her chirpy going so high, she broke another window. "It burns! It burns!" An old lady that just walked by, hehe, screamed, holding her head and falling to the ground. Jasper tried to breakdance, he couldn't, it looked very sad.
"did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck"
Edward suddenly yelled, carrying Bella's leg. Everyone looked at him, disgusted, because his voice did sound good, but very … girly.
"I always thought he was gay, before he met Bella." Rosalie murmured to Alice, and they both nodded.
"half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck" Bella rapped, trying to take her leg from Edward. But he didn't seem to want to (Wow, that was loooong.) give it back! She growled at him, and he let go immediately. She patted him on the head. "Good dog, daaawg." Then she did a piece sign, to show she was A Gangsta Rappah.
Everyone sweatdropped.
Then Renesmee and Jacob burst in, and together with the others they sang;
"is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck"
There was a silence.
Then something broke.
Edward read Jacob's mind.
"JACOB! YOU DOG!"
"Dawg." Bella murmured, but shut up, when Edward glared at her.
Jacob ran away, together with Nessie. Nessie poked out her tongue at her dad, waved and took off. "PEACE OUT SUCKAHS!"
Thank you.
I say;
Good day.