Odd's odd dream
Odd POV
"Oh… look at all that food!" I stared at all the food, with my mouth open and drool dripping out."I can't believe it! Where did all this yummy food come from?" I look around at the stacked pizzas, the donuts, the fried chicken pieces, and a ton of goldfish! "Mmm… goldfish!" I awed at the sight of all the food. "I'm in heaven!" Suddenly, as I walked near and opened my mouth to take a bite, the goldfish's mouth moved! It yelled, "Its Odd! The eater of all!" Then the goldfish added, "Don't spare him!" Suddenly, the goldfish stood up on its fins, and started chasing me. I looked around franticly and saw that the donuts were rolling after me and the chicken had big teeth ready to eat me! "Why are you turning against me!" I yelled over my shoulder as I ran, who-knows-where. The goldfish replied in a calmer tone, "We must eat you, or you will eat us, as you have with our friends, family, and… president Fish."
I just stared. I literally stopped and stared at the giant, orange edible fish, and thought, Wow… my life is weird. "So, who was this president Fish?" I asked, with lack of anything else to ask and a blocked path, so I defiantly couldn't run. The goldfish asked sternly "Don't you remember when you ate that package of goldfish? You were the 'lucky' winner. YOU had the green goldfish… OUR president…" The goldfish stopped and remembered. He then mumbled something to all the food. The last words I heard were, "-so if we don't eat this kid now, he'll eat us all!" Then they chased me… again! I ran straight into pudding, I was about to eat it, when it grew a face and made me stay. When the goldfish and the donuts rolled up, I exclaimed, "Look… can't I just leave here? I mean… I'll promise never to eat you guys!"
The goldfish looked around at the chicken that shook his head no, the donuts, and the pizzas, which also shook their heads 'no'. So the goldfish came up to me, plucked me out of the pudding, which I probably would've tried if it didn't have a face… and lifted me to it's mouth. As I was placed down, I screamed, "Why are you turning on me! All I want is one little bite!" Suddenly, everything swirled and I was in my dorm!
I heard the door unlocking, so I closed my eyes again. I peeked and saw Ulrich and Yumi coming in holding hands. "Bye Ulrich." She leaned in and they kissed. Ulrich then made it more passionate. I sat up in my bed. "Bye Yumi." Ulrich repliedbefore shuting the door,Yumi thenleft. "Ulrich! You just realized that you uh... KISSED AND HELD HANDS WITH YUMI, RIGHT?" Ulrich smiled and nodded. "Yea Odd, me and Yumi are boyfriend and girlfriend. Along with Jeremy and Aelita. We did a double date. I'm surprised you slept that long." I sighed and said, "Awww man! What else did I miss?"