I do NOT own the characters of Glee or the story to She's The Man.
However I do enjoy both and thought this would make a cool story so enjoy.=)
She's The Man
Chapter 1 – Just an Idea
After a long jog I walk down the path towards my front door.
Considering its summer you would think it would be warmer. I mean I've resorted to wearing joggers, an old jumper and a bloody beanie hat. I mean I Rachel Barbra Anderberry, am wearing joggers and a beanie. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Someone aggressively yanks out my headphones.
All I could muster was "Ouch! What?" as I turn around to a slightly annoyed Sebastian.
"Oh it's you. You look like your brother from behind." Sebastian responds.
"Ew I don't want to know about your sex life with my brother!"
"Just tell Blaine to call me when he's stopped being an arsehole."
"I thought you liked arseholes!" I shouted at an irritated Sebastian as I walked through the front door.
As the door closes behind me, I have a big grin on my face knowing I have won that battle. As I walk further into the house I see my Dads aren't home, so I run upstairs. Blaine was in his room, singing along to Katy Perry's The One That Got Away.
In another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world
He's upset, I should leave himalone. No I should see if he's okay.
"Hey Blaine, you okay?" I pull a sad face.
Blaine looks my way and takes a deep breath "I've broke up with Sebastian. Well I'm breaking up with him. I've been ignoring him for the last 2 days."
"I would say that explains why he was pissy, but he's always like that."
"What? When did you see Seb?" A confused Blaine asks.
I answer "Like just a second ago, he thought I was you. Oh he told me to tell you to call him when you've stopped being an 'arsehole'."
"I never saw what you saw in him?" I continued.
"He's hot Rach, HOT!" Blaine thought was obvious.
EW!
"He looks like a fucking meerkat." I disagreed.
Blaine sits on his bed and sighs. "Rach I need to tell you something, but promise me you won't be mad, I can deal with our Mom and even our Dad being mad at me, but not you so please promise me that."
I walk towards his bed and smile softly as I sit beside him. "Of course Blainey, I promise" I take his hand. "You're my best friend, I could never be mad with you. Just don't tell Kurt"
Blaine smiles slightly.
"So what do you want to tell me?" I questioned.
Blaine replies hesitantly. "Erm well … you see, you know … erm I don't want … and I know you wanted … and I … I'm sorry!"
"Blaine, just spit it out." I interrupt.
"I don't want to go NYADA anymore."
WHAT?!
"Rach just let me explain, I know it was both our dreams to go, and you know that when you didn't get in it broke my heart, and I know it broke yours and I just don't want you to hate me because I'm not going and I'm sure they will take you on … but"
Again I interrupt. "Blaine it doesn't work like that."
"I know. I know it was wishful thinking. I guess I just feel guilty that you could have had that spot if it wasn't for me, I couldn't believe they picked me over you, and now I'm bailing out on college and you have had to wait longer for your dream. I'm sorry Rach."
"Its fine Blaine, if it was meant to be, I would be there." I comforted Blaine.
"If only we could trade places." Blaine thought out loud.
"It's funny you said that actually, Sebastian said from the back I looked like you."
Confused, Blaine replies "How? You're shorter than me!"
"Not by much anymore, I grew a few inches remember, I'm only 2 inches shorter than you now hobbit. Plus if I could find someone who has the right wigs and make-up, and stuff we could literally trade places. Ohhh wait … Kurt."
Blaine sits there puzzled.
"Blaine I could go to NYADA as you and without our Dad's getting upset. I mean they would never know well until there's photo's online or something but then it will be too late, I mean we both were going New York in the first place, where do you plan on going now though? Actually what do you want to do instead of go NYADA?"I finally asked.
Blaine perked up little. "I'm still going New York, me and a few of the guys plan on moving there and starting a band."
What is Blaine thinking, a band. He wants to drop NYADA for a FUCKING BAND.
"Blaine … a band?" I questioned.
He responds. "I know it seems stupid and unrealistic but that's what I want, I want to write music and sing my songs. I want people to hear my music, to live it, to understand me."
"Blaine you're incredibly talented, there wouldn't be anyone else I would be happy with losing a spot into NYADA to. It's not that I don't think you can do it. I just don't want your dreams to come crushing down if you don't succeed first time round. I want you to be happy."
"I will be. There's nothing I want more."
There's a few seconds of silence.
Blaine breaks the silence. "So do you think Kurt could do it? You know make you look relatively like me."
"I sure do."
TO KURT: Hey Kurt, can I ask you a favour? Xx
TO RACHEL: Of course you can Rach. What do you want? Xx
TO KURT: This is going to sound strange as fuck, but I'll explain later. Is there any chance you could make me look like a boy, more importantly Blaine? Xx
TO RACHEL: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK RACH? Xx
TO KURT: Trust me! Xx