Jedus and santa save chrismas
An: oh my gush guys I have goned for hole yeer but im bak in acton with a newed story fro all age amd religions get you socsk redy for blown of cause hear we go!
unce upon time mary the crapentirs wife say "i went a babe" so load god the allmity(or if yo are jewdish lord hannykah almity). god sent and agnel for get mary the preg. an she was sew happy that she wented and toyld joseph. "marry we need toe get out off her becase an evel guy wan our babi die.' explaned joseph so they ranned far and fastestly to that place. "can we stayid at you in" asked Josiph. "no you can only stayid in a barn haha" saided mean asshol guy.
So theyed wentid into barns and a babi camed out of marys vacgina an it was jedus chris. But juts then mary felted anuthir happened in her bagina it wased another braby called little sant nicholass. Thened some wised man camed up and gaved theem gitfs and theyed puttind thems on the babi sant nickolas an theyed thout theyed killed him so theyed throed him oot thayt why he not in a bibbl."I willy named these day chrispmas in onor of jesu babi boy.
Bun thet evil king harrmund sayed whey does you thank youd going". juts then santa camed relly fastly on his randeer. "stoip this isn't not holyday cheer its means an uglyest stuff wit no heart oar joye" and king harrmund was turned into nicesting guy liked at endy of critmas carole by charley dickins. "thaks snata you are heroe of chritsmas so insteed of me do deliverirery of presnets you willed do they actioned". Sanata cryeding teats of joys for that's a cooly job for shore.
Neckst up in this story jegus and snata willed haved to saveding Christmas again but in moderm tims nexy updat is sooney it wont taked 5 yers thys tyme I promose haha