Disclaimer: Total Drama is not owned by the author of this version of Total Drama World Tour. It is owned by its rightful owners of Todd Kauffman, Mark Thornton, Teletoon, and Fresh TV. This fanfiction; however, is owned by the person who has written this.
Pairings: Pairings will vary from what will happen in the story. Pairings will more likely reunite than break-up, and some pairings may blossom. It's a surprise!
Friendships: Same as pairings, of course! New friendships will form, friends will have their bad moments, some may end, but who knows?
Conflicts: Obvious conflicts will be included, and new ones will form, too.
Rating: The rating is 'T' for teen. If you are under the age, feel free! This includes: Love, Depression, Sadness, Anger, Suspense, and of course DRAMA! Muahaha!
Setting: This is just a few days after the Season 3 contestants have been chosen, where they had a Before Season Party, held by Chris. At the moment, they are at the airport, nearby Toronto
Warning: This fanfiction of Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by ANIMATED TEENS. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up!
The camera pans onto the set of Celebrity Manhunt, as Chris's voice starts to narrate. "Last time, on Total Drama Action! Celebrity Manhunt has interviewed the show from wacky after season shenanigans to the catfights and massive amounts of paparazzi. Man, that was great! Turns out I had to fire my assistant for giving me a COLD LATTÉ! After the Gemmie Awards, our damsels in distress took the bus off to New York, causing the bus to fall off a cliff and had to wait for a party to help out. As Geoff gathered up with five other people to hang at a party, turns out their luck was ascetic."
The camera has panned over to Chris standing at an airport, "Now, the nineteen contestants chosen to compete are out there for ANOTHER million dollars! Around the world! Who will win it this time? How will some people go without their loved ones? When will I EVER get a gluten free muffin?" Asking for the muffin, the intern threw it at his head, "Ow! F-Find out RIGHT NOW as our veterans go out there on TOTAL! DRAMA! WORLD TOOOOOUR!"'
-Cue Theme Song-
"Season 3, Total Drama Fans! You've seen Total Drama Island, and you've probably seen Total Drama Action, but this season is going to be a blast. So, let's welcome our first group of contestants!"
"Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Trent, and Leshawna!"
Gwen was walking until she had hit into Trent, not knowing what was going on.
"Sorry I.. H-Hey Trent. What's going on?" Gwen smiled weakly.
Trent looked at the goth girl, "Gwen! Long time no talk! Heh, so you're in Season 3 too."
Gwen nodded, "Yeah.." She chuckled again.
"Would you lovebirds stop talking and get it on?" Duncan snapped, when Trent ignored him.
Gwen playfully punched Duncan, "Don't start."
Chris introduced the next set of contestants, "Lindsay, Owen, DJ and Harold!"
Lindsay had blown a kiss to the viewers, smiling as she had stepped off the bus. As the other three were getting off, sounds of fear were heard as Owen protested to even leave the bus.
"SWEET STRAWBERRY PRESERVES! No no! Please no! For the love of Sticky Buns, NOOOO!" Owen was holding on to the sides of the bus door, as DJ tried comforting him, holding onto him.
DJ looked at Chris, "He's afraid of flying, remember?"
As Owen still whined about not wanting to get out of the bus, he had finally gotten off, as DJ guided him out.
Harold walked out, being the nerd he is, "Aerophobia, the fear of flying, or Aeronausephobia, the fear of air sickness.
"Keep up the fascinating 'facts' and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you." Noah was annoyed by Harold's facts.
Chris introduced the next contestants, "And returning favourites: Noah, Cody and.." Chris was interrupted.
"YO YO YOOO! This year's winner is in the house! Er, I mean, bus, I mean RUNWAY! Where's the plane, eh?" It was Ezekiel, knowing his Canadian accent.
Izzy smiled, happy as ever, "I know right? Let's fly!"
From then, Izzy had jumped onto Ezekiel's shoulders, causing the both of him to fall. As clumsy as they were, they were on the ground.
"Yep, Izzy's back, and so is she," Chris introduced as the next person walked out. It wasn't anybody new, but it was quite surprising.
"Huh? Oh you mean me." Katie pointed to herself, smiling like she always does.
People gasped at the difference. No pigtails, longer hair, but the clothes remained the same. All that changed was a pink clip bow in her hair and the length, though it may be just extensions, but who knows?
Out of everybody, Lindsay was the happiest with the results, "Yee! Oh my gosh, you look so cute! It's like.. a new you!" Lindsay hugged her lightly before Chris had stopped the hug fest.
Chris looked at the girls, "Okay okay, we all know that she has a new look and you admire it, but here comes our favorite 'jock' Tyler!"
As Tyler stepped out of the bus, he smirked and posed at the camera, causing himself to trip due to his slight clumsiness.
Lindsay gasped, "Tyler?"
"And the co-host of the Total Drama Aftermath, Bridgette!"
Bridgette smiled sweetly, waving at the camera, until she had collapsed onto Tyler.
Chris looked over at the tumbled campers, "Yep! There you have it, but, we're not done yet! We have two newcomers into the game. He's a Honour Student with a father as a diplomat and he could charm the pants out of any living species, Alejandro."
As Alejandro stepped out of the bus, he smirked with charm at the camera, climbing down the bus successful. He looks down at the girls who were tumbled upon.
"Mind if I assist?" He offered his hands to Izzy and Bridgette, who had been flattered by Alejandro.
"Wow wee!" Izzy cooed.
Bridgette tried getting away, "I-I-I have a boyfriend!"
Alejandro also looked at the guys, "And amigos, allow me."
As he offered Ezekiel and Tyler to get up, even they were surprised.
"Wow, eh" Ezekiel replied.
Tyler backed off, "I like girls."
Chris looked at the camera once again, "And she's a sugar addicted super fan with every single blog of the Total Drama contestants, including those on the sidelines, Sierra!"
Sierra had stormed out of the bus, ecstatic as she could be, "Oh my gosh, I love you guys! And this is the greatest day of my life!" Sierra hyperventilates before she could even finish her sentence, "Anybody got a paper bag I can breathe into?"
As she laid eyes on what is Cody, she gasped happily, running up to Cody.
"Oh my gosh, Cody! I have dreamt of this moment, only you weren't wearing a shirt!" Sierra gave a scary smirk at Cody, who looked with worry.
At the time being, a plane has arrived, causing the contestants to flinch at the harsh noise. It was Chef driving the expected Jumbo Jet.
"Now boarding," Chris had announced, leaving a few of those worried; one of those was Courtney.
"Excuse me, but I'm concerned about the safety of our plane," Courtney had looked up.
Chris was not at all worried, "Relax, relax. It's okay. This plane is absolutely safe. Promise."
It didn't look so safe in various places, but the cargo door had fallen off, startling Owen.
"NOW BOARDING," Chris said once again, as loud and happy as he could be until Owen had enough.
"NO NO! I'M NOT RIDING IN THAT!" CALL THE UNITED NATIONS! CALL A CAB! CALL MY MOM! NO, I'M NOT DOING THIS! I'M OUT! THIS IS UNETHICAL!" Owen had whined until Chris had hit him over the head with a frying pan. This made everybody flinch.
"Mommy," was all Owen could say, due to being dazed.
Chris glared, "Anybody else got a problem with it?"
"No."
"Love it!"
"I call dibs on the window seat!"
The contestants had said something not to upset Chris, though some were obvious lies.
"Now boarding, on a voyage to a million big ones! Let's get this party started!" Chris was happy as the plane had not opened yet for entrance.
"Chef! Door!" Chris yelled.
From the cockpit, Chef rolled his eyes, opening the entrance to the plane. After awaiting the door to open, the contestants have walked onto the jumbo jet.
Chris introduced the contestants, "Welcome to my Jumbo Jet, in courtesy of me! Here in the Jumbo Jet is where you'll be flown to different destinations and yet enjoy your rides, or maybe abhor them. Either way, my plane, my rules!" Chris let out a chuckle s he finished, "And my rules are: No smoking, no alcohol consuming, and absolutely no mature content. Besides, you're all on cameras, and trust me, the cameras DO NOT lie! They catch EVERYTHING on what you do, and anything you say may go against you, so you better watch what you say and do."
Courtney was pleased at the rules, "Good, you've finally done something about this!"
"Oh, Princess, you and your love of following the rules. What's something I don't know?" Duncan looked over to Courtney.
Courtney gave a serious look to Duncan, telling him to stop talking.
"Oh and you wanna know what else is interesting? Singing! That's right, you guys and gals gotta pull off a musical number when a distinguished chime is heard."
Gwen folded her arms, "Singing? Really? I thought you were joking!"
Courtney smiled, "I don't have a problem with it."
"Maybe because you LIKE singing," Leshawna told her.
Duncan was furious at the idea, "You have GOT to be kidding me? Singing? NO! I refuse. Girls sing, little birdies sing. Ha! Duncans' do NOT sing!"
Chris chuckled, "You don't have to sing, but it will cost you to get eliminated, because if you don't-"
Duncan had pulled Chris from his shirt, daggers in his eyes, "And for EVERY chime I hear, your butt is OFF THIS PLANE, GOT IT?" Duncan's teeth were clenched, as Chris gave a shocked look.
"Okay, okay fine! Ruin the season for everybody. Let's get this tour started already." Chris had guided the contestants into the dining area.
"Welcome to the dining area, where you would eat in-flight food." Chris welcomed the contestants.
Ezekiel was too determined, "Not for long, eh! There is no way I'm eating that! This season, I'm in it to win it. Prepare to lose to the Zeke!"
Gwen tried to be as honest as she can, "Okay, so not trying to be mean here, but you do know you were the first one voted out in the first season."
Ezekiel smiled, "Word, and I ain't lettin' that happen again! I'm stronger, faster, smarter-"
"Chattier, blabbier, can't-shut-upper. Now zip it so we can get this baby in flight!" Chris rolled his eyes, as Zeke gulped in fear.
Leshawna asked Chris, "Is there a ladies' room around here?"
"Just through there," Chris pointed behind him as Leshawna walked.
"Good, cuz I've gotta make a deposit."
Bathroom Confessional (Seriously? I mean, SERIOUSLY?)
Leshawna: (Leshawna walks into the bathroom, which is really a confessional. As soon as she is about to go to the bathroom, she grows finicky.) There's a camera in the potty? AGAIN? Ugh! Can't a sista get a little privacy on this program? (She folds her arms, rolling her eyes, as she glares at the side.)
As soon as Chris is finished about talking about the dining area, he shows off the next place of his Jumbo Jet. The Economy Class. As the contestants looked around this area, some looked around like it was outside of a backyard full of wet clothing waiting for it to be dried.
Chris puts his hands, behind his back, "Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations.
A curious Lindsay looks around the room, rubbing her arm, "Okay, but where are our beds?"
"Owen, care to demonstrate?" Chris questions a rather sleepy Owen, who was drooling due to his aerophobia. The other eighteen contestants looked over at the lovable oaf.
Snoring and drooling was Owen, who knew he was strapped in a plane harness for protection.
"PLANE! NOOO!" He whispered loudly as everybody gave an awkward look at him. He opened his eyes a couple of times in his talking, snoring once he got back to sleep.
Heather looked over, "Okay, THAT does NOT look comfortable." Others nodded in agreement as she said this.
"No comfort for losers. Safety harnesses and an emergency exit, but no comfort here, here, or.. Here!" Chris pointed in three different spots of the Economy class accommodation of the plane.
As Sierra heard Chris talk about how uncomfortable it would be in Economy class, she started laughing.
"Ahaha! Oh Em Gee Chris I am just LOL!"
She continued to laugh hysterically as she wiped a happy tear from her eye from laughing so much.
"We should hit the winners' compartment, eh cuz I ain't never gonna sit back here. Ha! Never!" Ezekiel grinned victoriously, but had a disgusted Noah.
He looked over at Ezekiel weirdly, "Is 'never' your policy on mouthwash too, homeschool?"
Cockpit Confessional (First Day's a Bitch, I tell Ya!)
Noah: (He rubs hand sanitizer on his hands, inhaling it for hopes of getting rid of Ezekiel's breath stench.) First day on this damned show and yet again I am disgusted. Not as bad as 'Wawa-NotFun' back in Season 1.
Chef: (The plane is prepping up as he looks over at Noah, who isn't pleased.) At least my food ain't bad enough for ya, Scrawny McSkinnyPants. You oughta be-"
Noah: Can it, Hatchet. (He lightly glares at the Chef, folding his arms as he tries to lean back on the cockpit seat.)
"To the winners' compartment, shall we?" Chris smiled as he guided his contestants to what would be known as luxury. In the accommodation showed a beautifully painted room with a juice bar, comfortable red lipstick couches, an array of first class airplane chairs and also the biggest part of the plane. Everybody was amazed and surprised on how it looked.
Chris smiled, "This is the first class cabin! The domain of each week's winners!"
"I could get so used to this," Gwen smiles as she lay back on one of the plane's chairs comfortably, Trent chucking by her side.
"Heh, me too." The musician smiled.
Gwen looked over at her ex, "Don't you always get this kind of luxury, Drama Brother?" She chuckles jokingly.
"Maybe, but this is good enough for me. Besides, it's great that we get to fly around the world instead of just nationwide."
Bathroom Confessional (Is it Fate? Let's Hope it is!)
Trent: Looking at how happy Gwen is, she respects me, and I'm proud of that, but I have a bad feeling Duncan's trying to keep me away from her. Their bond is just so.. strange and.. ever since we broke up, I've been too available for fans while she's been hanging with that delinquent.
Gwen: I'm still loyal to Trent, very loyal, but if he wants me to reunite with him, then it's gonna need time. I mean, sure he's been out with other girls, but hearing from Leshawna, he still has a thing. (She chuckles, smiling at the camera).
"Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve." Alejandro smiled, as he eyed on Lindsay.
Lindsay looks around the accommodation, looking for ladies, "There are ladies in first class too? Oh, me! Y-You meant me!"
From a distance stands DJ and Tyler, who glanced over at the dumb blonde and the Hispanic newcomer.
"That guy is as smooth as Momma's gravy!"
Tyler frowned, "Lindsay's supposed to like me."
DJ's arms were crossed, chuckling lightly, "Nobody can compete with gravy!"
Feeling competitive, Tyler tries to impress Lindsay, "Hey Lindsay, I can do a handspring!"
As Tyler performed the summersault, his attempt was laudable, but not that laudable enough not to end up on the floor. Alejandro and Lindsay glanced at him, while Izzy ran up to him.
"Ahahahaha! You stupid guy!"
Tyler didn't hear Izzy due to the fact he was groaning. This worried Lindsay.
"Oh my gosh! Poor.." The dumb blonde paused for a moment, "I-I-I'm biting on his name.. Oh! Oh I know! Alejandro!"
As flattered as Lindsay is, she grins a cute grin, gazing lovingly at the Hispanic hottie.
"That's my name," Alejandro corrected Lindsay as she smiled wider.
"And what a nice name. Alejandro. I can say it all day!"
"Please do."
Lindsay giggled as Alejandro's Spanish accent sounded sexy to Lindsay. She gave the same cute look at Alejandro. Behind her was a glaring Heather.
Cockpit Confessional (Sooo Much Nicer!)
Heather: I can see right through that guy. (The queen bee looks around the cockpit area of the plane and smiles at how nice it looks). This extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet.
Chef: Maybe for you, I'm tryin' to prep for a flight here.
Heather: Hello? Venting! Shh Anyway, the new guy is so transparent, so fake, so.. (Heather is interrupted by 'Pilot' Hatchet.)
Chef: Deliciously seductive?
Heather: That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say!
Chef: Pretty good lookin' guy to boot. (He pauses, shrugging) I'm just sayin'!
Heather: (She groans at Chef's thoughts of Alejandro) Forget this!
As some of the contestants walked into another compartment of the plane, they looked around more shocked than a minute ago.
"Whoa, where are we now? A grand piano, wood burning pizza oven, four-person hot tub with LED light show and dancing waters?" Cody was amazed at how this part of the plane looked, so was Harold.
"How do I win this? My fair Leshawna loves a hot tub!"
"Easy, tiger. These are MY quarters, AND THEY'RE OFF LIMITS! Clear?"
Harold looked down in defeat, "Crystal."
"Oh Chris, I heart your limits!" Sierra gushed at Chris's explaining of his quarters of the plane.
Bathroom Confessional (Time for some venting! Finally!)
Heather: Anyway, with Beth gone, Lindsiot, and Ale-Whatever looking like a real threat, my only strategic option is to make friends with the new girl, but pretending to like 'that' is gonna be hard. I do not 'heart' the new girl!
Chris led the contestants onto the dining area, where they all took a seat.
"And that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and galley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later, when I 'accidently' lock you in them!"
Turbulence struck the plane, causing Katie to collapse on no other than Noah's lap.
Looking up, she felt a pair of arms catch her fall. She looked down at Noah, who smiled in victory, knowing he can't catch anything or anybody without dropping it.
"Ah! T-Thanks for breaking my fall. Much appreciated," Katie blushed, taking a seat next to Bridgette and Noah.
Izzy cooed, "Aww, look how cuuute! Noah's got a girl toy, and it's Katie! Feeling more like a man?"
"Izzy, I swear to my Dragon Assassin alliance that I will come over there and 'pwn your butt before you know it.'"
Turbulence shakes again, but it was far much lighter than the last.
The psycho hose beast made a move after turbulence hit the plane, "Ha! You? 'Pwning' Izzy? I believe not, for I am.. Esquire!"
Izzy stands on top of the table Noah is sitting by in a superhero-like position.
"Esquire?" Noah questioned Izzy, who had a mischievous smirk on her face.
"Exactly. Esquire is invincible, and a professional butt kicking loco machine!" She chuckles as she gets a grip of Noah's shoulders.
Turbulence on the plane strikes for the third time, causing her to glomp Ezekiel, who was scared to death.
"Two in a row! Esquire's on a rampage today!"
Bathroom Confessional (Viva La Vida Loca!)
Izzy: Oh my gosh this is such an adventure! Not even an hour on this plane and I'm on such a rampage! This is gonna be like the best season Esquire's ever been in and a guarantee to show Zeke the whole world! (She chuckles again, writing down what she wants to do in the season in her handy dandy notebook.)
After the chaos Izzy had caused for Noah and Ezekiel, it was about time Chris had talked.
"One more thing! I'm sure you remember a little something called.. The Elimination Ceremony? Takes place, right in there, my friends!"
Chris shows the Elimination Ceremony room, that was straight ahead of them. Nobody was surprised about this as they waked towards it.
"And if you don't receive a barf bag full of airline issued peanuts.."
Ezekiel interrupted Chris's speech, "I got a peanut allergy, yo. Er, or like a sensitivity.
Chris glared, "And you'll be forced to take the Drop of Shame."
"Okay, I just don't like," Ezekiel was interrupted by Izzy, who had shut him up by clamping his lips with her fingers.
"Bad Zeke! This is why things don't go as planned for you! Izzy's gonna teach you to be just like her!"
Ezekiel gulps, saving himself from pissing Chris off, who gave a glare at Ezekiel and Izzy.
"It's fine, Chris-a-Rino, Zekey's not gonna interrupt ye again!"
"Good, and he better not say a word until we get to our first destination. Now sit back, relax and enjoy our flight. The destination won't be told until we get there so, have fun!"
The contestants cheered, all running into the first class compartment.
Bathroom Confessional (About Time He's That Fun!)
Noah: Is it me or is Chris trying to act so 'nice' that he wants us to earn respect for him? He still owes me bucks from being his 'assistant' for the past few weeks. Fired because of a cold latte. Dude's gotta lay off the cappuccino and gluten free muffins.
(From the Outside) Owen: Did somebody say MUFFINS? Ooh! Ooh! Me!
Noah: (He sighs from Owen eavesdropping on Noah because of food.)
"Wow, we get to chill wherever we want until the destination? This is sweet! And it's worth the hours!" Cody smiled as he gave a sly look to Gwen
"And to win me some Gothic cleavage" Cody winked at Tyler who enjoyed spending his time with Cody.
"Still tryin' to win Gwen's heart? I'm still trying to get Lindsay back."
Cody nodded, "Just give some time, dude and everything's gonna be okay! Besides, Gwen's loyal to me, and she doesn't reject me too much anymore."
Tyler sighed, "Oh well, at least you're happy. I'm just kinda.. heartbroken that she's with that.. dude."
"Ah, c'mon, Tyler buddy, let's not get all sappy from a girl there. Let's do something.. Oh I dunno, extreme?"
"Extreme? EXTREME? TOTALLY!" Tyler was excited about being extreme, forgetting about what happened a minute ago.
Cody and Tyler started running up and down the first class cabin, frolicking like skipping children on a field of flowers and unicorns flying in the sunny skies filled with rainbows, but a lot more extreme than that.
"Guys. I think it's a bit too shaky to be running around the.." Gwen paused as she saw Cody and Tyler hit their heads on the wall.
Gwen finished her sentence.
"Plane."
"Maybe that was a little too extreme, don't you think?" Cody questioned Tyler, who was splat on the floor. All he responded was a thumbs up.
"Noah! Hey Noah! Look over here!" Izzy had gotten Noah's attention. As he looked over at Izzy, she was hanging upside down from the plane's ceiling.
Noah was startled at first, but had his careless look once he realized.
"Izzy? Is that really neccessary?"
"Oh but of course! Hanging upside down from jumbo jets are fun!" She laughed childishly before she fell.
Noah was once again worried for Izzy's life, reaching his arms to catch her. Luckily, his arms broke her fall.
"Hehe, that was a close one!" Izzy sighed in relief.
Noah's arms were shaking, struggling for him to keep her weight on. Before he would drop her, she jumped out his arms, prancing like a fool.
Hours have passed for the contestants, really around ten hours and fifty minutes since they flew from Toronto. They sat bored on the dining area chairs.
"Every second we're getting closer to adventure." DJ stated, "And further from Momma." He sighs lightly, placing the palm of his hand on his chin.
From the other side of the table was Sierra, who kept on talking nonstop.
"Cody Emmet Jameson Anderson. I also happen to know that your birthday is April 1st. You're my very own April Fool."
Sierra continued the stalker fest about talking about each camper around her; this frustrated most people, but not all.
"Hehe, Noah Michael Timothy Grant!" Sierra giggled, "And you must be the youngest out of nine. Your birthday is April 17th, your mom is a real estate agent, your dad is a medical doctor, and they've been married for over 25 years!"
This frustrated Noah, due to the fact that she loved to badger him.
Bathroom Confessional (What a STALKER.)
Noah: I'm officially scared of that girl. She must be crazier in the head than Izzy. No offense.
Sierra: Oh, classic Noah. He must hate me so much now, but who cares? He's so much fun to annoy and nag about.
Izzy: So Noah's parents are still happily married and he's an uncle? Hmm.. (Izzy smiles, tapping her finger to her chin, thinking for a second as she tries to figure it out.)
As the contestants waited patiently for the plane to land, and when Sierra's talk had finally stopped, a plane ding has been heard. Must've been from the cockpit.
"Enough talkin' fruitcakes! Strap yourselves in, we are now beginning our adventure in Egypt!"
Chef starts mumbling to himself; as little as he knows, the intercom is still on, having the contestants and Chris hear every word he says.
"Stupid gossip talk. Worst topic ever. What a waste-a da voice. That's a bunch of bull sh-"
The intercom then turns off as the plane lands safely onto the deserts of Egypt.
Giza, Egypt 10:55 A.M.
As the nineteen contestants got off the plane, they were starting to sweat from the 104 degree weather. Most started wiping the sweat from their foreheads, as Harold was wearing an aluminum foil made hat.
They waited for about five minutes, and still no appearance of Chris.
Suddenly, Chris appears in Egyptian clothing, as his interns hold him on a bench. The host held his drink while under the shade.
"You guys ready for a little fun? Huh? Wow, it's a scorture out here, huh?"
Taking a sip of his drink, he finished, "I call today's challenge, 'Pyramid, Over Under."
Leshawna started snapping, "An eleven hour flight, Chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number and now we got a challenge?"
The interns knelt down for Chris's bench on the ground, and he finished what to do for the challenge.
Chris guided the contestants to the starting point of the challenge, awaiting for it to start.
"It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven" Harold complained about the weather.
Leshawna glanced, "It might help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato."
Glancing at Leshawna, Harold explained, "Aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brains. It's a real problem in this area."
A pair of cymbals had interrupted Harold's talking, so Chris could talk.
"Man, that's satisfying! Alright, Pyramid, Over Under means YOU choose how you'll get to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid. Got it?"
The contestants nodded, then got in their starting positions, but got interrupted.
Chris finished, "Oh and you're gonna need about a group of four, but that's if you want to do the challenge together and such. Just get there and I'll determine the teams when you arrive."
"Ooh ooh! This is gonna rock! What do ya say, Noah!"
Izzy jumped up and down from Noah's shoulders, which aggravated him.
"It rocks so much, it'll cause an earthquake," Noah responded with a highly sarcastic tone.
"Whoo!" She jumped on Noah's shoulders, causing him to tip over onto the floor.
"Yay I win again!" Izzy cheered, not catching his sarcasm.
Bathroom Confessional (Yay for Reformations!)
Izzy: I really really really really really hope I can reform Team E-Scope, or better yet, Team ESQUIRE! But it's not so much fun without Eva. She was uber cool back on the island. What a rebel! Hahaha! But we have recruits! Maybe if I can have Owen and Katie in the force, we'll be INVINCIBLE! Haha! Yay!
The contestants got to their starting positions for the challenge to start. They all prepared themselves as they were ready to go.
"Ready! Set!"
"And..."
"ANDALE! ANDALE!"
The contestants were running to the pyramid they were gonna either go over and under, but Lindsay stood still, baffled at what Chris said. All Lindsay gave was a shrug and a confused look on her face.
"Ahn-Duh-Lay? What's Ahn-Duh-Lay?"
Chris rolled his eyes, "It means go, as in run to the pyramid?"
"Ohhh! Alright!" Lindsay started running as fast as she could to the pyramid, meeting up with Bridgette and Alejandro.
Izzy and Katie were running as they approached Noah and Owen, who were just comparing movies to other movies and such.
"Avatar is just a movie full of N'avis and blue skinned forest people. Not that interesting in my opinion." Noah criticized.
"But they look like Smurfs! And really tall and skinny ones too! But if they tasted like blueberries, Mmmm.. blueberries. N'avi blueberries"
Owen fantasized about N'avi people as long and skinny blueberries until Izzy and Katie approached them.
"Heya guys. Noey and Big-O, wanna run wit us?" Izzy offered the two, but shook their heads.
"We'd rather go the lazy way, thank you very much," Noah denied the offer until Izzy puts an arm around his shoulder.
Izzy smiled, "But you don't want your fans being all moody because we're not on the same team." Izzy then hugged Noah tight, causing him to lose his breath.
"Katie... Owen... Help?" Noah asked.
Before they got a chance to let him go, Izzy lets go of him, resulting Noah in a blue-ish face.
"Great. Now I feel almost breathless." Noah said sarcastically.
Katie gasped, "You okay? You don't look so good. Oh wait, nevermind, you're good again." She smiled, pinching his cheek.
Izzy chuckled, "Aww, look how cute you guys look! I oughta suggest this to Sierra!" Izzy laughs maniacally.
"C'mon guys, we gotta meet up with the others or we'll lose!" Owen suggested.
Izzy then put her game face on, "TO THE PYRAMIDS! CHAAAARGE!"
As the four ran, Izzy screamed a war cry, while the others finally managed to meet up with the other contestants who were inside the pyramid.
The four caught up, they spotted a group of people.
"Where have you four been?" Heather questioned the quad.
Izzy ignored what Heather said and looked around the pyramid, "Ooh ooh, this is like in that spy movie where you lick your finger and it'll give you the air flow, like this!"
She inserted the finger to her tongue, licking the area, smiling.
"The sand really crunches in your teeth!" She smiled as she crunched on the sand." She chuckled again as she looked at the contestants.
Izzy looked at DJ, "Okay, DJ. Gimme your hand."
Before she would start anything between her and DJ with the suggestion of 'The Air Flow' Leshawna stopped him.
"Don't do it, DJ! You might catch a case of crazy! C'mon, Harold!"
The trio had walked through the middle hallway, that leads them inside a dark pyramid.
Before entering one of the hallways was Team Esquire. They looked around the pyramid, not knowing where to go.
"Ooh ooh! Let's take the scary mummy door!" Izzy suggested the other three.
The three looked up at the different directions.
"I dunno, Iz. The middle path looks like it goes the-"
Izzy interrupted Owen, "NOW!"
She pulled the three into the scary mummy door, shocked and surprised as she pulled them with her.
Bathroom Confessional (I Barely Know Him, Ever.)
Katie: Izzy is fun and all, and she's a good friend, but I think she's trying to match me up. (She shrugs, looking at the camera as she fixes her hair.) Do my extensions look weird?
Outside the pyramid were the remaining contestants: Lindsay, Tyler, Bridgette, Alejandro, Duncan, and Courtney.
Tyler looked up at the top of the pyramid, wondering something he should've done.
"Is it too late to go under instead?"
Lindsay looked up the pyramid, "Alejandro's doing okay. He is like, the super cutest mountain goat in the world!"
Lindsay gushed about Alejandro for a split second as he leaped down to Lindsay and Bridgette.
Tyler got in between Lindsay and Bridgette, looking over at Lindsay.
"Wait! I can be a goat!"
Alejandro offered a hand for Lindsay and Bridgette, "May I be of assistance?"
The girls smiled sweetly at the Hispanic, making Tyler jealous.
"Lindsay! I'm a goat! Baal! Wait up!"
Tyler started climbing over the pyramid, catching up with Alejandro, Lindsay and Bridgette. Who knows how many failed attempts he'd make?
From a distance was Duncan and Courtney, who were strapping themselves in rope.
"Rock climbing was a team-building challenge when I was a CIT. And if Tiffany Prisolbeuski hadn't been a lousy partner, I'd would've won."
Courtney was going on about her CIT training. Oh boy.
"I always said Tiffany was overrated." Duncan started talking.
Courtney stopped him, "Mock all you want, Duncan, but my superior belay skills are going to assure our victory."
Inside the pyramid was Gwen and Trent, taking another route of the pyramid from under. They talked like they haven't talked before.
"So how are things with life?" Trent felt strange at first, but managed to smile.
Gwen glanced, "It could be better. How's it like being a Drama Brother?" She chuckled.
"Better than ever, but you and Duncan are just friends, right?" Trent was concerned about Gwen, and he didn't wanna see her turn away to Duncan.
She nodded, "Yes, Trent, we're just friends. Nothing beyond that point."
"Cool," Trent responded to Gwen, "This pyramid is freaky to look for the finish line in, right?"
"I would've gone this over, but it's too scolding and I didn't want to hear Courtney's constant bickering, so I thought inside would be cooler, and much more exciting."
Trent chuckled, "True, true. She's been like that the whole way there."
Trent and Gwen glanced at each other, smiling. It was a look that was never been seen since the first season. They got distracted for a second.
"Let's get on going, I guess?" Gwen suggested.
Trent rubbed behind his neck, "Uh, yeah. Heh."
They continued to walk, talking about last season and in-between.
Meanwhile, on Team Esquire, the quad was walking straight ahead.
"Oh, Look! We're in the nurse's office!"
"It's a pyramid, not a high school," Noah corrected Izzy.
Izzy smiled again, "COSTUME PARTY! MUMMY ME!"
She tossed the mummy under wraps to Owen, Noah and Katie, who caught a batch full in their hands. The three glanced at each other weirdly.
"You sure about this?" Katie questioned.
"Hehe yes! Mummify the Izzy!" She smirked victoriously as the three threw the under wraps onto Izzy.
From outside the high temperature weather, Alejandro, Lindsay and Bridgette had already reached the top of the pyramid. The Hispanic struggled a bit, still making it up without a problem. Tyler, on the other hand was still climbing.
"Lindsay! Wait up!" He said with almost no breath until his hand landed on a scorpion, causing him to get stung.
"Ow! My hand!" he groaned before falling down the pyramid to right where he started. He bumped various places, screaming Ows' and Oohs' from the intense pain from the pyramid.
Heather, Sierra and Cody were walking with each other until Sierra stepped on a block that nearly killed them. Heather pushed the two, saving them from getting stabbed by the spears from behind them.
The three got up, and Heather gave a fake smile.
"Honest mistake. Happens all the time," the queen bee looked at Sierra, who spotted Cody.
"Oh em gee you're okay! I'm so glad you didn't die! Bad spears, bad!" She pointed down at the spears that nearly killed them, with a funny mad look.
In the other door, Harold, Leshawna and DJ were walking until DJ sees a mummified dog.
"That's a real dog! Poor little guy."
Leshawna spoke up, "DJ, we do not have time to cry over a stuffed dog!"
DJ smiled at the mummified dog, "Hey there, little buddy. Wish I had a biscuit to give ya." He put a hand on the mummy and pet it lightly.
"DJ! No! Don't touch the mummified dog or you'll be cursed. I read about it in National Geographic that it could lead to a jinx, or perhaps give you bad luck." Harold warned DJ, who then turned started.
"B-Bad luck? J-jinx? C-CURSES?" DJ was frightened about Harold's speech about what he read in a magazine.
Leshawna interrupted their conversation, "Forget about the stupid curse and the mummified dog and let's go!"
The boys ran along with the sister, getting through the exit of the pyramid.
Gwen and Trent had caught up with Team Esquire, who was looking for Izzy.
"Guys, where have you been? Do you know the way out?" Trent tried asking one of the people, who shook their heads.
"Nope. That crazy chick has gone off somewhere in this stupid pyramid. Owen's on the lookout while Katie and I are just kinda laying off the whole thing. Besides, this challenge is a waste, and it turns out that Izzy is a mummy now."
Gwen and Trent glanced at each other, confused.
Gwen shrugged, "Whatever, we just need a way out, fast."
"But we gotta find Izzy! Without her, we'll be-"
Owen had farted, due to the fact he ate so much. This caused everybody except himself to gasp for air.
"Airplane food."
The other four glared at Owen for a second.
As Harold, Leshawna and DJ were running to find the exit, something from above had fallen. It turns out to be Ezekiel, who was screaming for his dear life. The three who were running broke the homeschool's fall.
"You fell from the sky?" Leshawna questioned.
Ezekiel was too busy being hurt, rubbing his head, "Not really. Traps can be a sucker, eh. My bling almost got messed up."
Leshawna, Harold and DJ continued running as Ezekiel stood up.
"Wait up yo! I wanna win too!" Ezekiel wanted to run with them, but lost sight due to the pyramid being darker than he thought it would be.
Alejandro, Bridgette and Lindsay stood on top of the pyramid, looking down.
"It's too steep for me to carry you down," Alejandro was worried.
"There must be an easier way," Bridgette eyed on a sign, that looked much like a surfboard. "I'm a surfer! I can surf!"
As Bridgette took the sign off the pyramid, Tyler was about to make it on top with the three.
"Me too," Tyler smiled until he got hit in the head with the wooden part of the sign. He started falling to the bottom again, or at least to the middle, if he was lucky.
Harold, Leshawna and DJ had finally found the light to where the finish line was, as they were running toward Chris, who smiled.
"Good work, guys!" Chris congratulated the three.
"We're first?" DJ questioned, "We're first!" He cheered with enthusiasm.
"Go stand behind the Number One." Chris told them.
Harold started being cultural, "In Egyptian, it's Wāḩd."
This made Chris glare at Harold after an awkward silence; Harold looks down sadly because nobody was interested in the Egyptian language.
As Noah, Owen, Trent, Gwen, and Katie were walking, they heard a familiar voice.
"Guys! Oh my gosh! I found you!"
Owen grew happy, "IZZY! You found us!"
She chuckled, "Man you should've seen what was going on earlier. Man it was brutal. So like these zombie mummies came to life, and Thriller was playing so when the music was like going on, I was kicking butt and karate chopping them in half. Oh it was so much fun! It was such an adventure."
Noah raised an eyebrow, "No wonder you're such a mummified crazy machine," he remarked sardonically.
"Guys, we gotta catch up!" Trent warned the others, who had ran with the other several people with him.
"H-Hey! Hey! Guys! This is like that one movie where the-"
Noah silenced Izzy, "Less talking, more running. No time for talk!"
Izzy frowned, "Hmpf. Fine." She gave a cute pout as she ran, but smiled as she thought of it in her head.
"Guys, it's the opening!" Katie pointed. "We should head for it!"
People had ran for the opening, smiling as they found their way out.
"What a way out. You've been pretty useful since a while ago," Gwen smiled, "How'd you know?"
"I've been to Egypt before, and I know pyramids here," Katie smiled, "And thanks for calling me useful, to much of my lack of it in Season One," Katie chuckled silently.
Alejandro, Bridgette and Lindsay were gliding down the pyramid from the sign, cheering as they were going down. They were happy about it, especially Bridgette. As the three got down, the three smiled that they made it.
"Ladies, After you!" Alejandro was short of breath, until Ezekiel ran to the finish line, along with Lindsay and Bridgette in front of Alejandro.
When the four approached the finish line, Chris stopped Alejandro from going any father.
"Not so fast! This season, THREE TEAMS! Bridgette, Lindsay and Ezekiel round out Team One. Alejandro, you're the first member of Team Two."
Harold smiled, "In Egyptian, it's Āthnyn."
"If there's any consolation, you do get.." Chris showed Tyler who was falling down the pyramid towards them. Tyler was then muffling in the sand in excitement.
Alejandro looked, "Uh, Tyler? Is it?"
"Yup! And you also get!" Chris looked over from the pyramid.
Noah, Owen, Izzy (who was still dressed up as a mummy), and Trent were running from inside the pyramid, catching up, soon out of breath. Behind was Gwen and Katie, who were too out of breath to catch up with the guys.
"Congratulations," Chris smiled at Alejandro.
"That's.. wonderful!" Alejandro lied with a fake smile.
Bathroom Confessional (Eso es estúpido de Chris! Ridículo!)
Alejandro: (Censor beeps were used for the protection of the younger readers) Bleep! Que idiota! Bleep! Incompetentes! Bleeeeeep!
When Gwen and Katie finally caught up, Chris smiled at the two.
"Gwen and Katie, you're the start of Team Three! Congratulations!"
This made Katie worry for a minute, looking over at the team she wanted to be on. All of her friends, the ones she'd love to be teammates with, weren't with her.
"Chris, I think there's a-" Chris interrupted Katie when Sierra, Cody and Heather ran to the finish line. Sierra was holding Cody as she smiled.
"Oh I'm so happy we found you! Heather, aren't you sooo happy?" Sierra smiled, looking over at Heather.
"I'm so happy, I could SCREAM," Heather remarked with sarcasm, catching her breath as she ran along with Sierra and Cody.
"We did it! Group Hug! Come on, Heath, you too!" Sierra offered an arm for Heather to join in the group hug with. She gave a fake grin, walking up to the two, and hugged lightly, trying not to touch them as much.
"Sierra, Heather Cody, get behind Team Three, along with Gwen and Katie."
Sierra grew happy, "Yeeee! I'm on the same team as you guys! This is gonna be soooo great!"
Everybody on her team glanced at her, shrugging as they smiled weakly.
"In Egyptian, it's-"
"Nobody cares, Harold." Chris talked over Harold.
"Where's Duncan and Courtney?" Gwen asked as she saw no sign of them.. yet.
"Uhh, kids!" Chris told Duncan and Courtney who suddenly appeared on top of the pyramid. The distinguished chime was heard, frustrating Duncan.
"Since you lovebirds didn't come on down earlier, it's time for you all to sing!" Chris chuckled until Duncan grew furious, "AND IF YOU DON'T SING, YOU'RE OUT! NOW LET'S HEAR IT!"
Duncan clenched his teeth from how mad he was, "You know what? NO."
He started running down the pyramid with Courtney strapped onto the rope.
"No, No, No, No, No, No, No, NO."
"Three hours of this girl squawking on this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat? AND YOU WANT ME TO SING? AFTER YOU SAID THERE WAS NO SINGING? FORGET IT!"
Chris defended, "Dude, you have a contract!"
"EAT IT, MCLEAN! Oh and I thought you said that the season without singing was 'ruining the season' for you. Well, do you know what I think of it? I think it's just a WASTE, and you can see me in the plane waiting for a flight home 'cuz I. QUIT!"
This made Courtney and Gwen gasp, who didn't want him to quit. Duncan ignored those who gasped, and walked to the First Class compartment of the plane.
"Perhaps Courtney, you are on Team-"
"Thlāthh, or Three." Harold finished Chris's sentence, that made the host sigh in annoyance.
Bathroom Confessional (Haha, What a Quitter!)
Trent: This season so far is giving me so much fate, and I'm loving every second of it. Duncan's the bigger quitter than we expected, and he won Season Two. (He laughs for a bit, smiling). At least it gives me time to build up my friendship with Gwen.
Gwen: I can't believe he quit! Because he wouldn't sing! And we were just getting along as best friends! This season is gonna somewhat suck without him, but Trent's still on my side. (She pauses, realizing this was being filmed). Not that we're.. going out again.. It's just.. I-
"Okay, now that we have our teams, you're gonna have to pick out a team name. Make it descriptive, very snappy, and well-fitted. You have three minutes, while I enjoy this tasty, delicious, strawberry ice cream cone."
As Chris started eating his ice cream, the teams got huddled together, thinking of a team name.
Team One:
"Okay, any suggestions?" Leshawna questioned the rest of Team One.
Harold smiled, "How about Team Veteran?"
"Nah, that's too tacky, and waaay unoriginal," Lindsay thought, "How about Team Lindsay?" The dumb blonde smiled.
"Lindsay, we have to think of a name that fits us best, like Team Victory." Bridgette smiled, perking people up.
DJ agreed, "That's a pretty suitable name."
"But it might be a jinx, who knows what might happen in the future?" Harold questioned.
Leshawna snapped, "Enough with the jinx, it's Team Victory."
Team Two:
"This is pointless. A team name? Such time consuming." Noah thought.
"How about Team Number One, and Team Number Two?" Tyler suggested.
"Nah, that's not too great. How about Team-"
Izzy shouted, "ESQUIRE!"
The others glanced at each other, wondering if they should use it.
Team Three:
"How about Team Amazon? It's a strong feminine society who had believed to be powerful back several of hundreds of years ago." Courtney told her future team.
"But-"
Cody tried to protest, but the others either didn't hear him or care.
"I like that," Katie agreed along with Courtney, and a few other nods came from the other girls.
Courtney smiled in victory, "Then it's a deal."
Bathroom Confessional (Finally!)
Courtney: I like how this team flows with me with everything. It makes me feel more superior. Let's hope this won't piss me off like last season.
Three minutes have passed, and Chris was done with his ice cream.
"Team names?" Chris asked, when the contestants nodded.
"TEAM VICTORY!" Team One cheered as a logo of a trophy was shown in yellow, with an orange border.
"TEAM AMAZON!" The Third Team shouted happily, but caused Cody to get kicked in the groin area. Their logo showed a female sign in light pink with a border of fuchsia.
"And you guys?" Chris looked over to Team Two, who was still thinking of a name.
Izzy then thought, "Ooh ooh ooh! How about Team Esquire!"
The guys groaned about the idea, but it showed a picture of a grinning Izzy in blue, with a green border.
"Alright! And here are your rewards! Team Amazon, you win a camel. Team Esquire, you win a goat."
The goat charged to Tyler, who was tackled, causing him to be hurt.
"And Team Victory, here you go!" Chris showed them a stick, which made Leshawna furious.
"So the guys who come in last get a camel, and WE get a stick?"
Chris smiled, "All will be explained, if I feel like it. NEXT TIME! On, TOTAL! DRAMA! WORLD TOUR!"
Author's Note: Sorry for all of you Duncan fans out there (Which are a pretty huge amount of), but Duncan doesn't wanna do anything but play the game, and he doesn't want to sing. But yes, Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot will not be used since Sierra wasn't originally on the team. If Izzy was originally on Team Two, it maybe would've been named 'Team Esquire' or something she would like.
The chapters will be long, yes indeed. It gives you something to do when you're just sitting on a computer chair bored as heck.
Favors include: Not being so harsh on the comments and reviews, Supportive Feedback, and More to Come! No, seriously, not giving spoilers until the next chapter.
From then on, this is all you're getting.
Teams:
Victory: Bridgette, DJ, Ezekiel, Harold, Lindsay, Leshawna
Esquire: Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, Owen, Trent, Tyler
Amazon: Cody, Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Katie, Sierra
Eliminated: Duncan (quit)