Disclaimer: I do not own Gossip Girl, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. Only thing I own is the OMC and the list of cars used from Forza 3 modded how I like em to be. If I did own Gossip Girl… Dan, Nate, and Chuck would be busy doing the mattress mambo till they couldn't… "Fire" anymore AND that annoying twat Gossip Girl would reveal who she is
I've always been told I can be more moody than a pregnant woman could ever get. And maybe it has something to do with my sign or whatever; it's there.
I was born on New Years Eve in the early 90's and growing up I was a curious kid and when it came to certain items I was curious about, I wound up taking the bloody thing apart with a screwdriver to see what was inside it, or what made it tick.
Now I'm 17, brown eyes, no glasses or contacts, I'm 6'2, large frame medium muscular definition with a combination skin tone. My only distinguishing marks or features would be three tatts: On my left shoulder Neo Conker and Taz standing back to back. Some people count that as two separate tatts but not sure if I do. The Energizer bunny on my right shoulder.
Right: now I remember. The third tatt is on my left wrist and it's important to me. it helps me to remember as does the wallet I'm never giving up. It's just a date on it 1/20/86-6/19/2007 but it's important to me.
Sometimes my hair can look like a wolf's or untamed. I'm unbelievably horny and let's just say it's been a while.
I'm not into rabbit foods or diets unless the food actually has FLAVOR and TASTE!
I love the color of Crimson as it's like this blood red color that's sweet, I'm not that into Grey, I have different music tastes as I like to listen to people who have talent and that's a lot of artists. For my least; that's Country as i don't like it TOO Country. Reba, LeAnne...on the right song they sound more rock than country
I'm not picky when it comes to food: No...wait. Strike that: I can't STAND Calamari, but put a big ass bowl of Peking Duck, or Thick meaty ribs, Lasagna, Ziti or even Chili and I'll eat the entire thing by myself
Another thing that goes with that title of "Eating all by myself" is really good Jamaican grub...I don't do the curry stuff as that would be too hot.
Expletives...if that means swearing then just bloody say it and yes. basically my mouth is a combination of: Lisa Lampanelli, Margaret Cho, Wanda Sykes, Sophia Petrillo, Dorthory Zbornak, Ron White, Denis Leery, Chris Rock and Eddie Griffin combined and when I get in one of my moods. If you screwed up you'll know it as I'll give you that "oh you screwed up now" looks and then just start playing the violins.
I'm a smoker...and a drinker but went with cigars or blunt type cigars that are flavored during the day or after great mind-blowing sex.
As for drinking it's casual.
Rainy days: Sleeping in
My parents I never had a deep relationship with them as I never knew my father as for my mom she let my younger brother just dominate her when it came to the bills. I don't have any...wait. Extended family means relatives huh? Three sets of extended relatives.
As for my attitude... Oh look A yacht sailing on by at high speed
My greatest fear is heights, being alone or abandoned. No reason or need to explain why.
He's extremely skilled at gun battles and surviving fights, Bar fights, kicking ass, whuppin ass, Belching contests, farting contests, using telekinesis to manipulate ATM machines into coughing up free cash.
Right now he was at Dan's house with the Humphrey clan waiting out this force one hurricane and so far the NWS was right to name it after a woman…it was taking too long for it to come and get it over with.
The breeze he and the others didn't mind but it was just knowing that school would be pushed till they were sure the damages were taken care of, Transportation was down till late Monday or Tuesday.
I was bored out of my mind with the waiting as I was so going to look into a better laptop with a better battery life…Dan was topless as he started to let his hairy pecs grow and his beard grow as well
"Yeah, so much better." I replied as he realize I was hitting on him or either a friendly compliment between guys
Somehow I fell asleep maybe it was from being bored, who knows? But when I woke up at 12…something it was over and the bitch was heading on her way to Boston. Dan was looking at me smiling as I looked at him and saw the smile, realizing it was about my bed head.
I then turned on my cell and after it got a signal it started to blow up with messages and shit and then seconds later we heard Anthony Anderson's voice yelling "WILL SOMEBODY PICK UP THIS FOOL'S PHONE THAT WON'T PICK IT UP AND SAY HELLO SO IT WILL NOT DISTURB THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND HIM?" and it took me a second to realize it was my ringtone as I grabbed it and slid it over from the left to right then I put it to my ear
"Yeah Carter." I replied as I was listening
"Oh thank god you're alive." I heard as I yawned loudly over the phone hoping the person would get the point, and they did
"It's Emily your next door neighbor…that was a smart thing putting your gear in drop cloths." She replied as I raised my eyebrows up
"How do you know I did that? What the hell happened?" I asked as I was like wondering and they were looking at me as I heard
"The roof caved in from the weight of the water…your gear is all dry, but the apartment's condemned." I had a look of disbelief over that and then I heard a double pulse as I looked to see it then I sighed
"Emily I'll have to call you back. Someone else is calling me." I replied as I switched lines
"I'm already in a pissed off mood over the bitch Irene…Get to the meat of the conversation." I stated to hear the woman clear her throat and then speak
"Mr. Danvers, I'm Tracy Bradshaw your uncle Dustin's lawyer…." And I thought about it and then it hit me
"The same Tracy that knows my uncle's wife uses your face as target practice?"
"Yes…anyway I'm calling to inform you that your uncle has died and requested you come to the viewing of the video will next week." And then I grabbed a notebook and spun Dan around as I used his back
"Uh huh…Ave of the Americas…alright thanks…yeah I'll be there." I then just turned my cell off then back on
"What happened?" Jenny asked as I looked at her
"Irene totaled my place…my neighbor has my electronics at her place as well as the rest of my clothes…on top of that, my Uncle died and I think he cut out his wife from the video will." I replied