Harry Gets Tired:
Harry Potter was sitting on the couch. His uncle went up to him and said. "Vacuum the carpet."
"I don't want to, Big Fat Stupid Mean Uncle Vernon" Harry Replied.
"WHAAAAAT!" Big Fat Stupid Mean Uncle Vernon Roared.
Big Fat Stupid Mean Uncle Vernon smacked Harry Potter in the face. Harry Grumbled and started to vacuum, while Big Fat Stupid Uncle Vernon sat on the couch. Harry was tired of Big Fat Stupid Mean Uncle Vernon's abuse.
Harry pulled out his wand and shot a spell at the couch. Suddenly Big Fat Stupid Mean Uncle Vernon jumped up and screamed "MY BUTT IS ON FIIIIIIIRE!"
Harry laughed, he liked seeing Big Fat Stupid Mean Uncle Vernon Suffer.
Dudley grabbed the fire extinguisher, but pointed it the wrong direction. "HELP ME, I AM A CREAMFACE!" he shouted.
Harry ran up the stairs and into his room. Pamela then burst into the door. "Hedwig, give some crap" Harry said.
Harry through the crap at Pamela's eyes, then jumped out the window using Hedwig as a glider. "Yes!" Harry said" we escaped.
Harry went to the train station and went to Hogwarts.