Spain's café of Love
Story info:
Pairings: Rochu and UsUk are the main pairing.
There is also Spain/Romano (for now... more to come).
Warnings: cursing (mainly because of Romano lol XD), crack somehow, randomness and sometimes illogical stuff.
-Words in Italic means that it's a thought.
Chapter 1
It was a pretty normal day at the world conference. After 20 minutes of "important" discussions and debates, all nations deserved a break. America was talking while eating his hamburger just like usual. England was tired of arguing with both Alfred and Francis. Italy was making pastaé Germany was face palming and Latvia fainted for the 10th time in 20 minutes. A typical conference really…
But this time, something a little different happened today…
"Excuse me everyone!" Spain said overly happy. "I have an important announcement to say!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the Spaniard, who was standing on the conference room's table trying to gain everyone's intention. Next to him was Romano who seemed shy and tried to avoid looking at the others.
"Romano and I have made an important decision and we would appreciate if everyone could support us…" Spain didn't even finish his sentence when suddenly all the room applauded.
"Finally, you're getting married!"
"Congratulations! It's about time!"
"Will there be free food?"
"And pasta?"
"I'm so totally like gonna catch, like, the bouquet!"
"Bouquet and Marriage originated from Korea Da-ze!"
Everyone in the room was talking among themselves about everything and anything, not paying attention to the Spaniard anymore. Antonio stayed there trying to get everyone's attention back hopelessly, while next to him Romano was red like a tomato.
"Shut up! Like hell I'm going to marry that Bastard! You people are f-ed in your mind if you think so!" The Italian shouted.
There was a huge silence and everyone looked at Spain hoping to have a confirmation of the later statement.
"Yes, its true…We just wanted to tell that we opened a café, and you are all invited to come." Spain paused hearing the large crowd saying a disappointed "awww"
"…although, I have to admit that I am flatter by the encouragements..."The Spaniard said, half-shyly with a blush on his face while giving a little smile to Romano.
"You are messed up in your f-ing mind." Lovino shouted still blushing and turning his head away to avoid the other.
Since nothing was interesting anymore the people just walked away, continuing their break.
"Hey, wait!" Spain screamed."The point was that since we are opening today, we got coupons for everyone and we would really appreciate if you would come." He added, quickly distributing the coupons to every random person that passed.
The US of A was actually passing by here, rushing himself to go to the bathroom before the end of the break, when he received one.
"You will visit us right, America?" Spain asked kindly to him. Alfred took the coupon and looked at it.
"Welcome to Spain's café for lovers; the café made specially to make your precious one and you have the greatest luck in relationship ever!" America read it aloud.
"Yeah, it's a bit cheesy…and this doesn't actually make sense…but the manager said that it was for marketing, so we hope it works… So are you going to visit us?" He inquired with a sheepish smile.
However, America was still fixing the coupon he had in his hand.
"America?"
"Come on Iggy! It's gonna be fun!" America screamed in hope to convince the British man, pulling him as hard as he could. But it didn't work, because the said Brit tried to get out of the grip.
"For the Last time NO!I already have a dinner prepared at home!"
"But your dinner sucks!"The American exclaimed with a frown.
"No it doesn't!" Arthur snorted, irritated by such insults. "And it's better than your hamburgers!" he quickly added.
After this endless day, he was really hungry and he longed to return home to eat peacefully and in calm. Unfortunately, it would be very difficult to be in peace with the company of the American who still didn't want to give up.
Arthur pushed away Alfred and walked away from him. He was surprised to see that the other one didn't follow him, but he wasn't complaining…
"But we won't eat hamburgers!"America suddenly said. Arthur stopped walking and turned slowly with a surprised expression on his face.
"What? What did you say?"
American wasn't planning on eating hamburgers? What in the world was going on?
Anyway, Alfred was really content that he managed to surprise the British. He took the coupon and showed to the other blond proudly.
"Look, its Spain's café! He is going to open it today. Weren't you listening earlier at the conference?"
"I don't remember …" England muttered, taking the coupon to examine it quickly.
Sometimes Arthur wouldn't pay attention to the things that happened at the conference. Mainly because after the first 30 minutes, there were so much stupid and crazy stuff going on that his brain couldn't survive. Just today, he had a headache after the first 10 minutes.
"HAHA you weren't listening!"The American said all happy poking England on his shoulder.
"I'm going home!" England turned walking away. He was so annoyed by the other one that he threw the paper in the air.
"NO!Please look at this, it seems so good right? We should go!" America quickly took the paper.
"Is this another pretext to pay for your dinner, Idiot?" England replied bitterly.
"NO!I really want to go with you! Come on, it will change from your inedible scones."
Alfred thought he was about to persuade the Englishman; but in reality he wasn't. Arthur was even more offended and anger, however, the American was too much oblivious to notice it.
"Come on! Why don't you want to come?"
"Hmm, I don't really like Spanish food." Arthur lied exasperated. Now, he was just tired of this conversation. He just wanted to go home and any excuses would work at this point, if only America would understand.
"Come on, It will be fun! Just us two nobody else will be there, the café just open! Our relationship will be kept a secret. I promise!"
"That's not the raison Idiot!"
The café seemed so nice and calm anyway from the outside. Even though it seemed really charming, Arthur was sure that he wouldn't think the same for the inside.
From far away he could hear screams and yelling coming from the inside.
"What the bloody hell is happening in there?" Arthur asked disbelieved, walking to the café more hesitantly than he was before. Just like usual, Alfred didn't notice anything and just continued to whistling happily the national American anthem.
Why is this idiot so happy for…? Ever since England "agreed" to go with him, the American was even in a greater mood. England could swear that if something bad happened today, he would blame America and curse him.
"Look Iggy it seems so nice!" the American said opening the door, revealing an indeed nice café, but still noisy.
"I really got a bad feeling about it…" Arthur muttered. The worst thing is that he couldn't hear or see Minty anymore. "That is a bad sign, this room is cursed."
"Iggy, stop being paranoid, nothing bad will happen" America said putting his arm around the other's shoulder.
"Hey! A table for two, please!" America said loudly to the waiter, who was none other than Romano.
"Stop screaming! I'm not deaf you bastard!" Romano said irritated. "You can sit there and wait for a while, until we get a place for you two." he instructed.
Alfred and Arthur looked behind the Italian to see that the café was completely empty. There were many available tables, they just weren't completely prepared. Why would they have to wait?
Both of them stared blankly at the Italian. "Why do we have to wait, there's no one else in this café?"
"Just shut up and wait! You two don't have any right to tell me how to do my job!" Romano replied angrily.
"Ok, Ok we'll wait, bloody git!" Arthur said, not wanting to argue. This really didn't help his headache. He just wanted to finish with this day...
In the other side, Romano said some cursing words and went to the kitchen.
"You see it seems lovely!" Alfred said, seemingly not realising the rudeness of their waiter.
"You are stupid! And get your arm off of me!" He said pushing away the other's arm.
"That's okay Iggy nobody is here! If someone comes I'll just take it off. I promise!" America said heroically putting his arm back around the other's shoulder.
Alfred always thought that the way Arthur was embarrassed with such things was funny.
"Arghh, I really have a bad feeling about it…" England said suddenly shivering.
"Hey, what's the worst that could happen?" America exclaimed, still having his happy go lucky smile.
"Don't you feel a weird aura suddenly?"
"A What?" Alfred asked with a blank stare.
"Aiyaaaa! Put me down aru!"
"Yao-Yao stop being shy or I'll have to use force, kolkolkol~."
Arthur and Alfred fidgeted when they heard the familiar voices…They turned slowly to see that, indeed, it was the two persons they thought it was…
"Oh, no!" The two screamed at the same time.
This was an idea that sort of motivates me, because it seemed like something really funny to write. Probably because, I really like both Rochu and UsUk.
Review please~