26 Things Not to do While You Shop.

By: Demyx is Awesom and my friend who we will call Turkey

Summary: What you Should NOT do at the mall

Go into Holister and yell "OH NOOO! I SMELL FUMES! FUMESSS!"

Go to the play area and shriek "OH NO THE BEAR WILL EAT MY FACE OFF HELP YOURSELF!"

When you caused all the little kids to run and scream for their lives hop the fence and run for YOUR life because the possible chance of moms chasing you.

Go and tell everyone that all the food at the chinease resturant in the food court is fried rats and that's the only meat they serve.

Tell someone number four when they just got a free sample of bourbon chicken from said place.

Yell "FIRE! FIRE!"

Don't get pretzel balls and throw them at random people.

Don't throw books at people when they look at you.

Don't hide in bushes or other potted plants and talk to people as the walk past.

Don't follow people (make sure you have a group of friends who know this song) and sing the mysterious ticking noise (potters puppet pals)

Don't go to the Fro-Yo place and yell at the pineapple for SpongeBob to come out.

Don't hide in clothes racks at any clothing store and when people go to pick something out insult them(EX. Call them fat, tell them they're ugly ETC.)

Yell random cuss words in the Disney Store.

Tackle random people.

Scream random words at the top of your voice in Hot Topic and when people ask what your doing say "I'm singing your music, screamo"

Play two girls one cup on all the screens in the Disney Store (I hate that video it's EWW at the lack of other words)

Put a cherry on your head and stand outside the ice cream place and say "I'm a petty sundae YAY!"

Sing the my food is dead song from Adventure Time in the food court.

Run around naked with a flag (anyone that you happen to choose) stuck up your butt.

Don't go to the pet store and put a bunny in a cat cage and yell at the bunny to rape the cat. (if you have seen the video that this happens in you will know how I got this idea)

Go into Spencers and go in the back and yell this at some random person "Is THIS the vibrator that you said to buy for tonight!"

Try to steal a squriel (Pomerainian) for your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Come into the mall dressed as Lady Gaga and yell "free money!" and throw various coins at people's heads as they walk past you. A

Walk into a gun store with a fake gun and point at someone and say "You under arrest!"

Go to the book store and pick up Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows and flip to the epilouge and yell "HERMIONE AND DRACO WERE SUPPOSED TO DATE!" then go on a rampage and knock down all the bookcases and throw a tantrum.

Attack the cops because your shoes hurt your feet and you paid to much or them

Make sure you can run fast if you do twenty-six

Because they will chase you and try to tase you

A.N: This is my first fanfic please be nice if you flaime Turkey and I will have a cookout and roast hot dogs and smores! But I don't mind constuctuve criticism please. I would love if you read and review!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize