Disclaimer: As always, nope I don't own it.
A/N: pure and utter crack. Pre-Itachi Reveal of course, because slightly (Maybe really...) crazy Itachi is the funniest of them all. And I missed that part of him.
Dear Sakura-san,
I do hope it's not too forward of me, but since our battle during
the Gaara retrieval arc I must confess I've been having…issues.
You remind me of Hanami Dango.
Which I find rather enjoyable…
I have heard as well, that you are quite…
effective in battle and rather intelligent.
For this, I find you attractive.
a fact which I find to be a rather...curious experience.
I've decided not to kill you.
For now.
- Uchiha Itachi.
Dear Psycho,
You are a sick freak, I don't know how you got my address, but please
Go to hell.
-Hating you as always,
Haruno Fucking Sakura.
Ps. Don't write back you creep.
P.S.S: It's Haruno-SAN to you.
Just something funny that I was thinking of...I wrote it in like ten minutes. So yea...
Thanks for reading