Summary: Troy and Gabriella, decide that they should give other couple's relationship advice. Too bad, things get out of hand.

"Is the camera on?" Gabriella asked, messing with the camcorder.

"Yes." Troy replied. "Don't you see the little red flashing light?"

Gabriella huffed, "Obviously not. I wouldn't have asked you if I knew smartass."

"I'm not being a smartass."

"Yes you are."

"Can we just start?" Troy questioned.

Gabriella nodded, "Yes. Hi, I'm Gabriella Montez."

"And I'm Troy Bolton. We are seniors at East High and we have been dating for 3 years."

"4 years." Gabriella corrected.

"Excuse me?"

"We've been dating for 4 years, not 3."

"I asked you to be my girlfriend 3 years ago." Troy said.

"We started dating 4 years ago; we decided to be exclusive 3 years ago." Gabriella explained. "Get it right."

Troy sighed, "Ok, we've been dating for 4 years."

Gabriella nodded, "And since we are like the best couple at our school, people come to us for advice. We are like the Dr. Phils of Albuquerque. And since we are so good, we decided to share our advice with the world via YouTube. Here is the first question." She picked up an index card, and read:

Dear Gabriella and Troy,

My girlfriend and I have been going out for three years. I really love her but I think I'm developing feelings for her best friend. Please help.

"Babe, you read the card wrong." Troy pointed out.

"What do you mean?"

"It says Troy and Gabriella. Not Gabriella and Troy."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Gabriella asked, suddenly offended.

"I don't mean anything. I'm just saying you read it wrong."

"G comes before T in the alphabet, so it sounds right."

"No it doesn't. Troy and Gabriella sounds better. In most celerity couples the guys name comes first."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah. Brad and Angie, Will and Jada, Tom and Kate. The list goes on."

"I will not be belittled by you in this relationship because I'm the female."

"I am not belittling you. Can we just get on with the question?"

Gabriella sighed "Fine. Well Mr. Anonymous, you are in for a world of trouble."

"Maybe things will go smoothly." Troy said, optimistically.

"No they won't!" Gabriella argued. "He is in love with his girlfriend's best friend. Nothing good is going to come out of it."

"Maybe his girlfriend will understand."

"I doubt that. Remember when we watched Something Borrowed?"

"Yeah."

"You saw what happened to Darcy and Rachel's relationship. They aren't best friends anymore."

Troy shrugged, "That was just one scenario."

"And let's not forget all the episodes of Jerry Springer that end in fist fights over pigheaded men who think that they can string along two girls." Gabriella turned to face the camera, "I would suggest you do nothing. Keep your mouth shut and this whole thing will blow over."

"Are you saying he should stay in a relationship he probably doesn't want to be in?"

"Well its one person's happiness over three people's. I'm just helping."

Troy scoffed, "And you want to be a therapist?"

"Imagine if I was in love with Chad, or Zeke, or Jason. You would be pissed."

"Ok, you're right."

"Of course I am. Next question."

"Did we even answer the first one?"

"I told him to do nothing." Gabriella said. "What's the next question?"

Dear Troy and Gabriella,

I just found out my girlfriend was married before. I had to find out by finding a wedding album in her closet. I'm mad at her and I don't know what to do.

Gabriella sighed, "Well, take it from someone who watches a lot of soap operas. You will get over it."

"What if he can't just get over it?"

"There are bigger things to be upset about. Let's take General Hospital for example."

"What does a soap opera have to do with anything?"

Gabriella shot Troy a glare, "Shut up and let me get to my point please. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, Jason and Sam. They are the best couple on that show besides Luke and Laura. Sam watched Jason's son get kidnapped. Kidnapped. He threatened to kill her. They were broken up for two years and have moved on to other people but they found their way back to each other and are now married. So what if she was married. If she doesn't have kids, it is not that relevant. She's with you. So don't act whiny and just enjoy the fact that she wants to be with you."

"Gabriella you seriously cannot believe a fictional show will help this man."

Gabriella shrugged, "It might."

Troy shook his head, "Don't listen to my girlfriend. I would suggest that you and your girlfriend talk it out. Not sweep it under the rug."

"That's boring."

"Its practical."

Gabriella ignored Troy, "Take my advice and you won't be alone for the rest of your life."

"No."

"Shut up! My advice is so much better than yours."

"No it is not."

"Yes it is. Girls are a lot more rational than guys, therefore, we give better advice."

Troy turned to the camera, "And that concludes this video. Tune in next week when we talk to other people." He turned the camera off.