A/N: Hello! Welcome to Sirius's Book of What Not to Do with James Potter! Or, in short, SBOWNTDWJP! Lol. Anyway, this is a spin off from Finding Moo-Bah. Enjoy!
A/N: I own nothing Harry Potter related, but I do own Moo-Bah and Sheep-Moo. They're sitting on my bedroom shelf, making out by the way. ^^ Oh, and if I have taken a quote or idea from your fanfictions, I'm UBERLY DOOPERLY SORRY! But your ideas are awesome. (Plus, I have huge notepad files with quotes and ideas from... everywhere. From my dad, from tv shows, from me, from HILARIOUS fanfics, from my cat, from the bench in the city, from that 'armless statue [geddit? *dodges flying banana*]... it's hard to keep track of them all! D:)
A/N: Anyway! This takes off from chapter something or other where the Finding Moo-Bah gang rides unicycles at midnight in clown suits. While this is NOT Finding Moo-Bah, it still has the same characters (who behave the same as though it was Finding Moo-Bah. I.e, James breaks down crying and is still crazy... unfortunately). It's just the ridiculous things that the gang does with James Potter. OK? That OK with y'all? Let's get to it then!
Sirius Black's Book of What Not to Do with James Potter - PROLOGUE: THE BIRTH OF THE BOOK
At precisely one am, the crew minus Dory flopped into the common room, drained of energy.
Sirius pulled out a black notebook and a loaded quill from his large pockets.
"Sirius' Book of What Not to Do With James Potter," he muttered, writing it down then underlining it many times.
"Unicycling in a clown suit for an hour," Sirius muttered again, underlining this many times.
"Why are you doing that, Sirius?" asked Remus weakly.
"I'm doing this so that as a wedding present, I can give this to the unfortunate woman who marrys James," replied Sirius, popping the book and quill back into his pockets.
"Right..."