Disclaimer: Well, it's obvious that I don't own this series, other wise, we would have a lot more Urd action...
The dragon from between
Prologue
Kami Sama is in his heaven, all right with the earth. Wait, that's the line of another anime. Anyway, all was well at the Morisato shrine. After the wedding of Keiichi and Belldandy, not too much unusual stuff had happened trough the following months and eventual years.
Skuld was playing with her godly advanced technology, Urd was plastering herself while watching a porn movie in the T.V., Belldandy was merrily baking some cookies for the next day's picnic; humming lightly and practically dancing in hovering feet, she came back and forward trough the kitchen.
Finally, Keiichi was having a major headache due to a stupid Hydrodynamic spec of an engine's project that he had to give to prof. Ozawa as a final graduate work. And it wasn't helping to hear all the noise from the T.V.
Slamming both his fists in the table, Keiichi screamed mentally. "Damn it! As it goes, I'll never finish this thing. Man, why do I always get the worst assignments? I could have got the air conditioning project but nooo, I had to goof up trough the years with prof. Ozawa, and now here am I with a punishment worth of Mara. If I didn't know him before meeting Bell, I would swear that its all Mara's doing. And all this noise from the living room... better ask Urd to turn down that T.V."
Walking to the living room, Keiichi started to ask Urd to do that but he interrupted himself when he saw what kind of movie she was watching and got a nosebleed. As he hurried to the kitchen all he could hear Urd saying was: "Why don't you sit here a while and learn other ways to do it with Bell?"
Chugging another sake bottle down, Urd just said to the wind. "Oh man, he really needs to learn more about it. Just imagine, their honeymoon and all that was done was playing cards. And currently now all they do is the same old papa-mama. Feh, damned shyness, no wonder I'm not an aunt yet."
"Hi there Bell. What are you doing?"
"Hi there to you too Keiichi. I'm just finishing some cookies for tomorrow and, oh my! Why this crestfallen face?"
"Well, I'm having difficulties with my final project, it's giving me headaches and stuff already. By the way, where is the aspirin? I can't find it anywhere. At the bottom of the cupboard? Ok, thanks Bell. Oh, I almost forgot to ask, how is your welding alloys research going?"
"Why thank you for asking honey. Well, two more aluminum varieties and I'll be done for the work. Prof. Kakuta is really a nice person to hand such pleasantly and helpful project like this one. And Keiichi... well, uh... don't tire yourself too much at this project. I would wish tonight to... you know, me, you... married couple...oh my!" Finished an exasperated Belldandy putting her hands to her cheeks and blushing a lot.
"Err... I need to take a little walk bell. See ya!" Said a similar blushing Morisato as he made his way out of the temple as a mental picture of him and Bell took the place of the actors at the piece of movie that he saw at the living room.
Later, nearby the temple, Keiichi was wondering trough the neirboorhood while musing over his problems. "Man, why is this such a big deal with Belldandy? Aren't we married? Isn't it normal to married couples to this stuff? Oh boy... and changing completely of subject, what am I gonna do with that project? I don't have a clue on how to do it and if I don't get it done until Monday I'll lose this year, meaning no graduating and then bye bye to that job on Yamaha. Without it how am I supposed to make a life for me and Bell? I can't always relay on dad's money."
Kicking a nearby stone, he seated on the edge of the sidewalk and got from his pocket a folded paper and just stared at it after all, he already knew too well what was written in it and every time read it he would get more depressed. "And mostly important, how in the world am I gonna tell Belldandy that I'm sterile and that's why she didn't get pregnant until now? Although we both are hopeless shy, she always says that one of hers most wanted desire is to have a child, and now I can't even give that to her... what am I gonna do?"
"In that, I can help you Morisato Keiichi."
Startled by the sudden appearance of a voice, Keiichi turned towards the general direction of said voice and saw a human sized double headed dragon clad in business suit.
"AH DEMON!!!" and then he run to the hills.
After almost blowing his lungs, Keiichi went to an alley, which was, unfortunately a dead end.
"Of all...puff... the places...puff... that I could...puff... had gone...puff... how in hell...puff... have I ended...puff... in a dead end?"
"Simply because you subconsciously wanted to hear what I have on propose for you." Said the demon while coming to view as it exited some shadows in front of Keiichi.
"STAY AWAY!!! Stay away hellspawn!!!" Shouted Keiichi as he cowered in the wall.
"Oh, please. I'm not here to do you any harm. If you had listened to me you'd know that I'm here to give you a fairly good arrangement. After all, I can help you to have a baby, isn't it what you want?"
Blinking a couple of times, Keiichi stood up and stared at the demon. "Hn... er... what are you talking about?"
"Simply. You want to start a family with your woman but you can't because your little soldiers" for more emphasis the demon pointed to Keiichi's crotch. "here aren't up to the job. Well, I can't see someone suffer for such an unfortunate fate so I could make then ok for the assignment... am I not a Good Samaritan?"
"Hey, this is too good to be true. And besides, you're a demon, nothing would be that easy. I know very well that there must be a catch somewhere."
"Well, well, well... what do we have here? You must have had contact with others demons before to know this... why would you know this very well?"
"Err... I don't actually know it, just lucky guess. Seriously!!!" Keiichi was sweating like never.
"Ok, I believe you (couch, couch). Anyway, The catch is this; take a very good look at me, do you suppose that it's easy for someone as ugly as me to get some action with even a demoness? And it comes a time at every demon's life when they must perpetuate their lineage. What I'm offering you is the chance to enter on a society with me on an offspring."
"You want to do it with my wife in order to have a baby?" Asked an incredulous Keiichi.
"No. What I mean is that I can fuse my very essence with yours and so the child would be 50% your wife's, 25% yours and 25% mine. You will do all the action. And as I've already said, knowing that my lineage will go on is enough for me."
"I don't know... this wouldn't be right..."
"Come on Morisato. My objectives are all clear to you (couch, couch), I won't appear nearby your family forever from now on. And besides, you and me know that this is the only, and I repeat, the ONLY way for you to make your wife's dream come true and then make her happy. I guess it's worth the try."
"Oh well, he is right. This is the unique way to make Belldandy happy. I guess it's the time to take a decision that I might regret later but it's all because I love her so much." Thought Keiichi as he made his most difficult decision in life. "Ok, I do accept your pact."
Grinning like a hungry wolf, the demon couldn't suppress his contentment with the outcome of the things. "So be it Morisato Keiichi. Buwahahaha!!!"
With that, Keiichi's body begun to float and darkness took over all around him. An unimaginable pain coursed trough his body as he screamed in agony. After some time he fell to the ground and barfed an extremely stinking black goo that burned all the way from his stomach to his mouth. Looking up, he saw the demon's feet and rising his head some more he stared at the demon's face.
"Yeah, nobody said it wouldn't be painful. But fear not, you should be ok in some minutes. Now I have to go. And, by the way, try to not forget my name. It's Genryu." With that, the demon dragon just vanished in the shadows nearby.
Quite some time later, Keiichi was feeling better and decided to head back to home. What he had done was wrong, and he knew it. So, he decided that he wouldn't tell anyone about it.
Entering the temple, he made a beeline for the bathroom and took a nice soak to get himself cleaned of all the dirt of the alley as well as his barf. A very intense teeth brushing was also in order for that one. After putting some sleeping clothes, Keiichi went to the kitchen to meet his wife. Getting there, he couldn't help himself but to get aroused.
"What the hell? Why am I so hot? I mean, it's Belldandy all right, but the way I'm now is some pervert's thing! Oh well, who cares?"
Belldandy was finishing her affairs in the sink when she noted her husband's presence and without turning around just asked. "Keiichi darling, is that you?" As answer, all she got was a firm but gentle embrace from behind.
"Yeah, that's me Bell Chan." Huskily said Keiichi as he kissed her nape and got a feeling up on her front commission.
"Frozen in place and dying of embarrassment, Belldandy asked in haste. "Wha... What are you doing Keiichi?!"
"Well Bell Chan, wasn't you the one saying that you wanted to do this tonight? I've decided to do it now." Returned a fully turned on Keiichi as he spun her in his arms so to face her and then proceeded to do his way.
"Yawn... it sure is nice to work overtime but it also is sure to be tiring. Hn? What are these noises?" Coming from a nice afternoon of hard work, Skuld just wanted to sleep but hearing some funny noises coming from the kitchen she decided to investigate. However, she was stopped by Urd.
"Now, now squirt... what are you thinking in doing? Don't ever cogitate to go there."
"Hey, don't call me that you old hag! Anyway, why wouldn't I go there?"
"Trust me little sister, you really don't want to know. Why don't you simply go crash in your bedroom?"
"Yawn... yeah, guess you're right after all. Good night Urd."
"Yeah, good night." Replied Urd as she watched Skuld going to her bedroom. "Well, those two are doing so much noise that I'd better put a noise barrier spell in the squirt's room. It won't help awaking her with all this."
After reciting said spell, Urd herself was getting restless due to the noise. "Oh boy, now who's horny is me...Hn... perhaps Thor is free to go out tonight..." With that, the self-proclaimed goddess of love went to get a ticket to heaven via television screen.
Standing in a conveniently near tree branch, the form of a two headed dragon could be seen watching the scene in the kitchen. After a while, before disappearing, Genryu said: "Well Morisato Keiichi, my part here is done, but in due time I'll be back to settle the score..."
