I only own the plot. There would be a lot more kisses if it was Higgins' Bakery instead.
"Sam, your sandwich is rea – Ahh!" Carly Shay dropped the ham sandwich she was holding, taking aback by seeing her best friends making out on her couch.
"Guys!" she whined, her hands on her hips.
They broke apart.
"Ten second rule!" Sam Puckett called, leaving her boyfriend behind and lunging for the sandwich on the floor.
"And you kiss that mouth?" Carly shook her head and laughed as her neighbor and friend stared at his girlfriend.
"Well, not just kiss," he added playfully.
"Don't tell me!" The brunette shrieked. She covered her ears with her hands and started humming loudly.
Freddie and Sam laughed at her, grabbing their coats and bags.
"Bye Carly," they called together, leaving her apartment. She was too busy humming even louder to respond.
Her older brother Spencer exited his room at that moment. His face for cover in paint and his shirt was on backwards.
"Why are you humming?" he shouted.
"Freddie was gross!" she told him, dropping her hands to her sides.
"Oh, did you see him and Sam? Yeah earlier I walked in and — "
"Don't say it!" Carly resumed covering her ears and ran up the stairs to her room. "La, la, la!"
Spencer chuckled and headed for the kitchen for some scissors.
"Teenagers," he mumbled, cutting a paintbrush from his hair.
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"Hey Carls!"
Carly heard Sam rushing up the steps to the iCarly studio and sighed, putting her Chemistry book down.
"I guess I don't need to study," she muttered as her best friend flew through the door.
"Guess what Freddie and I did last night," Sam said, flopping onto a bean bag chair.
"Did you go to that new bowling alley, with the drinks that glow in the dark?"
"No, but that's a good idea." She pulled out her phone to text her boyfriend.
"Sam!"
"What?" the blonde asked, not looking up from her phone.
"What did you and Freddie do?"
"Oh yeah…" Sam's eyes twinkled mischievously.
"So we went back to his place after the movie, and his mom wasn't home because she took a late shift at the hospital and—"
Carly cut her off. "Remember that need to know thing we talked about?"
Sam nodded.
"Is this something I need to know?"
"Of course! So anyway, it was just us in the apartment, so we decided to watch a scary movie. I pretended to be scared so we could cuddle, but I think Fredweird was actually pretty scared. So the movie ended and we were bored so…" she trailed off.
"What?" Carly asked.
Sam leaned forward to whisper something in her ear. Carly's eyes widened and she covered her mouth in shock.
She jumped up from the bean bag chair.
"I didn't need to know that!" she shrieked. She covered her ears and ran from the room, singing loudly the whole way.
"That kid is too easy," Sam laughed.
Fin.
Oh Carly and her innocent ears. From iLove You.
Carly: What's a protective cup?
Freddie: Well you put it on…
Sam: She doesn't need to know that yet.
Carly: A cup of what?
I love her.