Okay for STNR I'm having a tiny bit of writers block so here goes a filler story for you maniacs. Oh and thank you xfan2003 for suggesting me to do comedy. Oh and L101E did this marvel style so I'll try not to use any of his ideas. Whose Line is it Evoways? I know stupid pun heh. Episode 1. Guest members: Pyro, Piotr, and Pietro. Standard: Wolverine. Host Ky Williamson.
"Welcome to 'Whose Line is it Evoways?' Where the points don't matter like what age Logan is. I'm your host Ky Williamson!" she yells starting the show. Logan is glaring at her about the comment. "He's a maniac, Maniac! Pyrooooo!" Pyro starts laughing madly and sends a lion around the audience. "And he ran! He ran so far away! He just Ran! His name's Pieeetrooo!" Pietro runs around the room and then slicks his hair back for the camera. "He's Mr. Colossus!" (Mr. Roboto...) Piotr armored up then unarmored. "If I say anything about him he'll kill me he's Wolvie! Uh I mean Wolverine!"
"You're pushin' it bub." growled Wolverine.
"Alright the first game is Superheroes... uh heh who suggested this? Anyways this is for all four of you. Pyro will start as Mr.?" asked Ky.
"Crazy Austrailian dude!" suggested all the people in the audience.
"It's not supposed to be real..."
"Uh Fire Man in lederhosen!" yelled a cameraman.
"Crazy Austrailian Dude it is!" yelled Ky. "Now the emergency is Someone broke Scott's glasses and burned the company that made them. Ouch. Scott the writers must hate you. What am I saying? I'm the writer!" Ky signals for Pyro to start and hides under her desk.
"Well I hate Scott but I guess we'd better get him some new glasses." said Pyro when Logan jumped onto the landing in the area where Pyro was. "Hi, Mr. Obsessive Drunken Canadian Dude!"
"What's the emergency? I sho am drunk." Logan mumbled staggering around. "Hey Mr. Terminator. Is the ceiling supposed to spin?"
"No. But if we kill the puny Scott we would not have to fix this problem in the first place. Isn't that right Speed Demon?" asked Colossus in a Arnold voice.
"Yea-because-Scott's-so-slow-he-should-die-and-rot-so-let's-do-it-now-before-Baldie-scans-our-minds!" slurred Pietro before they were buzzed out.
"Alright a thousand points to Pyro and Pietro, two thousand to Piotr for suggesting that you kill Scott and two thousand to Logan for being Logan." she told the four dodging an optic blast. "Next is worlds worst, reasons to color your hair."
"Hey if I dye my hair red and grow it out until Halloween I can scare the new recruits! Heh Jean is scary two is unimaginable!" shouted Logan with a mad scientist look on his face. Of course he was buzzed so Pietro and Piotr stepped down.
"What do you mean my hair is an unhealthy color for my age? Your hair is metal half the time!" yelled Pietro. BUZZZZZ
"They'll never find me with brown hair never so Wanda and I can live—-" Pyro was interrupted by a buzz.
"Alright time for the break! There will be more whose line when we get back!" yelled Ky running off to talk to the four guys during the break.
(Commercial 1 Jean is in a blue suit with a bookcase and desk behind her)
"Hi, I'm Jean Grey. If you've been injured by a rampaging mutant and other law claims won't take your case call 1-800-LAW-FIRM so we can help you get back on your feet or wheels or tentacles... or whatever you have. 1-800-LAW-FIRM. I COMMAND YOU TO CALL IT!
(Commercial 1 fades out with Jean still commanding you to call it.)
(Commercial 2 has Ky sitting in a hammock)
"Hi, I'm Ky Williamson. Mutant and host of the show 'Whose Line is it Evoways? I like Harry's Hammocks because they have anti-power ropes. Yes Rogue and Scott they'll work for you. Why Even Logan will shrivel up and die on these. Oops. I shouldn't of said that. Um Sabretooth, Magneto and you guys make your own power inhibitors to kill him. He's mine and I won't let you kill him!"
(Commercial 2 ends as Ky is drug off by the nice men in white coats as chapter 1 ends and author dialog begins)
Hi everyone! Review even if you think it sucked like heck. Yes heck. Not hell. If it sucked like that go away.
-The evil teenage girl known as bobtheheadlesschicken
"Welcome to 'Whose Line is it Evoways?' Where the points don't matter like what age Logan is. I'm your host Ky Williamson!" she yells starting the show. Logan is glaring at her about the comment. "He's a maniac, Maniac! Pyrooooo!" Pyro starts laughing madly and sends a lion around the audience. "And he ran! He ran so far away! He just Ran! His name's Pieeetrooo!" Pietro runs around the room and then slicks his hair back for the camera. "He's Mr. Colossus!" (Mr. Roboto...) Piotr armored up then unarmored. "If I say anything about him he'll kill me he's Wolvie! Uh I mean Wolverine!"
"You're pushin' it bub." growled Wolverine.
"Alright the first game is Superheroes... uh heh who suggested this? Anyways this is for all four of you. Pyro will start as Mr.?" asked Ky.
"Crazy Austrailian dude!" suggested all the people in the audience.
"It's not supposed to be real..."
"Uh Fire Man in lederhosen!" yelled a cameraman.
"Crazy Austrailian Dude it is!" yelled Ky. "Now the emergency is Someone broke Scott's glasses and burned the company that made them. Ouch. Scott the writers must hate you. What am I saying? I'm the writer!" Ky signals for Pyro to start and hides under her desk.
"Well I hate Scott but I guess we'd better get him some new glasses." said Pyro when Logan jumped onto the landing in the area where Pyro was. "Hi, Mr. Obsessive Drunken Canadian Dude!"
"What's the emergency? I sho am drunk." Logan mumbled staggering around. "Hey Mr. Terminator. Is the ceiling supposed to spin?"
"No. But if we kill the puny Scott we would not have to fix this problem in the first place. Isn't that right Speed Demon?" asked Colossus in a Arnold voice.
"Yea-because-Scott's-so-slow-he-should-die-and-rot-so-let's-do-it-now-before-Baldie-scans-our-minds!" slurred Pietro before they were buzzed out.
"Alright a thousand points to Pyro and Pietro, two thousand to Piotr for suggesting that you kill Scott and two thousand to Logan for being Logan." she told the four dodging an optic blast. "Next is worlds worst, reasons to color your hair."
"Hey if I dye my hair red and grow it out until Halloween I can scare the new recruits! Heh Jean is scary two is unimaginable!" shouted Logan with a mad scientist look on his face. Of course he was buzzed so Pietro and Piotr stepped down.
"What do you mean my hair is an unhealthy color for my age? Your hair is metal half the time!" yelled Pietro. BUZZZZZ
"They'll never find me with brown hair never so Wanda and I can live—-" Pyro was interrupted by a buzz.
"Alright time for the break! There will be more whose line when we get back!" yelled Ky running off to talk to the four guys during the break.
(Commercial 1 Jean is in a blue suit with a bookcase and desk behind her)
"Hi, I'm Jean Grey. If you've been injured by a rampaging mutant and other law claims won't take your case call 1-800-LAW-FIRM so we can help you get back on your feet or wheels or tentacles... or whatever you have. 1-800-LAW-FIRM. I COMMAND YOU TO CALL IT!
(Commercial 1 fades out with Jean still commanding you to call it.)
(Commercial 2 has Ky sitting in a hammock)
"Hi, I'm Ky Williamson. Mutant and host of the show 'Whose Line is it Evoways? I like Harry's Hammocks because they have anti-power ropes. Yes Rogue and Scott they'll work for you. Why Even Logan will shrivel up and die on these. Oops. I shouldn't of said that. Um Sabretooth, Magneto and you guys make your own power inhibitors to kill him. He's mine and I won't let you kill him!"
(Commercial 2 ends as Ky is drug off by the nice men in white coats as chapter 1 ends and author dialog begins)
Hi everyone! Review even if you think it sucked like heck. Yes heck. Not hell. If it sucked like that go away.
-The evil teenage girl known as bobtheheadlesschicken