I walked to my new room with the homunculus known as Greed beside me, they believe that I came to them as an ally while I'm anything but that. "Here we are, Doll." Greed smirked at me, then again; that seems to be his normal expression. He flung a flimsy wooden door open, showing a room filled with a bed and a dresser. The bed had no sheets and the room smelled of mildew, the best part was that I got the whole thing to myself. Lovely. "Oh, thanks, Greed," I gave my best smile as I forced myself to act the part. He seemed to buy it. "seems kind of bland, huh?" I tilted my head slightly, a trait I picked up from the others. "You'll get used to it, plus," His smirk seemed to grow larger. "you could always join me in my room." He winked at me as he walked out the door. "Scream if you need something, someone might answer you eventually." He laughed, leaving me slightly cautioned. I shrugged it off as I turned and fell on the bed face first.

"At least the bed's not moldy… Visually." I said to myself. "You really shouldn't be thinking aloud. Someone might hear you planning your death and trust me; we don't need someone else dying on us." I flinched and fell off the bed, staring up at the violet eyed palm tree leaning in my doorway. "CHEEZUS CRUST, ENVY! WHAT THE HELL!" He raised his eyebrows, crossing his arms. "What? You left the door open." He smirked slightly. Asshole. "Help me up at least!" I flayed my arms uselessly as I was stuck between the dresser and the bed. He only stood over me. "You were the one who fell down." I glared, "You were the asshole that scared me! Now help me!" He rolled his eyes, grabbing m arm and roughly yanking me to my feet. "Stop your bitching will you?" He raised one eyebrow, crossing his arms again. "You just called my complaining fabulous, thank you so much, Envy. Really, you flatter me." You could just feel the sarcasm. "Yeah, yeah. Come on, Lust cooked you something that seems… Screw sugar coating; eat it and you might die but go ahead." I raised an eyebrow but followed him out of my room and down the halls anyways. "Aww, you almost sound concerned! Well, almost. Until you ahead 'go ahead'." He glanced at me, mildly amused by my comment but also kind of pissed off by it.

We finally made it to the dining room; it had a gigantic oak wood table that obviously was pretty much never used and a crystal chandelier hanging above it. 12 or so chairs surrounded it and when I noticed Lust setting a plate on the table and gesturing for me to sit I smiled small. "Uhm, thanks Lust. Looks good!" I lied but she's the only one I respect in this place really. In reality, it looked like a black potato had a love child with moldy bread but at this point, I didn't give a shit anymore. I took a small bite, almost gagging but pretending that it was great. "Wow! This is amazing! Thanks!" 'I'm sorry Buddy the Taste Bud! I loved you while you were alive!'. "Thank you, Callie. At least someone appreciates my more Motherly efforts." She shot a pointed glare to Envy who just shrugged. She then smiled at me and left the room, the second the door closed I spat out the food in my mouth and took a large gulp of water. "Gahh! Oh my god!" Envy leaned against the wall, he probably had nothing better to do at the moment. "Wow, that bad?" I merely nodded. "No, Envy. It's delicious; the most amazing thing on the planet. I just thought it would be fun to spit it out and gurgle water like… Something that gurgles liquid." He chuckled slightly but looked at me unimpressed. He's the only person that can get away with that isn't he? "Now no need to get sassy. That's my thing." He smirked, I merely rolled my eyes and smacked my head against the table; causing the fork and fly up and smack me in the head. "Ouch. I hurt now," I jokingly looked over to Envy and made 'grabby hands'. "Kiss it and make it better?" He seemed taken aback for a moment before scoffing and starting to leave to room. "No way in hell." I heard the door close before I sighed and sprawled out across 3 chairs, deciding that this is my new bedroom. Until someone kicks me out, that is. I eventually fell asleep, 'Fuck it, I'll deal with life later."