Yu-Gi-Oh! Rap

By: duelmonster2 aka. duelmonster1

Summary: A Parody of Nintendo's DK Rap. Made by me and a little help from Sailor Starlight Girl. PG-13 for calling Tristan a Gay-Ass. R&R.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo, The Donkey Kong (DK) Rap, and Yu-Gi-Oh! Or anything else that may occur in this little Ficcie I did out of sheer boredom. Remember to read my other FF's.

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H-H-H...Here we go! So they're finally here, duelling for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together if you want to clap As we take you through this Yu-Gi-Oh! Rap! HUH!

Yu-Gi, Yu-Gi-Oh!

He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail! Him and his Hikari can swap in spurts He can send you to the Shadow Realm! He's bigger! Faster! And stronger too! He's the first member of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Crew! Yu-Gi, Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi, Yu-Gi-Oh! Is here!

This duellists got style, so listen up dudes! She talks about friendship to suit her mood! She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be She sticks up for her friends and dances with ease! If you duel her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's ONE WEAK DUELLIST!

Yu-Gi, Yu-Gi-Oh!

He has no style, he has no grace This Character...has a Gay-ass face He can duel gay, when he needs to And hit on Serenity just for you! He's full of hot air, just like a balloon This Gay-ass Character just digs this tune! HEY!

Yu-Gi, Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi, Yu-Gi-Oh! is here!

He's back again, and about time, too And this time, he's in the mood! He can duel real cool With his powerful deck... With his brother by his side, he's one tough duellist! He can make you smile when you watch him duel... But, Yami beware 'cause he's after you!

Yu-Gi, Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi, Yu-Gi-Oh! Is here

Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you! It's the LAST member of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Crew! This duellist talks tough, it isn't funny! Can make a Rare Hunter cry out for Mummy! He can pick a fight with relative ease Make duelling Marik seem such a breeze He may duel slow; his rank isn't high But this duellist's one hell of a guy!

Come on Grandpa! Take it to the stage!

Yugi, Yami, Tristan smells! Tea, Seto, Joey, and Pegasus yells! REPEAT Oh, yeah!

REPEAT (and fading)