Hello there! The name's Mois, Angol Mois, princess of Pekopon. Here I live with the truest of friends, guided by the most wonderful Uncle, taught by the best, and dancing with Kururu, my prince. You're probably thinking this is the most cliché princess chick flick you've ever seen, huh? Well, this princess never grew up in royalty, nor did she become royalty after falling in love with a prince. You could say, a self-made happily ever after? In fact, my life started in a bustling street several hours away from where I live now.

You could say, a Cinderella story?

Trains chugged above the busy streets of traffic. Smog cleared the ozone layer, and several complaints from low-class neighbors echoed throughout the street. In an old apartment building, just at the ground floor, a young waitress kept herself busy. Her frilly white apron was slightly stained with a mixture of coffee and ketchup, and somehow mustard stained against her socks. She balanced trays of teacups, mugs and plates on both arms, hands and even her head with ease. She was just closing up shop, bringing home a few leftovers for her struggling family. Her golden hair was short, just resting on her shoulders; her chocolate brown eyes matched the tanned contrast of her skin. She thanked the last few customers for their visit and kept the remaining outdoor chairs and tables. Taking her leave, she brought a paper bag filled with pastries for her Uncle and his partner.

Meanwhile, on the fourth floor of the apartment, a young girl had her eyes fixed on the small color TV. On it were the famous news reporters, Lavie and Kogoro.

"It's that time of the year, big brother, the time where one lucky lady is going to be Pekopon's first ever lady-in-waiting!" Lavie announced. Her brother said nothing and just laughed as he always did. Much to her embarrassment, Lavie began to bow repeatedly. "I'm sorry! My brother wanted me to join but because I'm here, he can't get over it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

The little girl beamed with excitement at the announcement.

"I'm home! And I hope you're doing your homework, Kana," greeted the waitress.

"I am, Angel!" Kana lied as she averted her attention to her empty notebook.

Mois finally entered the apartment unit, tired but still smiling after a long day at work. "I brought home scones! I made them myself."

Out in the corridor, an older woman entered from her room as she let her stick guide her through. It was her mother, Aki. "Ah, welcome home, Mois!"

Mois face lit up at the sight of her mother and kissed her cheek. "How are you feeling? What did the doctor say?"

Aki shook her head. "Ah… she just told me to rest a little more."

Mois' face fell. "'Rest'? She should've helped you gotten better by now! You could say, worthless placebos?"

"You guys! It's time, it's time!" Kana squealed.

"We're bringing you live in front of the Royal Palace, with your grace, Angol Fia and her daughter, Asami, as they are about to reveal to us who our next lady-in-waiting will be," Lavie said.

"I'm excited! Disappointed, yet excited!" Kogoro added.

"I'm sorry, dear brother!"

On the wooden podium stepped a pink-haired woman. Kana's smile grew wider at the sight. "Look, Angel, it's Miss Pururu! Isn't she beautiful?"

"Eh… she looks older than I thought," Mois commented.

"Welcome one and all to our lottery event! Tonight, one lucky winner will get once in a lifetime opportunity to live like royalty in our academy. And without further ado, I introduce to you all: Duchess Angol Fia," Pururu greeted.

"Angel look, it's Duchess Angol Fia!" Kana went on.

Aki giggled. "I remembered naming you after her when I first saw you," she said to Mois. The girl giggled, still pondering why she was given such a familiar name.

"Guests, students, welcome! On this annual event, my beloved daughter, Asami, will soon be the Princess of Pekopon. It's only a matter of time for her to choose her lady-in waiting. Asami, if you please!"

The young lady stepped into the spinning lottery case, filled with the names of every female candidate. Oddly enough, Asami looked quite similar to Mois. Too similar. 'Could it be… we're sisters?' she thought. Asami stared into the case blankly, as if she had been doing this for too long. The camera panned to the audience, which includes the students from the Royal Academy for both boys and girls.

"The boys look so cute, Angel! Are you going to marry one of them and become his princess?" Kana teased.

Mois blushed madly. "N-No way! And I am not a princess."

Asami began ruffling through the folded papers, shaking her head and dropping them if ever she made the wrong decision. All the girls who joined waited anxiously. And judging by their sparkly colored dresses, you could tell they're rich.

"Oh, I hope, I hope, I hope!" Kana pleaded as she crossed all her fingers.

"Don't worry, Kana, when you're older, you can join," Mois giggled.

Finally, Asami picked up a folded name. Unwrapping the paper, she rolled her eyes. "Angel Mois."

Mois turned to the TV in shock. "W-what?!"

"You heard it, folks, Angol Mois – if you're listening – you have been chosen as to become the next lady-in-waiting!" Lavie announced. "To all the other girls, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Kana jumped and danced around the room. "Yes! I knew it, I knew it! Angel's gonna be a lady royal! My prayers have been answered."

"W-what?! When did you sign me up for this?" Mois stammered.

"Oh… you know… everyday. For three years!" the young girl answered.

Mois looked down at her in horror, then turned to Aki. "Mom! You knew this?"

Aki said nothing and shrugged, smiling.

Within minutes, they all heard a knock on their door. Opening it, they saw a tall man wearing a butler suit. He was certainly old and his eyes remained shut.

"Are you Angel Mois?" he asked.

"Yes?"

"Congratulations on enrolling to become our next lady-in-waiting. We would like you to come with us this instant."

"Wait, no, there must be a mistake. I'm not going to your academy. I don't even know the first thing about royalty! You could say, I'm a low-class peasant?"

Aki stepped in. "Angel, please, think of it this way: you've been given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. You could say…"

Mois eyes suddenly widened. This could work! If she could graduate and become a true lady-in-waiting for whoever majesty takes over Pekopon, she'll be able to help her family! To cure her mother's illness, and to find a better place for Kana.

"A lifechanging moment?" she finished. She finally smiled confidently and turned to face Paul.

"I'll do it!"

"Good. Now let's go."

"Wait! Let me just pack some things first or-"

"Everything is all prepared for you in the palace. Now let's go, or you'll forfeit your scholarship," Paul now ordered. Mois nodded instead. She turned to her family and hugged them both.

"I love you both," she whispered.

"We love you too," Aki whimpered. "You'll always be our princess."

"Thanks, mom," Mois cried. The moment they let go of the hug, Paul escorted her to a carriage waiting for them outside the apartment. It is unknown has such a thing could even get there on the busy streets or how the horses could withstand the toxic scent of carbon monoxide without kicking against nearby vehicles.

Upon riding the carriage, Mois noticed a tea set. Just as she swiped the serviette, the teacup slipped and splashed the hot liquid all over her skirt, causing her to yelp.

"Great… I already flunked carriage-riding."

Unknown to her, that was the least of her worries.

Great! Another Sgt. Frog fanfic. Ironically, this was heavily inspired by a Barbie movie. Hey, Sgt. Frog can have references or AUs from just about any type of media – which is one of the main reasons why it's so darn funny. Don't worry, I won't be copying the whole thing. Consider this a funnier version… if I can make it possible. I'm warning you all that I won't be updating this story often because I have other commitments to make. I hope I don't discontinue this either. Just to be safe, here's some of the main cast (Don't judge me for the characters and the roles I chose for them. Trust me, don't. Questions are allowed though, but it depends whether or not I'll answer them.)

Angol Mois – main character and soon-to-be princess of Pekopon. How that happens will remain a mystery until the end. Yes, I purposely named her as "Angel" Mois instead of Angol Mois.

Aki – Mois mother

Kana – Mois sister

Paul – security guard… or one of the butlers in the palace

Asami – student, daughter of Angol Fia, and soon-to-be princess of Pekopon. How that didn't happen remains a mystery until the end.

Pururu – Head Mistress of the Royal Academy for Ladies.

Lavie and Kogoro – news reporters (Don't mind them. They're minor characters)

Angol Fia – Duchess of Pekopon. Even though she is Angol Mois' cousin, I decided to change their familial relationship.

Assistants (They'll come in handy later… for comic relief mostly):

Keroro and Tamama

Mirara and Miruru (They're minor characters. They might be changed too.)

Sumomo

Female Students: Natsumi, Koyuki, Momoka (Main characters… Remember, the story is centred on them, including Mois, but mostly Mois.) There will be minor characters.

Male Students: Giroro, Dororo, Kururu, Fuyuki (There will be minor characters. Putting Saburo in could hinder Giroro and Natsumi's relationship so his appearance can be debatable.)

Garuru: Headmaster or the Royal Academy for "Gentlemen" (sounds ironic for some reason)

That's all I can mention for now. More surprises will be on the way… if I ever continue or even finish this.

If this story doesn't pursue, then I will delete it OR give it up to another writer with the plot I have. Be patient. The humor will come later.